Monopoly

In an abandoned office there is a box on top of a dusty filing cabinet. Inside the box is a piece of paper, a treaty if you will. The original text has been annotated many times by many different people but it is still legible. Here I shall transcribe this awesome work which has kept the sanity of many people who, if deprived of entertainment (and caffeine) are very dangerous to the world.

I, the great Jacqui Franco, hereby proclaim the rules of the lab tech monopoly board game. Specially tailored to our particular talents and tastes this game is one of a kind. But there will have to be rules put into place after the last two attempts.

The board will be kept in Ronnie's lab. This way no-one will spill coffee or chemicals on it. Or urine samples. I don't know who did that but I have a suspect. DH

David Philips is the banker. He is the ONLY ONE who I can trust not to steal the money and/or run tests on it. Or use the AV lab to print off more, Archie Johnson I am looking at you, no not even if you promise to share your ill-gotten gains.

If someone owes someone money both parties need to sign a waver so that there is no stealing. Please keep an account of all your transactions so there are no more arguments.

If you need to take a loan from the bank talk to Super Dave. Not during an autopsy, please! Doc Robbins still looks at me funny from the time when Bobby did that. DP Plus, we don't want dead people on the money. AJ

I am the boot. No arguments

A token in the shape of the Starship Enterprise lands on a square marked Trace.

"Dammit!" Archie swore. "Now I owe Bobby more money! When's Super Dave getting back? I'm gonna need another loan."

"Murder in a sewage plant. He'll be back in about half an hour" smirked Hodges from the other side of the table.

"You might want to let him have a shower before you do speak to him though," said Jacqui, leaning across to pick up the dice. She rolled a seven and landed on a chance square. Picking up the card she groaned as she read aloud. "You lost a dead body. Go straight to Ecklie's office. Do not pass the break room. Do not collect Greg's Blue Hawaiian. Dammit!"


ETA: Disclaimer: All characters and settings within belong to Alliance Atlantis, CBS, and Anthony Zuicker, and I am only playing in their sandbox.