Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.
Katsuragi residence
"Son of a bitch...", said Shinji in a shocked voice.
"Wh-What?What's that Shinji", said Misato in a deep-ish sleepy voice.
"Argh, now I know how Misato feels after a night of drinking the hard stuff", said Asuka in a deep-ish voice.
"Wake up you idiots!!Something very wrong has happened!!", shrieked Shinji.
"Damn!We get it.By the way, you sound like a girl", said Kaoru waking up.
"So do you, you stupid bastard!!"
"Can there be just one day were I don't get bashed for being gay?", asked Kaoru.
"All of you!!Look in the mirror, at the people next to you!!Something really bad happened!!", yelled Shinji.
"Fine you broken record.I don't see what all...the..fuss...is-WTF!!", yelled Misato deeply."What's going on?!"
"I don't know!", responded Shinji.
A few minutes later
"Ok guys, we need to calm down and figure out how this happened", said Misato.
"I think I have an answer", said Kaoru."Remember the lightning yesterday, well I think that it was so strong that it damaged time and space itself.And in order for time to fix itself it replaced the damaged area.Which was here.With one from an alternate universe.Which means that the 'us' from this universe are now the 'us' from our universe and vice versa"
"What a bunch of bullshit.What are you, mega scientist?", taunted Asuka.
"Yeah, you fucking loser!", laughed Misato.
"Alright guys we have to find a REAL answer", said Shinji pointing at Kaoru.
"Were we the only ones affected", said Rei in monotone.
"Uh?...I donno, let's go check", said Misato as she opened the front door.
Somewhere at NERV
"Oh my head...What the hell happened?", said Gendo getting up.
"I told you that we shouldn't fuck around down here!You need to control those impulsive urges to do stupid shit!Now who knows what damage you've caused this time!", yelled Fuyutsuki.
En route to NERV
"No one else seems to have changed.I saw Touji back there, and he looks normal", said Shinji.
"You know what's wierd?He didn't seem to notice the differance", said Asuka.
"You know what else is wierd?WE don't seem to notice!!I-I mean, I don't have a dick anymore!!", yelled Kaoru in frustration.
"You never had one!", responded Asuka.
"Shut up you stupid bitch!", yelled Kaoru.
"What Kaoru meant was that the people around us didn't notice that we s-"
"Look", said Misato as she interupted Shinji."NERV is right around the corner-"
"Like your mom!", interupted Asuka.
-SMACK!-
"Ow!Tha-that actually didn't hurt much", said Asuka.
"Anywho.We'll just head over to NERV and Ritsuko will check us out", said Misato.
"Nah, she'll be too busy checking out Maya", said Asuka.
"Why can't you just keep quiet, for like a fucking second?!", yelled Kaoru.
A/N:Uh? Um? Ignore it.
