Gender Bender: Hahahahahahahaha (last chapter it said Switcheroo, that was a name I was considering calling this story and didn't realize it was on there)
Chapter 2
Summary: What I think the Breakfast club would have been like with the genders switched, Allison: Al, Bender: Ben (nickname for girl named Benita), Claire: Clark, Andy: Alex, Brian: Brianna, Principle Vernon (I think that's his name) : Principle Johnson, Janitor Johnson: Janitor Vernon.
Disclaimer: Are you kidding? After I just copy and pasted the summery from my first chap I am way too friggin tired to do it again for the disclaimer. You want it? Go back to the first chapter…………………………………………..O fine since you wont do it I'll just go on and say it ya lazy butt, sighI do not and unfortunately never will own the Breakfast club or any of its characters no matter how cool Bender and Allison are, HAPPY NOW?
Authors Note: Sorry it took so long for this chapter butt first my computer that was as old as Dumbledore got even older and slower (fortunately we don't have that problem with Dumbly) so then we called Dell and ordered a new one, so two days later we got it but those dumb computer people didn't put the monitor in the box with everything else. So we called them and my mom yelled at them for an hour and five days later we got it. Then it took two days to get everything set up and I had to try and understand why the computer kept telling me a website wanted to send me a cookie (don't ask). So after I figured that out I wanted to watch the Breakfast Club again so I could have more ideas for my story but my brother left it at his loser friends house. And when I finally got it back my internet stopped working. Is this a sign that I cant write and should stop my efforts now? Whatever. SO anyway sorry for the long wait my bad. As they say on stage when you literally Break A Leg, On with the show! Oh and save the Earth it's the only place with chocolate.
Another quote from goodquotes .com: Whoever said anthing is possible never tried slamming a revolving door.
What day is it
And in what month
This clock never seemed so alive
I cant keep up
and I cant back down
I've been losing so much time
cause its you and meand all of the people
with nothing to do
nothing to lose
and its you and me and all of the people
And I dont know why
I cant keep my eyes off of you
all of the things I want to say
just arent coming out right
I'm tripping inwards
you got my head spinning
I dont know where to go from here
cause its you and meand all of the people
with nothing to do
nothing to prove
and its you and me and all of the people
And I dont know why
I cant keep my eyes off of you
-You and Me, Lifehouse
"Ben sit down you weirdo", hissed Alex at the troublemaking teen who was busy taking out the screws from the door (earlier Vernon told them the door was to remain open)leading to the principles office. The annoyingly funny thing was she was doing this after she had taken out the screws from the chair that Vernon was going to be sitting on in a few minuets.
"You laugh at me because I am strange but I laugh at you because you are stupid", chanted Ben trying to start the what felt like fiftieth argue between her and Alex.
"Ugh why don't you just be normal for once", Clark said trying to keep a straight face.
"It's not my fault I was born like this". Ben said almost finishing with the door.
"Aww don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey" came the answer.
"I love you too pretty boy".
The sudden footsteps of the janitor came echoing down the hall. Ben finally got tired of trying to unscrew the door and started bashing it with a hammer she had taken from Vernon when he was doing something stupid and futile. The door slammed shut as soon as Ben made it back to her seat.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF MR. CLEAN IS GOING ON HERE!"(does that make sense?) Vernon bellowed as he ran at the door, tried to stop at it but couldn't, and smacked his face on it possibly making it uglier.
He opened it with a flushed face and stared with his bitter eyes at the students and when his gaze stopped on Ben- who at the time was plotting how to escape- and his eyes got even smaller.
"Alright Ben, hand over the screws", he said with gritted, yellow, cavity-filled, teeth.
"What screws Emperor Clorox", came her leering answer," The only screws I see sir, are the ones inside your head".Vernon opened his mouth, closed it, and turned to Brianna. Oh hell Ben thought now I'm going down. Note to self: kill the dweeb later if she spills.
"Miss Brianna, you have such a good clean permanent record", He said trying to make his voice silky-ish, "now I would hate to have to tell Principle Johnson that it was YOU who took the screws off the door that I said was to remain open". There was a small eep from Brianna who was staring straight ahead and sweating like an elephant trying to climb a tree. "However, I wouldn't have to tell Principle Johnson such bad things about you if you just tell me who took the screws out and where the screws are".
"Umm well sir, I-I-I-I umm well".
"Spit it out girlie", Vernon yelled spraying her face with spit.
"Yes sir! Right away sir! It was-"
"Hahahahahaha"
They both turned to the supposing stoned boy behind Brianna. He was sitting there slowly laughing at them both.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha", Al continued.
"Alright dope head", Vernon said leaving Brianna and heading for Al," What's so funny? Did you take the screws from the door"?
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!"
"ALRIGHT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"!
"He Doesn't really speak sir", Ben said without turning around," Surely sir, being the smart dapper young man that you are, you realized this after he has said nothing but ha ha ha".
"Save it Ben, I have plenty of dirt on you to keep you in here for the rest of your high school ,and maybe even collage if you make it that far, career".
"Bring it on Emperor", she said as she stood up, made a bow, then plopped back into her seat.
"That's it Ben! You have another week, want to go for some more?"
"Ben leaned back and put her hands behind her head and her feet on the table, "Sure why the hell not? According to sporto and pretty boy I don't have a life anyway, See ya next week captain Janitor Man Sir".
"If you feel so strongly about it then you now are going to be here for another two weeks".
"What did you say? All I heard was blah blah feel so blah blah blah then blah blah are going to be blah blah blah blah weeks, would you like to repeat it again or walk away with a quarter of a million dollars"
"That's three more weeks' smart ass"
Okay so you want to walk away is it"?
"Four more"
"Well you do whatever you want but we will miss you on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIR!"
"Five, I could do this all day"
"Well if you can why do you want to leave?"
"Alright six, tired yet?"
"Oh I'm not even getting started"
"Seven"
"Hahahahahahhaahahhahahaha", came Al from across the room as he continued to stare out the window.
"That's one for you pot boy"
"Sir I don't mean to contradict you, but this is a little unfair and dumb", Brianna added her opinion.
"Oh ok miss smarty pants (lame comeback but its Vernon so what are ya gonna do?) That's one for you to, and just to be fair I think you two should also come back next week".He said as he pointed at Clark and Alex.
"WHAT!", their heads snapped around to look at him.
"Sir that's not fair we didn't do anything!"
"hmm sure you didn't, well I think you kids are having to much fun with me here, so Im going to go, DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD!"
Vernon walked over to the door, glanced back at them, then took a small folding table and put it in the door in an attempt to make it stay open.
"That won't work sir, the doors to heavy" Ben said in a sleepy voice.
"Shut up Ben", Clark hissed, "You'll get us all into even more trouble". Bens answer to this was sticking her tongue out at him.
After trying without success to get the door to stay open Vernon gave up and only yelled at them not to move or do anything stupid and he retreated to his, I mean, Principle Johnson's office. As soon as the door closed Ben got all of there attentions (even Al's) and began to tell them a plan.
"Alright pretty boys, jocks, dope heads, and nerds, listen up"
"Why should we listen to you"?
"It doesn't matter if you listen or not but I'm still gonna talk, alright we all know that Vernon is a stupid piece of crap that should be lit on fire and thrown onto someone's porch, The problem is, he doesn't know he is that, he thinks hes the president of the united states, lets make him remember what he really is", Ben said as she leaned over maliciously with a scheming look in her eyes.
END O' CHAPTER 1
I'm sorry if anyone thinks that the "jokes" in this chapter are not funny but stupid, My bad I'm not a funny person.
Reviews
Bejou- Congratulations Sammy-pants! You were the first to review, I'm sure all you want to say now is "IN YO FACE MIDGLEY". Thank you it is better than when you couldn't read it, and of course I know who you are cause you annoy me so damn much, jk. Yes you do sound like a teacher may you go to hell and roast marshmallows with me. O and also, you misspelled my name, its katherinE, toodles.
Panting Slightly- sigh thank you for that special little laugh midget. What do you mean when are thy going to start acting like the characters? they are aren't they? Keep reviewing, Out like an alcoholic at a bar.
Screaming666- Thank you I will keep writing if you keep reviewing.
Queen Red Rum- Yeah I thought it was a good idea to but I got it from my friend so I dont get all the credit. Ill keep writing if you keep reading and reviewing.
Gijinka Renamon- Thank you I think it's an interesting idea too. Yes I will continue.
Ok to all the people reading this story, I'm going from NC to Canada soon so I wont get my third chapter up for a while. I'm sorry I should have considered YOUR feelings before I decided to go see my family, just kidding, so……..yeah………out like a skinny white boy in a rap contest-AngelinHell55
