Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Metal Gear Solid 1, 2 or 4.
Summary: What if naruto, fed up of the villagers and his supposed 'friends' had found an odd looking scroll containing a special technique that can take you to where you most rightfully belong?
"Sakura has a fishy smell coming from down below" is thoughts
"this is speech" is speech
Flashback! Is flashback obviously
"I am Kyuubi hear me rawrr" is Kyuubi's
"What I'd give for a succulent Rabbit" is kyuubi's thoughts.
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Chapter 2: Weird people.
"ugh...What hap...oh yeah, the Jutsu, did it work?! Oi furball! What did you mea...!"
Suddenly Naruto heard a loud bang echo from his surroundings, years of ninja experience kicked in and he quickly dived behind some containers, looking up he saw a walkway with a VERY, in his opinion, beautiful woman on it, holding what appeared to be a long mechanical device in her hands. Looking in the direction she was aiming the strange device, he noticed a woman lying in a pool of blood, a very serious looking wound around her stomach and a man in an odd looking blue spandex peeking from behind a wall. Looking back to the woman he noticed she'd spotted him, gazing at him with a look he couldn't quite decipher. He turned his gaze back to the man, who he'd noticed was now aiming a similar looking device at the woman, before, with a twitch of the finger, a bang sounded out through the area. Looking to where the man was aiming, he noticed the woman had dropped, a substance he thought looked like blood coating her hands and coat, a droplet hit his nose, immediately sending him the smell of "ketchup? But why would she...ahhh a trap for the man, smart, the inuzukas back home would never fall for that though". After that thought, another thing occurred to him "those things they're holding must be some sort of weapon, but DAMN, I never even saw the thing that caused the wounds, just the slight distortion in the air, i definitely cant let one of them hit me"
(Sniper wolfs POV)
"Damn It! I Underestimated that Solid Snake. He truly does live up to his name".Finishing that thought, Wolf noticed something moving out the corner of her eye. Quickly turning and looking down at the mysterious intruder, Wolf couldn't help but check him out to assess the danger he could pose to her and her mission, he appears to be a man in his late teens fully decked out in black with some type of armour covering his front and back along with a sheathed O-katana. On the sheath the name yamato was etched onto it.(yes it is vergils yamato but the sword doesnt have any powers I dont own DMC either T.T). She then examines his face and finds bright blue eyes and 3 whiskers on each cheek.
"A sword? Who uses swords in this day and age? Hmm... He's cute though ill give him that. Ha ha ha, Better see what side the little ninja wannabe is on in this whole mess."
Hearing a gunshot but not reacting fast enough, she felt a sharp pain in her stomach and looked down to see that she had a bullet hole in her top and the bullet had only been halted by the body armour she had on. "Damn! That'll leave a nasty bruise, luckily he hit a fake blood pouch. i'll go along with this". Getting an idea, She proceeds to fall to the ground clutching her stomach as if critically injured.
(Normal POV)
Naruto watches as the woman drops her weapon and falls to the floor. Hearing footsteps rapidly approaching his position, he peeks round the containers and spots the blue spandex wearing man nearing where he was, acting quickly, Naruto ducks back behind the container and hides under a cardboard box "geez, what a cheap trick, I seriously hope this works" he thought to himself. Watching as the oddly dressed man ran up the stairs, he too cant help but notice that the woman from before wasn't there, peaking through the flap of the box he see's her hiding behind the container in his previous position. The man, obviously finding no sign of his assailant, went to the door that was to the left, as he reached the door it made a buzzing sound and wouldn't open.
"Freeze! Hold it right there Mr. Solid Snake" Turning around, weapon aiming at the speak, the man now know as Snake froze, seeing the woman he had supposedly injured, up and well, gun pointed straight at him. Hearing the door behind Snake open, Nauto looked towards it and watched as roughly 10 soldiers, all dressed in beige with black balaclavas on, poured from the door. "Well, this doesn't look good for that 'Snake' guy".
Sniper Wolf, with a victorious smirk on her face, sauntered up to Snake and, laying a hand on his chest, spoke "So the snake has finally been caught? Shame I was hoping to play with my prey a little longer."
one of the two soldiers there shouted to snake. "Put your gun on the ground NOW!" Backing away from the man, Wolf watches as he places the weapon on the ground "Now, kick it over towards them" Snake, having no choice but to comply, kicked his rifle over to the soldier. Picking up the weapon, the soldier then proceeds to strap it to his back.
Wolf then walks backup to Snake and, getting a lot closer than she did before, almost as if she was going to kiss him, suddenly scratches his cheek hard enough to draw blood and leave 3 shallow cuts across his cheek.
"Now I have marked you as my prey" Naruto raises an eyebrow at this statement "I think she's a few screws loose" "and my prey never escapes" Wolf announces tauntingly. Two soldiers come up from behind Snake and knock him out with a blow to the head, they then drag him through the door, muttering things like torture and prison cell for you.
Once the rest of the soldiers have left, Wolf turns around and Shouts "Come out little ninja, I know you're in there!".
Naruto, in his cardboard box freezes up, not expecting to suddenly be called out like that. Gathering his courage, and stepping out of the box, he places his hand on his sword, and walks out into the open, where he sees Wolf standing there, a smaller, one handed type of these 'Guns' aimed at him. Looking at him with suspicion and more than a little intrigued by him and his sudden appearance, asks him the first things that pop to her mind, "Well? Who are you and what are you doing here?"
Naruto, realising just how much trouble he could potentially be in, holds both his hands up in a surrender position, showing he means no harm, and says in a controlled tone of voice "Im Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto. And as for what I'm doing here, well, honestly, I have no idea, I dont really know where I am ha ha ha..." trailing off at the end, Naruto is surprised to see Wolf walking towards him, gun down and with a smile on her face. As she gets in front of him, she places a hand on his cheek, leans forward and whispers "Nice to meet you 'Naruto', you can call me Wolf, and it's VERY nice to meet you", as she finished talking, she suddenly kisses him on the lips, and, pulling away, Naruto begins to feel an odd sensation overcoming him, he looks at Wolf, who's just standing there looking at him, and realises "damn, must have been some sort of pois..." were his last thoughts as he fell forwards, Wolf catching him as he falls. "Time to take you to the bossman, see what he thinks should be done with you, aye cutie?" she then proceeds to carry him towards the door that Snake and the soldiers had went through earlier.
(somewhere dark)
Snoring can be heard, though it could also be called a tornado with the force the snores were coming out, but suddenly, a giant eye, blood red in colour, and with a black, slit pupil snaps open
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Well there's chapter 2 REDONE!
Sorry it took so long guys, im not gonna make excuses, I did just simply forget to upload this chapter, id had it written, ready to upload but completely forgot, so again, Id like to apologise to you all :)
I got this review from a guy/girl calling themselves Z saying i nerfed Naruto's speed by making him unable to dodge bullets, well, i personally don't think any ninja, save the raikage and the yondaime hokage could dodge bullets, and the yondaime would have to throw a kunai and have it land first before being able to doge, but if you all think this is an issue let me know in the reviews and ill rectify it : )
Would anyone like to beta this story as im sure there are quite a few mistakes that i have over looked.
Next chapter should be much longer than this one as i am looking forward to typin up the conversation between (SPOILER!) Deepthroat and Naruto, Liquid and Naruto, and maybe, just maybe, ill have a blast at a fight scene, I wont tell you who between though, itll be a surprise! Think of it as an apology for the long wait : )
Anyways, sorry again my fans! Ryan out!
