HAI DERE! AHM A MAAAAAN! TWERHFCGC! Get off of my laptop, Doctor Brine! Also, STOP DRINKING ALL OF THE COFFEE ON MY PROFILE! THERE'S NEVER ANY LEFT FOR THE OTHER CHARACTERS!

Doctor Brine:*puts down water jug full of coffee* FAHN, mAnn... *passes out*

Sorry 'bout that. Coffee does strange things to his mind. Yes, there is now destruction of the fourth wall. Because it is funny and random. ANYWAY, on with the story!

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS HARRY POTTER, A LARGE AMOUNT OF COFFEE, AN INSANE SCIENTIST TRYING TO USE MAGIC, A LOT AND I MEAN A LOT OF SCREAMING AND *GHASP* A MARY SUE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


Somewhere in New York, New York, there were four characters hanging upside-down in a rocketship made of bedrock that was smashed into the side of a skyscraper. They were also eating McDonalds. Yes. McDonalds. Suddenly, Doctor Brine fell out and yelled, "IMA GO TO HOGWARTS! for some strange unknown reason." Then, a wooden rowboat with wheels appeared and he jumped inside of it. Instantly, he was wearing a crazy pink and purple starred wizard hat. He was also holding a magician wand. You know, the black one with white tips? Yeah, that one. Then Doctor Brine wiggled the wand around in the air and screamed "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!" At once, Minecraft minecart rails appeared underneath the minecart-boat-thingamajigger. "BoatCart." Okay. BoatCart. "Thank you." Then Doctor Brine pulled out a water jug full of coffee. He doesn't need any more coffee, so I took it away. "WHYDIDYOUTAKEMYCOFFEE?" Read the sentence before this. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Doctor Brine screamed, riding the "BoatCart" out the window.


MEANWHILE, AT HOGWARTS

Harry Potter was looking out the window of his room at the stars, when suddenly a blue thing with pupil-less eyes in a white coat and a purple and pink starred wizard hat riding in a rowboat on wheels on a pixelated (Harry knows what a pixel is) minecart track appeared. Wow, what a long sentence! Harry immediately wondered where that voice came from. But i'll never tell him. So too bad for him. Then, the blue thing headed toward him and smashed through the window.

"HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI! I'M DOCTOR BRINE! I GOT INTO COFFEEEEEEEEE AND I FELT LIKE COMING HERE!" it screamed. Suddenly, because of the screaming, some of the gryffindors started to come into the room to see what was going on. "NOOO THEY FOUND MEEEEE THEY WANT MY COFFEE I MUST HIDE" Doctor Brine screamed and jumped and sat upside-down on the ceiling of the room, apparently "LIKE A SPIDER-MAN!" Then, he pulled out a black wand with white tips and whispered "bibbidy bobbidy boo!" and there was a loud BANG! and Steve, Luke, Roman and Reshiram (new character) appeared, also sitting upside-down on the ceiling. Reshiram was of course too heavy, and the ceiling collapsed, burying the gryffindors and the characters of this story in rubble. It was at this moment that Doctor Brine and Steve decided to have a napping competition. But to continue this chapter, I needed them awake, so I used my author powers to type up a foghorn and blew it in their faces. Instantly, Steve woke up and shot to the moon. He happened to hit the bouncy castle on the moon I was going to include in this chapter, but decided not to, and bounced back to earth. Meanwhile, Doctor Brine woke up as if it was his idea to wake up. So he got up, said "Good morning!" (which everyone could hear over the deafening blast of the foghorn) and yawned and stretched his arms. Everyone else (including Steve) had their hands over their ears and were screaming (which sounded like faint whispering) "TURN IT OOOOOOFF!" Well i'm sorry, but I can't! The button is stuck! "GAAAHHHH!" Suddenly, the foghorn turned off, and everyone (except Doctor Brine) sighed in relief. Then everyone went home. Huh. I can't really think about anyth- Hold on. The Mary Sue. Her name is Miss Perfect. She can do anything. BUT is she perfect enough to stop Doctor Brine and ruin the story? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER IN THE INSANE ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR BRINE!

Oh boy. A Mary Sue. Don't worry, she's locked up at the moment and cannot escape.

Doctor Brine: Good. I WILL DESTROY YOU YOU MONSTER!

Miss Perfect: We'll see.

GAH! GET OUT OF MY AUTHOR'S NOTE!