Yay, a new chapter. So I felt like adding some action into the story, mostly because it's kinda supposed to be action heavy, tell me what you thought.
My plan is to release a new chapter per week, but I don't guarantee it, especially when I start newer stories. I will say that I have written a plan of how the story should go, so I don't get writer's block because those are a mess to be in.
Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb.
Perry was filled with unwanted boredom. He was on his way to Doofenshmirtz Incorporated to see what was up. He was exhausted by the same routine everyday.
In reality, he didn't hate Doofenshmirtz, he only thought he was doltish.
Perry parked his hovercraft in the balcony of the purple building. He took his Gadgetry with him, and climbed by the side of the open doors, to not get caught. Once he made it to the top area of the building, he sidled along the widow, trying not to lose his grip on the ledge.
Once he was content with the perimeter, he took out his spy stethoscope. He placed one end on the widow, and placed the other ends on his ears.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz was sitting on his couch watching television. The lazy middle aged man had been watching sitcoms for hours. He had been waiting for his newest delivery since that morning, unfortunately it would take five to seven hours for the package to arrive.
His cell phone rang startling him. He looked at his caller ID, and smiled. He quickly answered the call from his daughter, Vanessa.
"Hello pumpkin, how's the celebration?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"It's great, and with Ferb around it's even better " Vennessa responded. She wasn't saying the complete truth. Her relationship with the green haired british guy was doing great, no doubt, but his attitude wasn't. She had tried to talked with him about it, but it would usually end with a fight. The problem started mid school year.
"That's spectacular, I always knew from the start that he was the one" Doofenshmirtz said.
"Weren't you the one who tried to kill him when you two met" Vanessa scolded.
"Well technically, we met when he was my student in high school" Doofenshmirtz explained.
"That reminds me, how is Danville High going for you?" She asked.
"It's doing great, I'm glad to take a break from it though. Being the head of a company, a high school teacher, and a landlord is pretty hard" he said. It was true, Doofenshmirtz was a busy man. Not only did he have to work for Doofenshmirtz Incorporated, a engineering business and renting service, but also teach high school students.
"Well I happy your doing great" Vanessa said growing a small smile.
After a while of talking, Norm came in the room. He was holding what seems to be a tall crate. Doofenshmirtz turned his head to the giant robot.
"Sweetheart, I'm going to have to call you back" Doofenshmirtz said excited.
"What's going on dad?" Vanessa said confused.
"It's nothing important. Would it be a problem if we postpone the visit till tomorrow?" Doofenshmirtz requested. He pointed to where he wanted to put the package. Norm obeyed.
"Sure" she said more confused than before, "What's going on?"
"Nothing to worry about" Doofenshmirtz said trying to control her worries.
"Okay, I'll take your word for it" Vanessa said, "I'll call you back tomorrow, bye dad."
They both hung up.
Vanessa was concerned for her father, she always was, but she just never admitted it. After a while of staring up at her father's house, that stood up higher than the rest, she realized that Ferb wasn't there with her anymore.
"Ferb?" She called, "Ferb!"
"I'm sorry I couldn't get that panda for you" Phineas said, apologetically.
"It's okay, I personally didn't want the panda, what I really wanted was a loving boyfriend" Isabella replied. Phineas couldn't help but simile. "But please, don't take this kinda stuff seriously in our relationship" Isabella said placing her hand on his cheek.
"Sorry, I do that a lot, don't I?" Phineas said.
"Yes, yes you do" she replied playfully.
Phineas looked at Isabella. He didn't know how someone like her could ever like a Dorito shaped headed dork like him, it baffles him, even till today. His thoughts were soon interrupted when he collided with someone.
"Hey watch where you're going" a raspy, and angry voice said.
Phineas knew that voice from somewhere. When he looked up, his suspicions were confirmed. It was none other than Buford, a bully turned nice guy, and one of his best friends.
"Phineas! Isabella! Great to see ya" Buford greeted, surprised.
"Buford is a pleasure to see you again, we haven't talked since last summer, how've you been? Where have you been?" Phineas said happily.
"I've been here and there, everywhere actually, I've been good, I'm sure you have too" he said eyeing Isabella, who had help Phineas get up. Phineas looked back at Isabella, but quickly turned back. His face grew pink. Isabella smiled at the attraction to her, "I've also decided to gave up on film, and converted to writing as my major, I did so because I absolutely hated the work space."
"What, was it boring?" Phineas asked.
"No, not at all" Buford said waving his hand from side to side, "It's really difficult to put your name out there. I worked my butt off day and night, and I still didn't get any recognition."
"You gotta do, what you gotta do, I guess" Phineas said referring to the change in career, "By the way, have you seen Baljeet?"
"Yes, he's right over there" Buford pointed to the library booth where Baljeet was sitting down reading History of Danville.
Vanessa was scared for her boyfriend. Where could he had gone. It was almost impossible to find the guy in the festival. She had checked everywhere, but sadly, no Ferb in sight.
She was just about to give up, until she saw something green around the bar booth. She was highly bewildered by the sight. Ferb didn't drink, as far as she knew. She wasn't completely convince that was him at all, but she walked over there anyway.
To her total surprise, Ferb was boozing himself in complete despair. Vanessa was stunned by the sight. She always had the impression that he didn't drink.
"Ferb!" She yelled. Ferb turn his droopy head towards her. She could only cringed at his motion.
"What the hell is wrong with you" she was angered by his actions.
"I'm drinking my problem away babe" Ferb said drunk. His breath could kill noses. The tipsy nineteen year old waked like a dog on hind legs.
"How about you and I head somewhere private so we can... cuddle" Ferb said unclearly.
"Shut up you're drunk" she stated mad.
Roger Doofenshmirtz, the mayor for eleven years in a row, walked directly to them. He wore a violet tuxedo with a yellow tie.
"Ah, well if it isn't my niece with her charming british love dove" he politely shake the hands of his relative, and her inebriate boyfriend, "I came here wondering if Mr. Fletcher here could do a small speech for us."
"Love dove?" Ferb whispered to her.
After her uncle finished his sentence, she shattered into pieces. What was she to do, tell her uncle, THE MAYOR, that her boyfriend was tipsy! That would not only ruin her reputation, but his as well. The only thing she was thankful for was that everyone seems to ignore the weird things in Danville.
She was praying that Ferb would decline. Unfortunately, that was not the case.
"I'll love to" Ferb said with the biggest simile, "if you know what I mean."
Vanessa could only facepalm.
"Hey Baljeet how's it been" Phineas asked his Indian friend.
"Hey guys I have been great" Baljeet replied, "I am feeling amazing, I had not only become the dean of math at my university, but my girlfriend is moving in with me."
"Geez, that was quick" Buford commented.
"That's great" Phineas congratulated Baljeet.
"That reminds me have you seen Ginger or any of my friends?" Isabella asked curiously.
"Yes I think I saw all of them at the pastry booth." Baljeet replied.
"Thanks Baljeet I owe you" Isabella said, "bye guys it was great to see you all. Bye Phinney."
She kissed Phineas good bye and left to find her friends. Both Buford's and Baljeet's smug faces were apparent. Phineas however, did not like the taunt.
"Come on guys, if was just a kiss" Phineas defend himself, "you all get kissed all the time from your girlfriends, why is Isabella different?"
"You don't get it do you?" Buford asked.
"Get what?" He asked confused more than ever.
"Buford doesn't have a girlfriend, and she obviously wants to go to the next level, but wants to go there naturally, as in not too fast and not too slow. She is also trying tell you that she loves the affection you had given her so far" Baljeet said while turning the pages of the current book he was reading.
Buford and Phineas were astonished by his quick thinking. They applauded the math genius.
"Wait" Buford stopped mid clap, "How did you figure that out."
"I have a girlfriend Buford, and for your information I am probably not accurate since I got the information via Ginger" Baljeet explained, "and it's possible that Isabella only kissed you to show affection."
"No, I was talking about me not having a love dove" Buford said.
"love dove?" Baljeet commented.
"Out of all the things I've heard you say Buford, this one is the most weird" Phineas said.
"Candace!" A tall blonde haired man said from a few feet away.
Candace knew that the voice, it belonged to her loving boyfriend Jeremy Johnson. She and Jeremy had finished college and were trying to settle down in the suburbs. Candace's parents had thought of moving, and they had asked to buy the house from them, however full plans haven't been made.
"Hey Jeremy" Candace said.
"What happened up there" he asked. He had gotten confused by her actions in the podium.
"Don't worry about it" she said, "I'm better."
"That's good. You know I hate when you're upset" Jeremy said.
"So where have you been? The last time I saw you was a few hours ago" she asked.
"I was hanging out with my band buddies. I also got to talk to Love Handle, The Bettys, and even Tiny Cowboy." He said, ignoring her jealous look she was giving him, "It's pretty exciting."
"And you didn't tell me, you know how much of a fan I am" Candace explained.
"Sorry, I guess it slipped my mind" he apologized, "By the way, have you seen Phineas or Ferb anywhere?"
"No I haven't" Candace said, "they're probably arrived a while ago. It's funny I could've sworn I saw Ferb in the bar booth, but I know for a fact that he isn't into alcohol."
"That's weird " Jeremy looked at the girlfriend curiously, "I think I saw him drinking too."
A silence bloomed into the conversation, causing a disturbance in the space between them. There worries were growing by the second, realizing that they were probably not imagining things.
Their worries were soon confirmed when a frantic Vanessa, running cheetah speed, stopped directly in front of them.
"Guys I'm so glad to find you" she panted, "Ferb... he... he's..."
Candace and Jeremy decided to help Vanessa by sitting her down in a chair close by.
"Calm down Vanessa" Candace said, "now tell us, what's the problem."
"Ferb he's doing a speech" at frist Candace and Jeremy looked at her weirdly, they couldn't find what the big problem was, until she continued what she wanted to say, "but he's drank like six pounds of liquor, and I don't know what to do. I couldn't refuse for him, and I didn't dare to tell my uncle the truth."
"Oh crap" Jeremy stated scared.
"Where is he now?" Candace Calmly interrogated her.
Vanessa pointed to a far distance. Candace and Jeremy turned there heads to the commotion happening on the podium. It was Ferb, walking like it was his first time in heels. The green man shook the mayor's hand like a laugh gas victim.
"Oh no" Candace and Jeremy said in unison. They knew they had to make it quick before the bad stuff happened. They left Vennessa behind without knowing.
"Of course they would leave me here" she mumbled, "alone."
Perry knew it was time to do his epic entrance. He took out his grabbing hook and attached the end on the the top of the window, and he jumped off the surface and swinged back towards the building, breaking the glass in a fabulous fashion.
"PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" Doofenshmirtz screamed. He quickly pulled out his remote and hit the blue switch causing Perry to get trapped in between two loaded gunfire machines. Perry was frightened by the lethal weapons.
"Woops, sorry Perry the platypus I got a bit carried away on the security of this building" he apologized, before he hid the gunfire back.
Perry crossed his arms.
"Don't you look at me like that. I personally am getting older, and my views of the young, society is too" Doofenshmirtz explained, "so I was sitting in my chair one day when I realized, if I could make a time machine I could go back, and finally feel like my old self again, free from anybody looking down at me."
Dr. Doofenshmirtz walked over to tarp covered object. He unveiled a red glossy, vehicle. The shiny automobile glossed in the light. It had beautiful silver wheels, and the leather interior looked relaxing, and comfortable.
"Introducing the Time Machine Inator!" Doofenshmirtz excitedly said, "and now I'll finally achieve my dream to time travel."
Perry was highly bewildered by this. He was expecting something less intelligent.
"This how it works, I had created a time current" he explained, pointing at the purple light bulb under the hood of the car, "the current will run throughout the entire car giving it heat and fueling the vehicle to run in light speed causing it to travel through an invisible hole in space, this will only work with a high power source of radiation, fortunately, it only needs about seven ounces of Pizzazium Infinionite that I finally bought from the mall."
Doofenshmirtz moved to the other end of the room, and he rested his elbow on one of his inators. He failed to notice the beam that hit Perry.
"I'm planning on going to the future to get more Pizzazium Infinionite. By my calculations the market for the element should be higher than ever" Doofenshmirtz explained.
In a split second he dodged the wrench heading his way. He looked to the direction from where it came from.
"Perry the platypus! Why would you do that?" Doofenshmirtz had a mixture of confusion and fear. He then realized that he was leaning on.
"My Make Someone Destroy Everything in Their Paths Inator!" Doofenshmirtz shocked face turned into embarrassment, "you know, I really gotta work on my naming."
He suddenly got kicked in the face by Perry causing his head to hit the button. The inator started charging.
"Uh oh" Doofenshmirtz said.
"Hello Danville, and welcome to a world full of people and bratwurst alike. I am Iron Man, and I will be your buddy cop for today. I like ponies, unicorns, and haggis, that last one isn't a joke." Ferb said in his drunken state.
Everyone was completely confused by his drunk talk. Candace and Jeremy were mortified by the view.
"So to finish my story. I became king of the toenails, and ruled Twinklebuttville for all eternity" Ferb finished, "I'll like to thank Candace's imagery zebra who calls her Kevin, and the giant floating baby head."
"How did he knows about that?" Candace commented.
"Thank you King Twinklebutt for your highly interesting story that should be told in metal hospitals" Roger grab Ferb's spotlight before he could embarrassed himself anymore.
"King Twinklebutt-VILLE" he corrected by taking the mic to his direction. Roger yanked the mic back. After a while of playing tug-of-war with the microphone a ray beam, from up the sky, hit Ferb directly in the face.
Out of nowhere Ferb kicked the mayor in the chest, dropping him to the crowd, who could only gasp at what he did.
"So who wants to go get some floozies?" Buford asked.
Phineas and Baljeet only looked at him, unamused.
"What?" He asked.
After a second, a huge group of screams emerged from close by. Phineas, Baljeet, and Buford looked from where the sound came only to soon see a angered Ferb in the way.
"Ferb?" Phineas said concerned.
Ferb ran to Buford, and punched him in the abdomen.
"Ferb, what the hell?" Buford yelled, he was not going to just stand there helpless.
Buford defend himself, he first tried to punch him in the side of his face, but missed. Ferb returned by double kicking him in his sides, and throwing him. Buford could no longer fight due to him collapsing on top of the smoothie booth. Half of the booth was damaged with smoothie splashed everywhere.
Ferb looked at Baljeet menacingly.
"Wait!" Baljeet yelled. He laid on the ground as a way of declaring defeat.
Phineas knew he had to act fast. He didn't, obviously, want to hurt Ferb, but he didn't want him to do something he'll regret. He remembered the choke hold Isabella had taught him, and he decided that it was the best procedure to go by.
Phineas, from behind, hooked his right arm around his neck. His obvious intentions were to weaken him. Ferb countered by back flipping while holding on to the arm, giving him the advantage. He pulled his arm from behind, further bending it, giving him a pain on his upper arm, and shoulder. Phineas's other arm soon gave up, he fell on his knees and later his whole body gave up. Ferb forcefully pinned him down on the ground, not letting go of the arm.
He screamed with pain.
Phineas soon felt free, after a force seemed to have pulled Ferb off him. He turned his head from the ground to see the Fireside Girls holding him down. Ferb seem to lose his resistance after a while.
"Thanks" Phineas said to Isabella who was holding Ferb's left arm.
"You're welcome" she said tired, "good job girls."
"You too Phineas" she said admiring his bravery.
The last thing Ferb saw, was his wrenched brother before he went unconscious.
I know, I know, Ferb is acting OOC, but there is a reason to his actions. His back story will be revealed in a future chapter (not the next one) but it will be explained.
As for Phineas, if you didn't get it, he was just trying to stop his brother before he something BAD.
Thanks for reading my story so far, it gives me more convenience to write more. Review if you'll like to, and have a nice day.
