First of all I don't own Ninjago. If I did I would make a wii game. I hope you like my fanfiction.

Chapter 2: Pokerface

"So sensei you've been leaving every Saturday night to earn money, eat pastries, and look at old women. Is that right?" said Kai.

"No!" sensei shouted back. "Saturday is karaoke night. Why else would I go?"

"I didn't know you sang." said Jay.

As sensei thought over and over….. He fell asleep.

"Nnggft." sensei Wu snored.

"Well we aren't getting any answers anytime soon." said Kai.

After they left Lloyd and I came in his room and redecorated his room and face. Sensei Wu fell into a deep sleep. As he dreamed he got a weird feeling as he played his cards he got suspicious of his opponents.

"You look familiar. Are you on T.V?" Sensei Wu lied. Anyone could tell it was a Venomari of the Serpentine, and a Hypnobrai, and the Fangpyre.

"No." they said.

As they played continuously Sensei Wu got bored so he decided to fight.

"Like you could fool me!" said Sensei.

"What's so bad about beards, hats, and mustaches? You have all!" said the Hypnobrai. He couldn't argue with logic like that.

"Let's do this." Sensei said as he shouted a battle cry. All the Venomari did was sit until he got close, all the people pulled off there disguises showing them as Serpentine, as he found out the odds the Venomari spit on him.

"Aaagh!" Sensei cried as the venom started having effect. Sensei looked around all he saw were ponies (EW), and rock monsters (eh). He wacked away some with his stick. As they got closer and closer until-.

"Aaaaahhh." shouted Sensei.

"Oh there you are Sensei you look sweaty and…. Er….. Black." Nya said

"What do you mean?" He asked as he looked in a mirror. He saw his face dripping with marker.

"Why do I have marker on my face?" He said as he looked around he saw ponies and rock monsters everywhere. As Sensei Wu twitched he burst out of the room screaming.

A/N well here's a second so if you have any requests, compliments, complaints, or death threats give me a review!