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Naruto rules - crimson.tears.i.shed
Naruto rules - Tristen1497
Naruto rules - Both of us.
I think I should take down the key, at least until Crimson gets back. Yep people. She's still gone. I called her a while ago. she LOVES that we've got 5 reviews so far and is BEGGING her parents to let her come over or to let me go over there. in the mean time, she told me to post the next chapter or two. Sine I've got nothing better to do here you go. Chapter #2.
I put a few coments in with some phycic help from Crimson (Don't ask). Just enjoy. There not very good but oh well.
The Mega Awesome, Randomness-filled, Sleep Over Of Doom!!
(With minor theft and trespassing on privet property)
RE-CAP
"We could hang out together?" Matsuri suggested. "That way we wouldn't have to be outcast alone."
"I've got a better idea." Sasuke's dangerous tone scared all present (Because he's so gay.)
RandomnessRules#&
"I know! It's Naruto!" Tenten exclaimed.
Her only conformation was the fact that Hinata's face turned beat red. The other girls looked at the white boarded at all the clues they got.
A Shinobi
Not on her team
Loud
Hyper
Yes. That pretty much covered it. They were playing Who do you like? They would ask the girl up to ten yes or no questions and from their answers try to guess who it was they liked. (Come on people, look at the clues! OBVIOUSLY it's Naruto!)
"Alright Sakura! Your turn." Ino said slyly, holding up the dry erase marker. The pink haired girl gulped. Wait. Why was she nervous? It wasn't like they would ever figure it out in ten questions. Hell, she doubted they would figure it out in a million. After all, who would ever think she liked him? (Evil, creapy, sujestive oooo's! Come on people. Take a guess.)
"First question, is he a Shinobi?" Tenten asked.
Sakura nodded, and Ino wrote down the answer on the white board.
"Well we don't have to ask if he's on her team because no one except Hinata would ever like Naruto and Sasuke is just gay. (Thank's for agreeing with us Temari) And Sai may be gorgeous but, Oh what the heck! Is he on your team?" Temari asked.
Sakura shook her head no.
"Is he a high ranked ninja?"
A nod yes from Sakura.
"So… hmmm… is he hot?" Ino asked. (And yes people who already know where this is going. He is very hot.)
"What kind of question is that? Just because she thinks he hot doesn't mean you do!" Temari said.
"True but I know what Sakura classifies as hot so it can give a good idea. So is he?"
A nod. (We're getting closser! Is the suspence killing you?)
"Aw! We're getting no where!! And we only have six questions left! We usual have some idea by now!" Tenten grumbled frustrated.
"Do you hang out with him a lot?" Temari asked.
Sakura shook her head no. (AWE. So sad.)
"Well that's weird. You hang out with every one of the guys we know." Ino mused. "Unless… hey Sakura? Is he a leaf shinobi?" All eyes darted to Sakura, boring down into her soul.
The tinge of a blush appeared on her cheeks as she shook her head.
"Ooooo! A long distance relation ship!!" Tenten sighed. "So romantic."
"Well that depends. Sakura, does he know you like him?" Temari asked.
She shook her head. No. Only three questions left. She thought to herself.
"Well let's see… Shinobi from the sand village visit the most often. So is he from Suna?" Ino asked.
"Stupid. You should have asked if I knew him. The only shinobi I'm acquainted with are from here or back home." Temari said.
"It doesn't matter. Is he?" Ino pressed.
Sakura's blush spread, and she nodded. Two questions left.
"So, is he a shinobi Temari know well?" Tenten asked.
Another blush and a nod. One more question. Only one more.
"Wait." Temari held up her hand. Her face frozen in shock and horror. "Is he here now?"
Sakura nodded slowly. Tamari's body stiffened. That only left two possibilities. Both high ranking sand shinobi, both hardy ever hanged out with her, and both her brothers.
"It's Kankuro?!" she gasped, pointing a finger at Sakura. (!!)
"EW! It most certainly is not him! Remember? She said she thought he was hot and I know for a fact Sakura would never think Kankuro was good-looking."
"But that means…" Temari's voice faded away, her eyes wider than ever. The other girls' expressions mirrored hers. Sakura was as red as could be.
"GAARA?!" they all shouted at once. (Yes people. And if you didn't get that you're stupid.)
"Ow!"
"Be quite!"
"He stepped on my foot!"
"It's not my fault!"
"What a drag."
"Bark!"
"Shut up!"
"Why?"
"They'll hear us you idiot!"
The girls froze, their gaze locked onto the door leading into Sakura's walk in closet. They were across the room in a flash and opened the door reviling eight boys crammed into the tiny space. As soon as the door was open they fell out onto the floor in a messy heap of bodies.
"Get off me!"
"Get your dog off me!"
"More your foot!"
"Not until your brother moves his gourd!"
The girls screamed in horror. "What are you doing?!" Tenten screeched.
"Spying on you." Sai said mater-o-factly.
Temari and Tenten screamed even louder. Hinata fainted. Sakura turned as white as a sheet. But that would mean… they all knew she had a crush on Gaara! (NO! The horror!!)
"How long have you been in there?!" Temari questioned, thinking the same thing Sakura was. Her rage terrified even those who it was not aimed at.
"Since 'so, is he a shinobi Temari know well?'." Shikamaru quoted, standing up and straitening out his shirt. The other boys followed suit.
"What are you doing?" Naruto asked. "And what was with all the questions?"
Good. So they didn't know what they were talking about.
"And what were you talking about, and why were me and Gaara's names in the mix?" Kankuro complained.
Great. How were they going to explain this?
"We were playing… ua… Guess that Shinobi!" Tenten exclaimed, quickly making up a story. "You think of a random ninja and everyone else has to guess who that is!"
"Oh," all the boys said. (Arn't they stupid? But that's why we love then, right girls?)
"Okay. Off topic here. Why we you spying on us?!" Temari roared at the cowering boys, all except (the amazingly cool) Gaara.
"We just wanted to know why we weren't invited." Naruto wailed.
"I told you!" Sakura yelled at him "We need girl time! As in 'NO BOYS' Get it?"
"Well, since you guys were spying on us you have to do anything we tell you to!" Tenten declared, seeing an opportunity to make the sleepover even better. (And yes, it makes it a WHOLE LOT better)The other girls grinned in agreement with her comment, except for Hinata. She was still passed out on the floor. Naruto stood her up but when she saw him holding her up on her feet she fainted again.
"No way! Not on your life!" Kiba growled.
"Come on boys. It's just one little favor." Temari batted her eyelashes, eyeing Shikamaru in particular.
"If we do you have to feed us!" Choji exclaimed. (typical Choji)
"Alright then. Food's down in the kitchen. Help yourselves." Sakura said. In an instant the boys were stampeding down the stairs.
"Great. What are we going to eat?" Tenten asked as she helped Hinata to her feet again. She didn't re-faint this time.
Just then a puff of (CRACK) smoke appeared in the middle of the room and in it was none other than Itachi Uchiha.
"Have no fear! The magic Genie is here!" he sang before handing them a huge platter of seafood out of nowhere. "I love you all!" the Uchiha sang out again before disappearing in another cloud of smoke (Obviously on crack).
All was silent for a moment before Sakura said "Well that was weird."
"Yeah, really weird." Temari added.
"Well, might as well eat the food!" Tenten exclaimed, grabbing the platter and rummaging through the seafood.
"Save me an egg roll!!" Temari shouted diving into the mess.
In no time an all out war broke out over the food only ending when every piece of it was gone, all except an assortment of blue pieces.
"What is that?" Hinata asked.
"I don't know. It look's like shark." Tenten said, cocking her head to the side.
"It looks like K- Kisame…" Sakura whispered.
They all looked at each other, horrified for a moment before they all screamed at the same time. "Don't eat the shark!" (Mrs. Lovet and her meat pies was enough. They didn't need shish kabob Kisame as well.)
But instead of throwing it away they took the pieces of the seafood platter down to the guys so they could confirm their suspicion. The kitchen was a compliant mess, overturned with not a scrap of food left in the place. The boys had eaten it all, and they were obviously still hungry because they ate the shark bits before the girls could tell them who it was. All the girls headed to the bathroom soon after.
"So boys," they declared once their stomach's had settled. "As agreed now you have to do one thing for us, anything we ask."
"So what do we have to do?" Neji asked, suspicious as to the girls' intentions (as he should be cuz wait till you see what it leads to!).
Temari smiled deviously. "We want to go play games at the arcade."
"But it's closed." Kiba said.
"That's where you guys come in." Sakura smiled.
There you go people. Hope you liked it. Keep reviewing so Crimson will come back. You'll get the next chapter either tomorrow or on thusday late afternoon. It all depends on how many reviews this chapter gets. Bye the way, The name of the next chapter is Chaper 3: Break in.
