Detention!
James, Sirius and Remus.
Disclaimer: Still not owning Harry Potter.
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Sirius . James . Remus
"Bored again…"
"You're not supposed to be in detention doing precisely what you got detention for, Padfoot."
"Yes, but I'm bored."
"Congratulations!"
"I'm sick of congratulations."
"See? No bored anymore. Just sick."
"Do you have a brain, Prongs?"
"I had one, last time I checked."
"So you check your brain? Like in opening your head and see if it's still there?"
"Sort of"
"Yup. No brain. Poor little Prongsie. He has no brain."
"Shut up, Padfoot."
"But I'm not even talking…"
"Just stop writing, okay?"
"No."
"Come on, Padfoot. Stop buggering Prongs."
"Okay… But I'm not doing it willingly."
"…"
"Let's do something."
"Like what?"
"Hm… Ideas?"
"Nope."
"Oh! Oh! I know something we can do!"
"Yes Sirius?"
"We can…"
"Just say it, Padfoot"
"We can say how we want our future to be!"
"…"
"…"
"It's a wonderful idea! Why that silence?"
"Because it's not."
"What it's not what?"
"Your idea a good idea."
"Yes it is!"
"No it is not."
"Yes it is!"
"No it is not."
"Stop."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Thank you."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"With Lily."
"You want to do that with Lily?!?"
"Do what? I thought we were talking about our future."
"oh, that."
"What the hell were you thinking of, Padfoot."
"Something too dirty for you to do with Lily-flower."
"What exactly?"
"No need in knowing that, Prongs, really. I bet it is totally… hm…"
"Sirius Black's Dirty Thoughts"
"Yup"
"Just for you to know, it involves strawberries and chocolate."
"Okay. No more details needed."
"I didn't give you any details!"
"Okay okay. Just forget it. By the way… You were thinking of that, why?"
"Just as Prongsie said: Sirius Black's Dirty Thoughts."
"Wait. Were you thinking in Lily?!?"
"No Prongsie, she is all yours."
"So you were thinking of who?"
"None of your business."
"Aww. Little Padfoot is scared to tell who he wants to shag. Awww"
"Shut up, Remmy."
"But I'm not even talking!"
"You think you're funny, don't you"
"aaaaa… yes."
"But you're not!"
"Okay Okay. As you say Dirty Little Paddie, as you say."
"Dirty Little Paddie? Are you serious?"
"No, I'm Remus. Sirius is the Dirty Little Paddie."
"That joke is getting so used."
"Everybody likes to make fun of your name, so you could just let them be and laugh as it was very funny."
"I'll try."
"Good doggie."
"The doggie is going to bite you and let you bleed to death."
"Wow. Sadistic much, Pads?"
"Minnie is coming."
Detention is over.
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Funny?
No?
Okay.
Yes I used the Sirius-serious joke… Hate me if you want.
And Dirty Little Paddie is an invention purely mine.
Thank you very much.
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