**Note: I was given an idea… so that is why I'm writing another chapter… Nina's going to kill me… oh well.
Enjoy!
Chapter 2: Fan girl… bad idea
O.W.C.A Headquarters
Major Monogram and Carl looked in disbelief as they witnessed Agent P locking all of the entrances of his hideout as if he was running from someone.
"Uh, Agent P? Is something wrong?" Monogram asked a bit concerned.
The platypus didn't answer; he simply continued to lock all the doors without thinking it twice. Once he was done he walked to his chair and sat down. 'g-g-g-g-g'
"Huh?"
"He said he's running from someone, sir."
"What?! Agent P! You have been trained to fight all sorts of dangers! And now you're running away!?"
The platypus gave his boss a sorry look. Normally he wouldn't even explain what he was running from, actually, he never ran from anything… he was about to explain when huge knocks and squeals began to echo around the room.
"What on earth is that?" Monogram asked.
Perry stood up; eyes widen and began to tremble noticeably. He quickly hid under the desk before Carl or Monogram saw him. The knocks and the squeals continued, they seemed endless and were quite annoying. "Carl, check the surveillance camera and see who is out there!"
"Yes, sir!" said the intern as he walked to the computer.
The Major turned back to the Agent, "Agent P you—" he blinked. No agent… "AGENT P!"
Slowly Agent P came up from under the desk and looked up at his boss innocently. He sat on his chair and a small embarrassed grin formed on his face. The Major; however, didn't think it was funny at all. For all he knew, Dr. Doofenshmirtz could have sent a robot after the Agent or something worst. But what could possibly be worse than a robot? "Sir, it's a fan girl."
That.
"Oh…" Major Monogram said.
Agent P just looked up at him, 'really?' He simply couldn't believe how dumb the Major could be sometimes. Even Doofenshmirtz was smarter than him in some situations… even though he couldn't recognize him without his fedora.
"So… who is that girl Agent P?" Carl asked as he walked over to the monitor.
'g-g-g-g-g'
"Huh?"
Perry blinked. He brought out his notepad and a pencil and began to write.
"Carl, since when does he write?"
"He does that on a daily base, sir. Don't you watch the show?"
"Fourth wall reference…"
Carl face palmed. "Yes, sir."
The platypus finally finished writing and held it up to the screen. The Major and Carl both looked at the notepad and read.
"So, Doofenshmirtz kidnapped a fourteen year old?" Carl said.
"Who so happens to be your fan girl?" asked the Major.
Perry nodded.
Silence surrounded the room for a while. The only sound that was heard was those of the persistent fan girl banging on the door and squealing. The silence became awkward when the Major and Carl looked at each other and then back at Agent P. He wouldn't have expected their reaction.
They busted out laughing. 'I don't see how this is funny.' Perry chattered.
Within laughs Carl spoke, "Sorry Agent P… it's just… well, she's a fan girl!" he continued on laughing hard that he fell on the floor. "OW! My sides!"
Major Monogram stopped laughing, "Sorry Agent P." he said as he wiped a tear off his eye and looked at the semi-aquatic mammal. "She's just a fan girl. You don't need to worry."
'You say that cause you don't have any.' Perry chattered.
"Ok, that sounded painful." Monogram said folding his arms.
Suddenly the knocks and the squeals stopped. There was silence. Monogram and Perry both eyed the door and looked back at each other. They shrugged their shoulders.
"The girl is gone, sir." Carl said.
"Ah, good." He looked down at the Agent who had a relief look on his face, "Well, you are free from your fan girl. You may go."
Perry saluted and left.
"Hm… but they sure are persistent." Monogram muttered.
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D.E.I
"W-What are you doing here?" Dr. D asked as the girl entered his building. "I thought you were after Perry the Platypus."
The girl walked towards the kitchen and grabbed an apple, "Well, I did follow him… and I was trying to get him for a few minutes." She took a bite.
"Then why are you here?" he asked as he closed the door.
"I got bored."
Dr. Doofenshmirtz hit his face in disbelief. "Seriously?"
The girl nodded and walked to her backpack that was lying on the living room floor. She picked it up, sat on the couch and began to search through it. She brought out a notebook, a pen, a pencil and color pencils. Before she did anything else she gave the apple core to Dr. D who was standing behind her. "Could you throw this away, please?"
The scientist let out a sigh, rolling his eyes he walked to the kitchen and threw the core in the trash bag. As he began to walk out of the he couldn't help but to hear small sighs coming from the living room. He got to the living room and noticed the girl was blushing slightly as she looked at something in her notebook.
"What is that? And why are you blushing?"
She quickly hid her notebook under a pillow and smiled at the evil scientist. "Nooothiing."
He stared at her a bit annoyed. The girl, she was just grinning like a Cheshire Cat. There was nothing cute about that, it was just creepy. Being curious was something he couldn't help; he had to know what was in that notebook. "Uh… kid, I'm planning to make an extremely evil intator and I was wondering if you could get something for me."
She stared at him, "What's in it for me?"
"Um… well, I suppose I could let you be in the trap where I'll trap Perry the Platypus in."
She let out a squeal, "I'll do it!"
Teenagers… he thought, "Great. Well, here's the list." He handed her a piece of paper.
The girl looked at the list, looked up at the scientist, shrugged her shoulders and left the building. Heinz let out an aggravated sigh, "Finally. I thought she'd never leave…"
He walked towards the window and when he saw her out on the streets he ran to the couch and reached under the pillow, "Now, let's see what she was hiding."
Dr. D brought the notebook out and opened it. He was expecting something like 'I love (blank)' or a picture of the girl's crush. But instead he saw something that made him shiver. Something that was pure evil… the kind of evil he wasn't proud of.
Perryshmirtz.
"Oh my god! Wh-What is this?!" he turned the page, "Ugh! No! This… this is… what's wrong with this girl?!"
As much as he wanted to stop looking through the notebook, he couldn't. He kept flipping, "What?! No! God no! He… he's a platypus! How can…." His eyes widen at an image, "Oh god I'm gonna be sick…" he dropped the notebook and ran to the bathroom.
He must have been in the bathroom for a long time. Because when he came out, the girl was sitting on his couch watching television. Dr. D didn't even bother to say anything to her. At first he looked at her as his salvation from Agent P, but now he saw her as a crazy fan girl.
What is wrong with this girl? Do all girls her age like THAT stuff? It's disgusting! It doesn't even make any sense! I mean how can— Thinking about what he had seen made him return to the bathroom and throw up.
While that happen the girl smiled to herself as she heard Dr. D vomit in the bathroom.
"That's what you get for being too curious."
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