The Stoll brothers were bored. Don't get used to it. They were just sitting under Thalia's pine tree, which was attacked by an ant yesterday. They needed something to do, someone to prank! They were discussing prank plans right now, but they got stuck on step 1.

"Who should we prank dude?" asked Conner. "The person we prank affects the prank itself!"

Travis shrugged. "I don't know," he said. "How about Katie?"

Conner gave his brother a bored look. "Didn't we prank her, like, yesterday? Twice?"

Travis shrugged. "Yeah. So?"

Conner smiled at his brother. "You just want an excuse to keep seeing your CRUSH Katie Gardener. Right? Yeah I'm right."

Travis blushed. "I do not have a crush on Katie!"

Conner rolled his eyes. "Sure you don't"

Travis let down the embarrassing subject. Instead he continued," How about the new kid, Blake? We could give him the 'Welcome to Camp' prank?"

Conner didn't like that idea. "We can't do that," he said solemnly. "Since he's the new child of Artemis, we can't touch him until his siblings think he's ready to 'hunt.'"

I bet you're wondering about the children of Artemis. Well, Artemis was out in the mortal world one day seeing if the puny mortals made better hunting equipment. She really thinks they should upgrade their hunting game. She walked by the hospital and found out that modern technology can give you a child (I got the idea from the fanfiction story Son of a Hunter. It's an amazing story!). After realizing that she could have children of her own without any men involved, she jumped in line for the technology. Now children of Artemis (some are boys, which are the only boys Artemis loves) are eager to hunt in the woods of camp. Out of all the campers, the Artemis cabin has the best navigation in the woods.

Travis sighed. "Why not prank the whole camp?!" It was a joke of course, but Conner got an idea face on. Before Travis could protest, Conner started his speech.

"That's a great idea! Think about it!...our biggest prank in the history of Camp Half-Blood! We'll not only be famous for eternity, but record-breakers as well! The entire camp will tremble at our names in fear! We will prank this camp! Are you with me Travis? Are you ready to prank this camp and write our names on it?"

Travis looked up at Conner like he just turned into George Washington. Travis grew a troublemaking smile on his face and accepted Conner's hand in pranking. They stood next to each other and watched over their soon-to-be-pranked camp. Suddenly Travis' proud face turned to uncertainty.

"So…what prank can we do to prank the entire camp?" Travis asked.

Conner smiled. "I told you," he said, still with a grin on his face," we're going to write our names on it."

9:00 A.M. rolled around the next day. This was when the campers ran out of their cabins in their PJ's to get breakfast. But when they got outside, they didn't expect to see this. If the campers ate their cereal the milk would have come out their nose.

All around the camp, from the cabins to the woods, were GIANT letters made from blue silly-string. Each letter was the size of three cabins. You can't even read them from the ground they're so big! All the campers seemed to notice this. They were wondering what to do when Annabeth shouted above the uproar," GET TO THE TOP OF HALF-BLOOD HILL! THAT SHOULD BE HIGH ENOUGH TO READ THE LETTERS!"

Soon the entire mass of demigods moved up to half-blood hill. How the hill was big enough to support all those demigods, I don't know. The campers all gawked at the sight before them.

In giant blue silly-string letters spelled the words:

TRAVIS AND CONNER ARE AWESOME!

That didn't make the campers happy at all. They stormed the Hermes cabin and almost destroyed it. They pulled Travis and Conner out and began something the Stolls like to call The Payback Torture. The campers threw curses and slaps and someone even threw a tomato at the Stoll brothers. The tomato, however, just started a colossal tomato fight between cabins.

"Wave Team!" yelled Percy to some of his siblings. "Take out the Apollo cabin after they strike the Artemis cabin!"

Percy's siblings nodded and loaded a box of tomatoes in a small wooden catapult (where'd they get that?). "Ready…aim…FIRE!" Tomatoes flew from the catapult onto the fighting Apollo and Artemis cabins. They got drenched in tomato juice from head to toe.

Meanwhile, the Zeus cabin was fighting the Ares cabin in one of the biggest tomato wars ever. One Ares kid dislocated a Zeus child's shoulder with a hard throw! Clarisse stood on top of a rock and shouted," FOR AREEEEEEEEEESSSSS!" The entire cabin burst forward. "Oh no," one Zeus kid, Howard, said as the mass of Ares kids charged their defenses.

One voice, however, put the tomato fight to an end," ENOUGH!"

Chiron, still in his PJ's, looked around, and he was not happy. You can tell he was angry; his eyes were torn from a sleepy and angry expression, as if to say, Thanks to you idiots I lost count of sheep! He stomped his hoove.

"Who is responsible for all of this?" he asked in his angry calmed voice. "And where did we get this many tomatoes?"

The campers all answered at once. "Travis and Conner."

Chiron finally noticed all the silly-string. He glared at Travis and Conner and smiled. He said evilly," Well guess who has to clean the entire camp?"

The Stoll brothers' eyes widened when they heard Chiron give out their punishment.

After the Stoll brothers cleaned up the silly-string and tomato destruction, they sat under the tree, bored. They were stuck on step 1 again.

"Who should we prank dude?" asked Conner. "The person we prank affects the prank itself!"

Travis shrugged. "How about the entire camp?"

Conner smiled. "That's a great idea! Think about it!...our biggest prank in the history of Camp Half-Blood! We'll not only be famous for eternity, but record-breakers as well! The entire camp will tremble at our names in fear! We will prank this camp! Are you with me Travis? Are you ready to prank this camp and write our names on it?"

And so it continues. The end