Ohayo minna
Thank you to those who reviewed, and to those who gave this story a chance. I was originally thinking of writing Reborn switching bodies with Tsuna, but I find it more interesting with Xanxus.
Though if I finish this story I might just write that one.
And I'm planning on writing a sequel on this one….because I really need ideas on that other story I've been working on called 'Varia mansion' where Tsuna was sent to Italy to live with the Varia temporarily.
Yeah…I think I'll do that…the 'Varia mansion' will be the sequel for this.
On with the story, I hope you like it.
(From the last chapter)
Tsuna and Xanxus found themselves in each other's bed and so the story continues…
Chapter 2
SAWADA RESIDENCE
"This can't be fxxxing happening…" Xanxus whispered, examining 'his' feminine face at the small round mirror he was given.
It was a reflection of that damn trash Sawada Tsunayoshi!
Was he simply dreaming because he was drunk from that 30th bottle of wine the day before?!Yeah…that was it…he was dreaming!
The door slammed open suddenly, startling his current figure and making him drop the mirror in his hand.
"TSU-KUN!" Nana Sawada barged in the room, and began looking at the surrounding. A few second or so she hummed in confusion as she brought her finger to her chin and tilted head. The room was completely normal. With the wall nearly falling apart…there was blood on the floor…It was completely normal so what was wrong?
She blinked as she made her way to her son, staring worriedly at the boy. "Tsu-kun~? What is wrong, dear~? Is everything alright~? I heard you scream~"
Xanxus sat there gapping, not knowing what to do…or what to say. The woman was staring at him worriedly, something he was not familiar with.
"Don't worry Maman!Dame-Tsuna was just shocked to see his improving grade." Reborn held up a sheet of paper in front of her face. One of Tsuna's paper test that said 75% on the top of it.
The brunette mother gasped as she took the piece of paper in her palms, admiring it delicately. "Oh, Tsu-kun~ 75% on your test~!? I'm so proud of you~!" she swirl the paper around before she pulled her 'son' into a tight hug, oblivious to the petrified Mafia boss in her arms, who didn't know whether to push the woman away or blast her like everyone else that gets too close to him.
"JUUDAIME!" "TSUNA!" Xanxus' eyes twitched at the sight of the bomber and the baseball idiot as they zoomed past the door and to him.
Nana pulled away from the brunette satisfied with her hug, as she smiled widely. "Gokudera-kun~ and Yamamoto-kun~ I see you came to pick up my son~!" she clapped her hands together.
"A-Ah Juudaime's mother! G-good morning…" Gokudera bowed his head slightly, smiling nervously, beside him Yamamoto nodded with the same expression as he rubbed his head.
"I will put this on the fridge, Tsu-kun~!" the brunette mother began walking towards the door "Be down soon, you'll be late for school Tsu-kun~!" and then she left the room with a wave, closing the door behind her leaving the room completely silent as everyone stared at the door.
As soon as she was gone Gokudera turned frantically to his boss, as well as Yamamoto
"J-JUUDAIME!WHAT'S WRONG!" Gokudera took both the brunette's shoulder to make the boy face him. Yamamoto peeked worriedly at his side.
Xanxus narrowed his eyes, glaring menacingly at the hands in his shoulder. "Let go of me trash…" Xanxus pushed Gokudera to the floor with enough force to send the silverette flying a few feet away from him, before rotating to Yamamoto and punched the raven haired in the face, earning a grunt from the both victims.
Reborn coughed up a laugh.
"J-J-Juudaime?" Gokudera stared at his 'boss', his eyes showed hurt and confusion…mostly hurt.
"T-Tsuna…what was that for?" Yamamoto got up rubbing his aching cheek. Gokudera followed as he got up himself.
"Don't call me that fxxxxxx trash of a name scum…" the brunette answered coldly, before growling at the archobaleno who snorted.
'Trash? Scum?' Gokudera gapped.
'FXXXXXX?!' Yamamoto stared at the brunette with wide eyes, not really knowing what to say or do.
Never had they seen nor even heard their friend cussing!
'Tsuna' turned to face the infant, glaring dangerously. "Tell me what the f-" before he could even finish his sentence, the baby jumped slapping him from midair, before using his face as a trampoline and jumping back down on the ground.
"Now now Dame-Tsuna, you wouldn't want your secret spreading out now would you?" Reborn turned to the side, tilting his hat to cover his eyes, so it was only one black cold eye staring up at his fallen figure.
Xanxus glared at the infant, not even bothering getting up from the cold ground. He gritted his teeth. The trash was right…If those pathetic excuses for subordinates of his found out about his current …Situation, they will never let him live it down. Just imagining that prince trash laughing at him made his blood boil.
Gokudera frowned. He wasn't informed of this secret?!He was the right hand man! "What secret?!" the bomber exclaimed, as he eyed Reborn. Yamamoto scratched his head dumbly at his side. "I didn't know you had secrets Tsuna"
"Well Dame-Tsuna?" Reborn questioned, sitting on his leather chair, a cup of espresso in his right hand and his left held Leon, who was also staring up at that all the commotion.
"Tch…" Xanxus turned his head away.
"Juudaime?" Gokudera turned to the brunette, questioningly.
Xanxus huffed, looking as though he was pouting. "Yeah, what do you want?" he glared at the silverette, who flinched at his cold stare.
"W-We're late for school…" Gokudera stuttered, reading the dark atmosphere for once and deciding that it was best to drop the subject.
"Eh? Were late?" Yamamoto blinked.
"Yes you're late for school Dame-Tsuna, hurry along." Reborn said mockingly, sipping from his espresso as he did so.
Growling, Xanxus walked passed Gokudera but pause to turn to his current companions when he noticed the two not moving from their spot. "Well?!What the fxxx are you waiting for trash!?" he glared at the two, Yamamoto blinked before following the smaller brunette along with Gokudera who was muttering an apology to his 'Juudaime'.
Maybe Tsuna was just tired.
VARIA HEAD QUARTERS
Tsuna woke up feeling an aching throb in his brain. Groaning, he got up slowly. What…happened? He looked up to see his surrounding, but it was too dark to make anything out of anything. Where was he?
As he tried to reach his head in order to rub it, he paused; or rather his hand stopped moving and felt like it was tied up behind him along with his other hand. "HIIIEEEE!" he shrieked as he felt cold metal against his wrist.
"Voi…"
"HIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!Who's there?!" suddenly he felt someone removing something from his eyes.
"You are going to explain this brat…"
The moment he saw the light the first thing he saw was a sword pointed at him, as the man with long silver hair glared at him. "HIE-SQUALO!" and the moment he spoke the said man clamped his mouth with his right hand.
He suddenly started regretted ever had been able see. Not only because both his wrists were shackled behind his back along with his legs that were spread wide and were tied at something as well, but because he was at a-
Prison... a cold, dark, scary…prison. THERE WAS EVEN A TOILET IN HIS LEFT!
Suddenly though, he was pulled by his collar rather aggressively before he could think much more. And as he stared at the silver eyes that belonged to the shark memory suddenly started flowing in his mind.
That's right…he woke up at a dark place...and then...a-and then…
He ignored Squalo who rambled something about 'where his damn boss was', andmerely stared him in the eyes blankly.
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!WHERE AM I?!" Squalo jumped startled, as he backed away slowly from his prisoner.
Squalo gapped for a second before slowly his expression soften and lowering his sword slightly. "Voi…what is going on?" he questioned one last time.
Tsuna raised both his eyebrows, relieve and surprise that he wasn't being threatened anymore and he stuttered his answer. "I-I told y-you I don't k-know…" he looked down his stomach.
A sigh can be heard from the shark. "You said you were Sawada Tsunayoshi…." Tsuna nodded. "Where is my damn boss?" Squalo questioned not really expecting a decent answer anymore; he figured it had something to do with that Archobaleno…
He then stared at the pathetic figure of his boss, narrowing his eyes. If anyone ever found out about this…that damn boss would blame him for it if he ever comes back, and it will ruin his image to the other mafia.
"Fxxx fine…for now you can stay in our headquarters." Squalo got up, and stared down at his current boss.
Tsuna looked up with big red eyes that were warm. Maybe Squalo would help him after all!
"Stop fxxxxxx staring at me like that!Or anyone else for that matter!" It was still strange seeing his 'boss' face so unintimidating, as it was before.
"H-HAI!" Tsuna snapped his head back down, as he felt Squalo reaching behind him to free his wrists with a key he grabbed from his pocket.
He's saved!HE'S SAVED!
"You want me to do WHAT?!" Tsuna blushed as he stared at the shark, who scowled at him.
"Can't you hear? I SAID FXXXIN' STRIP YOU DAMN BRAT!" Squalo snapped, making the other cower in fear.
"B-but-"
"I'LL FXXXIN' KIL-"
"OK!OK!" the raven-haired began pulling on the black tie he was wearing, his face red. Why does he have to do this?
After he striped the white button-up shirt, and was about to pull on his pants, he paused when he noticed the other staring at him
"D-do I have t-to…the p-pants…?" he blushed harder as he saw the other stare at his eyes.
"Of course you brat, you've been wearing that since yesterday!do you want to fxxxin' catch bacteria?!" the shark glared at him.
"T-then why are staring?!"
Squalo narrowed his eyes, and the other gasped and clamped his own mouth. "Voi…what the fxxx was that?"
"N-NOTHING!"
After a few minutes Squalo led him to Xanxus' room and all the while explaining that he was indeed in Italy, in the Varia headquarters to be exact and would have been killed if he hadn't saw him before anyone else.
"T-this is Xanxus' r-room?" he stared wide eyes at the dark room. This was the same room he was before!he just knew it!
"What the fxxx else, now move your ass and change already, his closet's on the right!" Tsuna gave a shriek as he was sent inside the room with a kick.
"But it's dark!" he heard the shark sigh.
As if in cue, the lights turned on, and beside the door was Squalo who had his hand at the light switch with a scowl on his face.
"T-Thanks…" Tsuna muttered and began walking to the closet.
Later on he finally managed to wear Xanxus tight clothes, that looked the same as he was just wearing before. Blushing, he stared at Xanxus reflection at the mirror. How could Xanxus wear this? It was so fit and uncomfortable!
This is all Reborn's fault. He shook his head.
Squalo told him that he would personally 'visit' Japan to get some explanation from 'that Archobaleno'…Tsuna figured it was Reborn.
For a second he tried to register all the things that had happened. REBORN!It's gotta be him…How could he and after they all went through together too!
"VOOOII! Stop pouting in there and get the fxxx out here!" Yelled Squalo from the outside of the door to Xanxus' huge closet
"HIIEEE!YES!" he followed instruction immediately, jogging his way out the unlocked door leading to Xanxus' room and walked beside Squalo who glared at him.
"And stop the fxxxxxx squeaking!It's pathetic…"Squalo reached out to fix his tie, which was tied on in his neck quite poorly. "Tch…have you no knowledge at all…"He heard Squalo mutter as the shark started buttoning his shirt to its right places.
"Well I don't usually wear this kind of things you know…" he pouted, earning a dull eyebrow from the shark.
"I'll be gone for a while and you're staying here…" Squalo started huskily.
"What!?" Red wide bolted wide open. He couldn't stay here!He'll be dead for sure.
"Tch…calm down, that damn boss was supposed to attend the Cavallone party." Squalo explained, placing Xanxus' jacket at his shoulder.
"Cavallone? Dino-san's party?" Squalo nodded and went on.
"And you're going to attend as my fxxxxxx boss or else…" Squalo snapped his eyes at his red once, coldly.
Tsuna nodded at once, sighing in relieve when Squalo went back to fixing his outfit. "B-But I can't…" he shrieked suddenly when Squalo tightened the tie he was fixing at the moment.
"I-I mean I don't know how to!" Tsuna added immediately.
"Just fxxxxxx act like my damn boss…you should know already since you fought him like fxxxxxn' Months ago…" Squalo explained.
Tsuna sweat-dropped. Just because he fought Xanxus doesn't mean he knew the guy already! "Where are you going then?" he questioned genuinely curious.
"Where else?!That damn Archobaleno!He is going to fix this…" Tsuna mentally agreed, already imagining him giving that devil a piece of his mind but then shuddered when he began imagining Reborn shooting him.
"We were already fxxxxxx busy on things and this fxxxxxn' happens?!" Squalo went on back to his rambling.
"S-So I pretend to be Xanxus?" earning a nod from the shark.
"Can I tell the others then?" Squalo arched an eyebrow at him.
"The other Varia?"
"NO!"
"HIIIIIIEEEEE!WHY?!" at this he was slapped hard on the cheek.
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP SQUEAKING!AND DID I TELL YOU TO QUESTION ME?!" raged Squalo.
"HIIIIIEEEEE-NO!" SLAP! On the other cheek
"STOP-" SLAP!
"HIIIIIIEEE!" SLAP! SLAP! On both cheeks
"SQUEAKING!" SLAP! It kept going
"OK!OK!I'll stop just stop hitting me!" Tsuna held his arms in front of him, in defense.
Tsuna didn't ask any more questions after that. All he had to do was act like Xanxus and not tell anyone. He stared at the shark ahead of who was leading him to Xanxus' office.
Sighing he shuddered at the thought.
HOW WAS HE GOING TO SURVIVE?!
NAMIMORI MIDDLE SCHOOL
"We made it!" Yamamoto grinned panting slightly as he supported his hands with his knees. Gokudera panted as well.
"J-Juudame, are you alright?" the bomber turned to the brunette behind him, who was panting hard that he was practically falling apart.
'Fxxx how did this fxxxxxx trash defeat me…? He was fxxxxxx weak!'Thought Xanxus, furious about his current body
They were now in front of the Namimori gates.
"H-here Juudaime…let me help-" Gokudera reached a hand but it was immediately slapped away.
"I don't need your fxxxxxx help!Leave me be…" The current brunette panted. Gokudera followed as ordered from his boss, reluctantly and he stayed there standing. "I-if Juudaime says so" Gokudera stuttered before turning to the baseball idiot who has his attention at the gate.
"We should run from here, we only have three minutes to get to class", Yamamoto informed, waiting for both his friends and then he ran ahead, followed by Gokudera reluctantly who glanced at his Juudaime as he ran, before giving a thumbs up.
"I'll be waiting Juudaime!" Gokudera smiled widely, turning back his attention ahead.
Both were oblivious to their 'boss' falling onto the ground with a thud.
"Fxxx…wait for me…" Xanxus felt so tired. Never in his life did he felt so weak and pathetic. Excluding when that fxxxxxx brat defeated him, he thought menacingly.
He watched with angry eyes at his companions, as they went ahead and then disappeared into the door of the school.
"Herbivore…"
Xanxus looked up slowly with haft lidded eyes. He felt like dying.
The last thing he saw was a tonfas pointed at him. Before he fainted.
IN CLASS A
The bell had already rang as both Gokudera and Yamamoto stared at the classroom door anxiously.
"Sit down Gokudera and Yammamoto!" the teacher commanded, as all the student stared at them in confusion.
"SHUT UP!" Gokudera snapped as the teacher and students cowered away.
"Maa maa, Sorry sensei we're looking for Tsuna." Yamamoto rubbed the back of his head and smiled hesistantly.
"Sawada?oh yeah…Sawada's not here, where is he?" the teacher questioned as he stared at Tsuna's empty seat.
"WHO CARES!" one student exclaimed, as all the student began to laugh.
"You dare insult Juudaime!?DIE?!" the bomber took out his dynamites, but before he could lit them Yamamoto grabbed him by the elbow.
"Gokudera!" Sighing Gokudera pushed him away and put away his weapons.
"AAAHH! WHERE'S JUUDAIME!" Gokudera grabbed Yamamoto by the shoulders and began shaking him. "WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED?!"
"Maybe he's still at the gate." Yamamoto suggested.
As soon as that left the baseball-expert's mouth, Gokudera zoomed past the door and without hesitation left the class, followed by Yamamoto.
The student and the teacher stared at the door blankly.
"I don't even care anymore…" the teacher mutter.
AT THE GATE
As soon as they reached the gate, they went to look for the brunette immediately.
"Where's Tsuna?" Yamamoto questioned, as he looked around the area.
Gokudera for once was too quiet to even yell at the baseball nut, as he started looking for his Juudaime as well. "JUUDAIME?!" he forced a shout, earning some muttering from the classes. Windows opened to check what was going on.
Reborn smirked, from the building just across from the school, a telescope in his hand.
"This will be interesting."
(This was RE-TYPED, or rather fixed with the grammar and such and I added a few more details 'cause I can)
I hope you all enjoyed it know they're not in character, but understand that I was really tired when typing this.
Thank for reading
JA NE!(GOODBYE!)
