One sunny day in Forks, Washington all of the Cullens were lying around the living room waiting for Bella to come from school while scanning the TV channels. They all heard Bella pull up in the driveway and walk up to the house without tripping and thirty seconds later she burst through the door.
"I've just realized something Mike Newton is like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park!" Bella said.
"The gay one?" Emmett asked while Edward was on the floor in hysterics.
"Oh my god you're right," Alice said and everyone else nodded.
"I resent that statement," Mike said coming up behind Bella and Bella screamed bloody murder and slammed the front door in his face breaking his nose. Everyone was on the floor laughing as Mike walking away crying and whimpering about needing his Mommy.
Several minutes later everyone regained their composure and was sitting with their significant other around the room.
"I do agree with that statement Bella he's like some creepy stalker, gay freak," Rosalie said.
"Yeah, the whole family is kinda out there if you know what I mean," Esme said.
"Mrs. Newton brings Mike into the hospital every time he falls, or gets a cold, it's so annoying," Carlisle said.
"I videotaped the whole thing from where Bella bursts in to where Mike walks away crying for his Mommy," Jasper said.
"I want to show it at school to everyone tomorrow," Edward said.
"Agreed," everyone said.
The next day they all called an assembly and with a Cullen guarding each exit Mike had to endure the whole thing with a bandage on his nose that made him sound like a drunken pig. And everyone at Forks High School agreed to never let Mike Newton live it down.
