A Men in Black crossover, where Agent J meets up with Sam who's a diplomat, and there'd be an awkward moment where Sam reveals that he and Bumblebee are Sparkmates (which will be recorded as a marriage in the MIB files) and Agent J will spend the entire time wondering how they do it. This plot bunny was taken from hollywoodrbin from live journal.

How Does That Work?

Jay silently eyed the pug sitting in the passengers seat. It was so very tempting to shut the animals head in the window next time he stuck it out. If he did that though he'd be in trouble with the boss. So it was a no go. So turning his eyes back to the road Jay wondered why the hell he was being sent to the middle of nowhere.

Oh ya. To meat some dude named Simmons and one of the aliens that his branch of the MIB was in charge of monitoring. Well Simmons, the alien ,whose name he didn't know, and their official liaison.

"So partner where we going?" Frank asked as he looked at Jay. His tounge hanging out of the side of his mouth drool hanging in long stings that were threatening to hit the seat at any moment.

"We're going to meet someone and Frank I swear if you get drool all over the seat I'll throw you out the window and run your furry little ass over." Frank whined and muttered something under his breath as he hung his head out of the window, drool falling to the ground seconds later.

Jay kept his eyes on the road as he drove through the town of Tranquility. The streets were crowded with people and the road were busy. As busy as it was the drive through town didn't take long and before either of them knew it they were pulling up a dirt road ,a sign beside the road read Lookout, and going uphill. Not long after two cars came into view a yellow Camaro and a black SUV.

From what Jay could see there was a boy ,probably in his teens, laying on the hood of the Camaro and a man ,who had to be Simmons, was leaning against the SUV. Pulling his own car to a stop Jay eyed the two of them for a moment. Which one was the alien? Shaking his head Jay opened the car door and climbed out Frank hopping out of the car before he could get his door closed.

"Hey is one of you guys Simmons?" Jay yelled as he stared walking toward the two of them. The kid laying on the Camaro looked up for a second then pointed at the man leaning against the SUV before he went back to laying down.

"Thanks kid." Jay said as he walked up to Simmons.

"No prob and the names Sam." Holding out his hand Jay waited for the man in front of him to shake it but put it back down when he didn't. Jay's head turned as he herd feet hit gravel and he was greeted with the sight of the kid standing up and stretching.

"Don't take it the wrong way he's an ass to everyone. Aren't you Simmons?" Sam asked as he walked the few feet to stand beside Jay and Simmons. Simmons looked at Sam for a second.

"Shut the hell up kid your only here because the big guy's paranoid." Sam scratched his neck for a second before turning to look at Jay.

"Optimus doesn't trust Sector 7. The first time they meet Simmons here had one of his men strapped to a slab and taken to a lab." Jay had the decency to look a little shocked. International law had a lot of laws against such things and well why he was here made sense now. It also explained why one of the oldest section of the MIB was getting shut down.

"Wow I'd herd they screwed up but this is worthy of a Idiot sign." Sam threw his head back and laughed. Simmons eyed the black agent with malice in his eyes before he turned to Sam.

"Dimmit kid lets get this over with all ready."

"Who pissed in your Cheerios? Jeez no wonder your sector is such a screw up." Simmons pushed himself off of the SUV and took a step toward Jay his eyes blazing. Sam sighed and shook his head. Placing a hand on Jay's shoulder he looked at Simons for a second.

"Just give him the files Simmons and then you can go. I'll even tell Optimus you stayed the whole time."

"Fine." Simmons all but growled as he turned and opened the door to his SUV and started rummaging around inside.

"Sorry about him he really didn't want to be here but Keller made him come." Jay nodded as he watched Simmons pull a bunch of files out of a bag. The man in front of him needed a serious chill pill. Without a word Simmons shoved the files into Sam's hands and then proceeded to get in his SUV, start the engine and roll away. Sam and Jay watched as he drove away for a few seconds. It was the sound of a car horn and Franks startled yelp that bought them back to reality.

"Frank what the hell are you doing?" Jay asked as the pug walked back over to where he and Sam were standing.

"What I had to go." Both dog and man noticed that Sam had jumped when Frank had spoken.

"Hey don't worry kid he ain't dangerous. He's just annoying." Sam eyed the dog for a moment.

"Oh I'm not scared just a little surprised. You should have warned me. So you ready to meet Bee?" Jay eyed Sam for a moment. Okay this kid was weird. Who didn't freak out when they herd a dog talk? Jay learned the answer to that question several seconds later when the car the boy had been leaning against unfolded itself and stood up. Jay was quite sure that his mouth was hanging open and he really didn't care at the moment. He was staring at a fifteen foot tall alien robot.

"This is Bumblebee."

"Un huh."

"I think he needed more of a warning Sam." Sam laughed and looked up at Bumblebee a smile on his face.

"I think your right Bee." Jay shook his head back and forth for a moment trying to get his brain to work again.

"Sorry but that's a bit different."

"You reacted better than I did."

"His first reaction was to run and call me Satin's Camaro." Bumblebee said this in an amused voice. Jay could tell that the bot seemed to be quite fond of the human at his feet.

"You had fun chasing me down and you know it." Jay eyed the two for a moment before looking at the stack of folders in his hands. The one on the very top of the stack read Bumblebee.

"Sorry we never did get properly introduced. Well I mean you know our names but we don't know yours." Jay looked up at Sam for a second and smiled. The kid was right. Jay held out his hand and with his own smile Sam took it.

"I'm agent Jay from the MIB and the little ass sniffer beside me is Frank. He's an alien pug."

"Well as you know I'm Sam Witwicky. I'm the liaison between the Autobots and whoever they happen to be meeting at the time. The big yellow mech behind me is of course Bumblebee. He's my guardian and my bonded." Jay nodded his head for a second before he stopped. Bonded? What the hell was a bonded? Opening the top file Jay's eyes scanned the page and came to a small section that stated quite clearly the Bumblebee was married.

"Wait it says here that he's married. So what's bonded mean." Sam smiled a bit nervously and scratched the back of his head.

"Well I guess you could say we're married but we prefer the Cybertronian term." Jay found his head about to nod again but stopped right before he did.

"So wait. Let me get this straight. You married your car?"

"More or less. We're actually pretty happy together. Huh Bee?" Bumblebee whistled an affirmative and Sam gave the giant alien behind him a big smile. Jay stood silent for a moment. Something just didn't click. Then it hit him.

"So how do you guys... Well you know?"

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