Not much to say about this. It just suddenly occurred to me the other day :3
Happy Families.
Wolf walked into the sitting room, looking for his car keys. The rest of K-unit and Alex where sitting on a couple of sofas, watching a football match with varying degrees of interest.
After looking round the room for a couple of minutes, he turned to glare at the others. One by one they tore their gaze away from the match to see why he was standing glaring at them for this time. "If your not too busy playing happy families, can you help me find my car keys? I can't find them anywhere!" He exclaimed angrily, hands on hips.
There was a pause and then Fox muttered, "Too busy…" They all turned back to the screen, missing the high level glare Wolf threw at them as he stalked out to search the kitchens.
A few seconds after Wolf had left, Snake repeated in an amused voice, "Happy families?" Eagle grinned, "If we're playing happy families then Cubs got to be the baby!"
Fox gave a short snort of laughter while Alex looked over at him coolly, "What are you then?" A thought occurred to him, "I know, you can be the big sister!"-a comment that made Eagle splutter indignantly, "Big sister! No way!" But the other two where nodding sagely, "I see where he's coming from" Mused Fox. "I wonder what Wolf is then?"
Snake laughed, "The grumpy alcoholic father probably!" Alex chuckled, "If Wolfs the father, who's the mother?" Snake and Fox looked at each other. "Perhaps there isn't a mother", Fox thought out laud.
"Does that make it a civil partnership then? Which of you would be his husband in that case?" Eagle asked, but before they could comment on that, Alex said, "I think we should stick with tradition." Eagle nodded, "And the way you screamed when you saw that big hairy spider made you sound pretty girly Fox. You can be Wolf's wife." While Fox tried to come up with excuses about the spider, and reasons why he really shouldn't be the mother, Snake asked, "What does that make me?" "Hmmmm... I'm thinking some sort of creepy pedophile uncle…" was Eagles reply. "No!" Alex gasped in a moment of epiphany, "The pet dog!"
"Great…I'm the dog?" Snake sighed sadly, "Not even important enough to be a human member of this twisted little family?"
"Nope."
Just then Wolf stormed back through, still unable to locate his keys.
They all glanced at each other briefly.
"Hello dear."
"Daddy!"
"Waaaaahhh…?"
"Woof!"
Wolf stared round at them in horror, the missing car keys forgotten. "It's finally happened. You've all cracked. Gone mental. Gone insane!" And with that he ran out of the room, with just a, "Bye Daddy!" to accompany him in high pitched and fake girly tones from Eagle.
"Well." Sighed Snake, "Personally I thought he took that very well."
