Title Still Pending
((How to be a Woman))
Hooray! Chapter 2!! Uhh...Yup. :3
...Oh, look. Swearing.
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"Larxene? Help me? Huh-uh, no way."
"But she's the only girl here, Axel! And you can't just--"
"But she's not anything like those girls on TV!"
"Those girls on TV are liars, Axel," a cool, feminine voice drawled. Blue and green eyes flicked to the doorway, where a cocky-looking blone woman stood smirking.
"Speak of the devil," Axel muttered. Larxene ignored the seething comment.
"I can teach you how to be a real woman."
There was a long moment of silence.
"What the hell."
"It really is the only logical choice, Axel," Roxas stated quietly, eyes purposely glued to the floor. Axel looked at him quizzically, and Roxas shifted, gripping at his shoulder unconsciously. He added in a choked whisper, "I'll be right behind you."
Axel heaved a great sigh, bowing her head in defeat, and slowly loped after Larxene, who was laughing maniacally. Roxas watched them go dismally. After a few seconds, he managed to dislodge his feet from the shimmering ground, and trudged after them, hands in his pockets. He only hoped this event wouldn't wear too heavily on his partner's mind...
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A horrified cry tore Roxas from his daze, and he leaped off the ground to bang widly at Larxene's door.
"Axel!?" he rasped, eyes wide.
There was no response. As a matter of fact, it became oddly quiet after he spoke.
"Axel?" he tried again, more softly this time, and without the fist-on-door action.
Again, no response, but he could have sworn he heard frantic whispers and sadistic giggles on the other side. He waited, expression blank, as he stared into the blinding white depths of the bedroom door.
"Just a minuuuute" a singsong voice that DID NOT, by the way, belong to Axel, called.
The blonde shuddered inwardly and resumed his original position of sitting, cross-legged, to the left of the door.
More than a minute passed with no incident.
He started to doze off again.
The door opened suddenly, and drowzy blue eyes traveled slowly up someone's leg.
Whoa, what?
"Roxas!!" a flustered Axel cried, smacking the oblivious Nobody in the face with a pillow she'd been carrying for no apparent reason and fleeing back into Larxene's room.
The door shut again.
Roxas sighed, very confused, and sat still once more, clutching wearily at the sweet-smelling pillowcase.
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And that, my dears, is where I leave you this time, because I've next to no inspiration and badly need an update.
Hope it doesn't suck as bad as I think it does...
More on what goes on behind closed doors next time!!
