Fire Chapter

Episode 2: Dragonlord Kel

" HAHAHAAMAHAHAHAHAHA!!" I laughed aloud like a maniacal idiot.

"Wait wait wait asec hold on... I almost hate to ruin your little...laughing thing but what is your last wish?" Etna tucked her fingers under her ear as if to tune me in alittle more. She heard me the first time and I know she did!

" My last wish is for you to be my vassal." I replied turning all the way around as I felt the breeze fly into my boxers alittle with some sand.

Silence. There was nothing but silence, Genie Etna didn't have any expression on her face. Not a smile, not a frown not even a smirk. She just stood there with a straight face.

" As a vassal that means I won't live in playstations anymore?" Etna asked. She drooped her head low with her crimson bangs covering her delicate face.

" Right." I replied alittle shaken. I don't know how she'd react to something like this so I sorta stepped back abit.

" Um...okay I guess as a genie your wish is my command." She said bowing. " But before I cut my ties to the lamp and become your vassal is there anything else you need?"

" What? Whaddaya mean?" I asked. Phew, she's taking this pretty well.

" I mean, is there anything else. Once I become your vassal I'll lose all of my genie powers." She said raising her hand as if to cast a spell which kinda worried me.

I looked down at my t shirt and spotted boxers. " Some cloths, I need something that says powerful Dragon Ruler but I'm single and looking." I replied crossing my arms to my chest.

" Okay." She snapped her fingers and I closed my eyes. Hey there is no telling whats gonna happen ya know? When I opened my eyes again I had garbs on. I didn't have on a shirt, my upper body was bare with the exception of some black wrist warmers. I wore some black pants with white chapps and black belts wrapped around my legs and thighs with black and white combat boots. Wrapped around my neck was a long red scarf that touched the ground behind me.

" This is so tight." I said looking at my new threads.

" Okay well if there is nothing else you need I'll transform now." Etna started.

" Wait one last thing." I said holding up my hand to halt her.

" Yes?" She asked abit annoyed. Her eyes were straight and she sort of slouched over abit.

" I want a sword... this is the last thing... a sword that can...TALK!" I said. " And let it be a heavy two handed blade I love those."

" Okay okay... THIS IS THE LAST THING DAMMIT!" She spat snapping her fingers. Appearing just above me was a large black object that was about two and half meters long and skinny. It flew down and landed down just infront of me. SHUNK!

O.o- me

T.T- Etna

" Happy now?" She said balling up her fists.

" Yeah very." I said grabbing the hilt of the sword. It was long broad and covered in bandages. To paint a picture it looked exactly like Cloud's sword from Kingdom Hearts. With the exception of it being all black.

" Okay now your done and it's time for me okay geezus christ." She said snapping her fingers. With that her golden bracelets and anklets disappeared and two small bat like wings grew out from her back. " There... Officially a vassal now."

That really wasn't much, I expected her to go through some dramatic change... The way she was hurrying me along and stuff.

" Whats the deal with this sword?" I asked lifting it out off the sand. It was pretty damn heavy! It weighed about the amount of a boulder.

" HEY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" A voice shouted out of nowhere. "Put me down!"

"Huh?" I looked on the other side to see a pair of ghostly eyes appearing over the left side of the blade.

" I SAID PUT...ME...DOWN!" The sword floated into mid air and slammed me across the neck. I instantly dropped to my knees and placed my weary hands on the sand.

" Young punk!" The sword said.

" What gives ya stupid piece a junk!" I screamed at it.

" What gives is that I don't want to be held by some moron!" The sword screamed back.

" WHY YOU DUMBASS...!" I shouted standing up before Etna pushed me back alittle. " Etna what the hell is this?" I questioned pointing at the sword.

" Well you asked for a talking sword and that's what I gave you geez!" Etna said resting her hands on her hips.

" I take the wish back now." I said.

" Can't I'm not a genie anymore remember... I'm Your Vassal." She said with a pathetic attempt to sound like me.

" My name is Gilgamesh the great sword! WHA HA CHAAA!!" The sword was in mid air swinging around by itself as if a ghost was weilding it or some invisible man.

" Well Gilgamesh, I am your owner Overlord Kel. And you will do as I say." I said pointing at him again. This was SOOOO COOL!!! I SOUND LIKE A REAL VILLIAN!

"oooh Overlord Kel, riiigghhhttt as if I'm gonna listen to a twerp like you." He said the blade end of the sword pointed directly at me. I sort of wanted to wet myself right there, I don't know about anybody else but a giant sword pointing at you with an intention to kill is enough to drive anybody crazy."You don't have what it takes to fight with a sword as well crafted and powerful as I."

" Well I guess I'll just have to destroy you then, if your not any use to me then your existence is a waste of my time." I responded. I honestly don't know why I responded like that...may be the heat of the moment?

" LETS SEE YOU TRY!" The sword shot towards me like a giant raging bullet.

" BOSS WATCH OUT!" I heard Etna scream from behind a rock. Why is she hiding?

I looked back at the sword and pounded my foot on the sand. "Karyuu no Kaiten Doa! (Fire Dragon Rotating Door)." I said dashing off towards the sword and spinning around with one foot extended like a Ryu Hurricane Kick. Surrounding me were flames making me a small storm of fire moving towards Gilgamesh. Gilgamesh stood up vertically blocking my kick, the flaming hurricane surrounding me had ceased.

O.o-Me "Wha?!"

The flame had disappeared and was sucked up by the sword's metal. "Heh heh..." Gilgamesh mumbled before attempting a horizontal swing at me, I bent my back leaning backwards to dodge the swing then leaped backwards. I leaped forward with one large lundge. "Karyuu no Tekken! (Fire Dragon Iron Fist)" I shouted as my right fist was surrounded by a thick dark red flame. I swung my right fist forward smashing it into Gilgamesh's side as he turned upright.

Again the flames disappeared and was sucked into Gilgamesh's metal. "I am a sword that can absorb any and all magical forces. These Dragon moves that your doing is obsolete against me." The sword said and with that he smacked me over the side of the head and I went tumbling through the sand. "I cannot be defeated by the likes of some punk who has no idea what its like to live by the sword."

I stood up quickly and dusted myself off. "Yeah I may not have any idea what's like to live by the sword. But..." I said turning to face the dragon. "I know I'm not gonna give up until I beat you. And once I've beaten you I'll use you to my full advantage...in ruling this world."

"Hmhmhmhm...I'm going to kill you boy." Gilgamesh laughed aloud he flew off towards me with the point sticking towards me in an attempt to skewer me. I merely stood there staring at him as he flew at me like a missile.

"KEL!!" Etna yelled waving her hands wildly in the back.

"I can't use any Dragon moves, well I'll rely on my own damn body!" I shouted looking down at my right fist, it was covered in thick black scales so much that it looked like I was wearing a gauntlet. I slammed my fist down hitting Gilgamesh along the spine and causing the sword to crash into the sand shooting sand and dust everywhere. When the sand and the smoke cleared Gilgamesh was embedded into the ground with his eyes in swirls like in those animes. I walked up to the sword and crossed my hands. I'd won my first battle... MY FIRST BATTLE IN THE FINAL FANTASY WORLD! Well it was kind of ackward but still A BATTLE NON THE LESS!

" Well Gilgamesh this is it." I said stomping on him once.

" WAIT WAIT WAIT...okay short stack... I'll be your...vassal too..." It said I could tell it's spirit had finally been broken. I called back the blast and grabbed the hilt of Gilgamesh. The sword felt as light as a feather now.

" Way ta go bossman." I felt a sudden punch in my arm. I turned around to see Etna standing there blushing.
" Where were you?" I asked with a straight face I wanted to kill her.
"Whaddaya mean?" She asked with a smile.

" I COULDA BEEN KILLED AS MY VASSAL YOUR SUPPOSE TO HELP ME OUT IN FIGHTS!" I shouted.

" But it was a one on one bought." Gilgamesh interrupted.

"Anyway...now that that's over with what should we do?" Etna asked changing the subject which I completely hated.

" Well where are we..." I said looking around. I recognized this part of the game. Either we were in Kilika or Besaid. I turned all the way around doing a 360 to look around. I could see a small pier over to the east of the beach.

" We're in Besaid, and since we're in the Final Fantasy X world there is no telling what part of the story line we're in." I replied.

" Sire if I may ask, what are you talking about?" Gilgamesh interjected.

" Well in the world where I come from this place is just a game.." I replied. " A game with a storyline."

" So what do we have to do with this storyline boss?" Etna asked as she began to float in the air alittle as if bored with my ramblings.

" Nothing at all really, if we can find Yuna and her gang, we'll find the creature Sin." I replied.

" Whaddya plan to do when we find em?" Etna asked again smiling at me.

" I'm going to obliterate him of course. If I defeat Sin everyone in Spira will ecknowledge my power and I will step up as the Overlord of All Maester the King of all Gaurdians! THE RULER OF THE WORLD MWHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!" I laughed aloud.

" What is it with him and laughing?" Gilgamesh whispered to Etna.
" I've no idea I guess it makes him look evil or something I dunno." Etna replied.

" Whatever lets advance to Besaid Village." I said pointing to the path that led from the beach to a small forest like area.

" Sir, Yessir." Gilgamesh said.

" Aye Aye." Etna said walking beside me.

I held Gilgamesh on my shoulder with one hand and advanced forward walking with my head held high and my faithful...well not faithful but ya know loyal enough...not even loyal just...plain...vassal walking with me at my side.

I'd fought my first boss battle and gotten new threads right along with a talking sword. This is truly the life worth living... I'm going to take over the world for sure... Like that cockroach on that episode of Fairly Odd Parents said. "WORLD DOMINATION!"

Author's Note: The New Gilgamesh, although he looks like he originally did he is given all new effects to absorb and cancel magic spells.

TECHNIQUES:
Karyuu no Kaiten Doa (Fire Dragon: Rotating Door): Something like Ryu and Ken's hurricane kick from Street Fighter except Kel is surrounded with flame.

Karyuu no Tekken (Fire Dragon: Iron Fist): The most powerful Fire Dragon hand to hand move, it focuses alot of fire power to the fist and adds even more effect to the user.