As L, Light, Near, and Mello watched the videos from Matt and Misa's cameras, Light thought of something. "If the poisonings are happening at lunch, or some other part of the day, then how come 23% of them are from different companies?"

"Accomplice?" L chimed, "Light I want you to analyze which other companies are being affected, and where our suspects were on those days."

"Matt," Mello said into the microphone, "Check through Melanie's desk for evidence, and then do Jim's."

"If murders are occurring at the office, there must be evidence at the office." Mello said to the other detectives.

"Really, Jenny?" Melanie said.

"Yes, Kira punished my parents, so I became a devout follower."

Melanie took a sip of coffee. "I'm sorry about your parents…You know, I heard Kira was starting up again, here in New York or something."

Misa had a genuine look of intrigue written across her face.

"L, listen to this!" Mello called out.

"Oh really?" Misa asked.

"Yes, there has been a murder a day for the past month. The police are dumbfounded." Melanie said, taking another sip of coffee.

Matt observed that Melanie had a painfully neat desk. He looked through all of the drawers, which were unsuspicious. Then he came across one, which was locked. Why would she only lock one drawer, what an idiot. Matt thought to himself. He picked the lock and found that it was empty, and there wasn't so much as a speck of dust.

"Matt, hide a surveillance bug camera in that drawer!" Mello ordered. He reasoned that people don't only lock one drawer, and that it was almost as if she cleaned it and the rest of her desk too well.

"Matt," L interjected, "Go back to following Jim…"

"Excuse me Misa, but I have to use the ladies' room." Melanie said.

"Follow her!" Mello yelled into the mike.

What a bitch! Misa thought.

Matt trailed Jim, who had just got up from his desk. "Bird 2 is flying the coop." Matt said into his mike as if this were a stakeout.

"What are you talking about?" L asked.

L was considering the possibility now that Melanie and Jim were conspirators, considering they both got up at 12:13 PM. "Light, do you have the reports?"

"7 murders were committed outside of Jim and Melanie's company. Jim did a seven day business associate tour to the two other affected companies. The number of murders committed to those companies corresponds to the number of days he was there." Light said.

"So he must think he is smart to have murdered people outside the company, though we actually caught him!" Mello said excitedly.

L was not convinced; he still believed that it was Melanie or that they were conspirators. He watched the security surveillance cameras, which Matt had hacked into, closely. Melanie and Jim passed each other in the hall, and shook hands. L's eyes grew big. "Rewind the tape!" He ordered Mello who was no longer really paying attention. "Zoom in on their handshake!" L reasoned that Melanie, being such a strong willed feminist would not have shaken a man's hand that had a position under her.

L could roughly make out Melanie passing him something sort of shaped like a disk. "They are conspirators." L said to himself. L decided that Melanie was supplying the poison, and Jim was putting it in peoples' food. Melanie's motive was to eliminate men from the business, and Jim's motive was to get promoted up eventually. Melanie was playing Jim, because she would never let him be promoted, she would kill him first. They were both idiots to L, because he could tell Melanie was using Jim to relieve the blame from herself if they were caught.

Matt noticed Melanie coming his way and didn't want to be recognized, so he sat at an empty desk and acted as if he was working there. When she passed he hoped up and power-walked, and ran into Misa. "Misa! I mean Jenny!"

"SSSSSSHHHHH!" Misa admonished and glided past him. Matt had lost Jim. Mello guided him to a position where Jim could not see him but he could see Jim. He watched as Jim engaged with a couple of coworkers.

"Hey man!" One said as Jim approached. "We were just talking about how creepy it is all of the deaths happening, they must be putting something in the cafeteria food!"

"Yeah, I told the wife to start packing my lunch!" The other said.

"Treat your wife better boss!" Jim said.

"She can handle it!" The Jim's boss said and laughed obnoxiously. "Watch my coffee, will ya? Need to use the john" Jim's boss asked of Jim.

"Sure thing." Jim said.

"Sucks for you man." The first guy said, laughing, and patted Jim on the back as he walked the other way. When Jim was alone he looked around and oh so subtly, pretending to tap the top slipped the powder into the coffee.

"And that is all we need." Near said, "Case closed." And he turned his puzzle over, letting all the pieces fall out. Mello kicked the pieces around, and Near threw the bored at Mello's head.

"Light, notify the police!" L said smiling.

Matt grabbed Misa's wrist and pulled her out of the building. Once on the street he told her the case was solved, they found all the evidence they needed.

On the plane ride back to Japan L decided to figure out once and for all who stole his cake. "I stole everyone's things." L announced.

"WHAT!" Mello yelled.

"I will burn them all as soon as we get home if no one confesses to eating my cake." L said.

Everyone was silent… So L decided to play the sympathy card. "It was the last piece. I really looked forward to eating it… And someone stole it… This is why I solve crimes… No one should have to suffer like this." L hid his face in his hands.

Thinking quickly L didn't want anyone to just lie to get their stuff back, "Whoever stole the cake will be fired…" he said.

After a long silence… "I stole the damn cake." Matt said. "I will turn in my badge…"

"Thank you for telling me." L said. He planned to let Matt think he was going to be fired for the rest of the flight.

"I do not approve of your methods." Light said darkly. L shrugged. "I don't approve of you being Kira." L countered.

"I was never Kira!" Light almost screamed.

After they landed, L returned everyone's things, and told Matt he wasn't actually fired.

Light was sitting alone on the couch watching the news. L crept up behind him. He observed Light's shiny hair, and wondered why his own hair wasn't so nice. "Light?"

"WHAT THE HELL?" Light jumped up.

"I was just wondering what shampoo you use."

"Why were you behind my head you freaky panda looking CREEP?"

"Whoa, someone is acting a tad bit like Mello…and it's you."

"I'm sick of you."

"Liiiiiiight," Matt walked in, "Can you move? You have been hogging the TV all day. I want to play the new Call of Duty!"

"You have a TV."

"I want to use this one, it's 80 inches! You have a TV too!"

"You all are the most socially incorrect people I have ever met." Light said and stormed off. He decided to make a video to send to Wammy about teaching the orphans some social skills. He turned on the camera.

"Hello Wammy. I just want you to know that L, Near, Mello, and Matt are freaks. I blame you! Last week I woke up to find L staring at me, like he was literally just watching me sleep. Mello has some anger issues, and Matt has an addictive personality. Matt dropped his cigarette on my new shirt and didn't even offer to replace it. He also stole L's cake! I am sick of this!"

"Who are you talking to Light?... Your Shinigami?" Near said, having come out of nowhere.

"GOD DAMNIT!" Light yelled, "Go away Near, nobody likes you!" Light said.

"I can't believe Light called me a freaky panda creep." L said to himself. "I could call him names…"

"STOP STRESSING LIGHT!" Misa screamed at L. L stared blankly at her. He wanted her so bad he had to close his eyes whenever she looked at him.

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN I TALK TO YOU!" Misa screamed.

"Your…breasts…are so large." L said.

Misa was so utterly shocked that she turned around.

Light bumped into Misa on his way up from the basement. "LIGHT! L was sexually harassing me. He was staring at my chest." Misa squealed, crying into Light's arm. Light had actually grown to like Misa, and truly accepted her as his girlfriend. He once thought he liked girls like Takada, but he was wrong.

"L! Why were you staring at Misa's breasts?" Light asked angrily.

"She lied!" L said horrified.

"He is so dirty." Misa sobbed.

Mello was still angry about his stolen chocolate bar, especially because L hid it in the hanger and it tasted like gasoline. L had a new cheesecake in the fridge. While L was fighting with Misa and Light, Mello sprinkled salt all over the cheesecake. He laughed quietly to himself.

"MATT!" Near rushed into the living room. "You can't smoke in here!" Near didn't want the house smelling like smoke. "I will tell."

"You are such a brat!" Matt yelled. Near ran to the kitchen and got a cup of water. He poured it on top of Matt's head. Matt turned around and tackled Near to the floor.

All of a sudden Watari took over the TV's and speaker phone system. "Everyone! We have a new case!"

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