Yes it's me again I don't really have anything planned out so im just kinda going along with it so give me some props Im gonna try to make it funny no promises. Also what sakura wore last time she's wearing now cuz I don't feel like changing her outfit and I forgot to mention she's 17 with the short pink hair maybe an inch longer than her chin mkay.

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Chapt. 2: ATLEAST MY MOM ISNT A GOLDFISH!

So here Sakura is pissed at 4 pm at the gates no one's ass is here, raged is not enough to express her anger then FINALLY someone in all black shows up and bows at Sakura "Im sorry im lat-"

"SORRY I WAITED AN HOUR WHERE WAS YOUR FAT ASS!"

The guy looked at his ass then said "Im sorry, but we should get going"

Seventeen yr old Sakura grumbled under her breathe something about 'ripping off nats', but lets not go into detail.

Ten minutes later Sakura finds herself infront of big double doors out in the middle of the deep forest that im sure not even Bambi knew where even they were. It was like a big black colored mansion with a couple windows here and there.

The mystery guy with the non-fat ass opened the door and motioned for Sakura to follow. As Sakura walked in she saw four people in akatsuki cloaks and a guy that looked big but was emerged in all black.

The fat weird shadowy guy spoke "Ahh you must be Sakura you've grown"

Looking around just to make sure he wasn't talking to someone else she coughed nervously and said "Rrriiight and you are?"

He laughed like Santa and said "Im grandfather or the leader of Akatsuki"

Sakura nodded and said "Ahh, that explains the cloaks the clouds the red and black and………..WAIT MY GRANDPA'S THE AKATSUKI LEADER!"

One of the four cloaked figures spoke "You're way too loud, un."

The leader or 'grandpa' sighed and spoke getting Sakura out of her raging about to jump the asshole who called her loud "Yes I am, but im still your grandfather mind you. I'd like you to stay here for a year we need medics and seeing that you can spare some talent I'd be very pleased if you would."

Sakura shutting up inner Sakura finally said "What makes you think I'd help you?"

Then the big doors shut and mister santa wannabe said "Because you know where we're located and we could just kill you."

Sakura weighed both of her hands up and down trying to weigh the options in her head and shrugged "Sure why not what's I've got to lose not like someone's waiting for me back in Konhana."

Witch was true after a while everyone moved on and married except for Sasuke that got killed (Yes I killed off Sasuke sorry for those of you who like him but I don't really so instead of making fun of him being emo and getting more flames ill just kill him off witch I did so BACK TO THE STORY). Sakura never really liked him once when she thought about it she only really went afrer him cause she wanted to brush his hair and put it up in pony tails.

"Good now lets introduce you to the crew for the most part"
Leader took Sakura by the arm and pointed at the guy with long black hair tied in a loose ponytail with red hair and two scars on either side of the face

"This is Uchiha Itachi he's partners with Kisame witch is this one" he pointed at a blue looking fishy guy that reeked like a year old tuna can. Both nodded their heads to show their brooding hi's.

Then he pointed at a guy in a mask with only on eye hole "This is Tobi he's not an offical Akatsuki member" Tobi waved warmly and crinkled his eye to show that he was smiling "Hi Sakura-sama im going to look forward working with you"

Sakura thought he was so cute so she did an "Aww, thanks Tobi im gonna look forward of working you too and don't call me Sakura-sama just Sakura is fine" He nodded and they moved on.

"This is Deidara your new partner and room mate" He pointed at a blonde haired guy with blue eyes that looked too girly to be an Akatsuki member so innocent Sakura tried to be nice and gave a warm greeting "Hi Deidara-chan."

Deidara looked KINDA mad and said "Im not a girl, un"

Sakura looked at him in confusen and said "Oh sorry I didn't know you were a transvestite."

"Im not a transvestite"

"Sorry!"

Leader coughed to try to ease the awkward tension and sai d'Well since you're the first Akatsuki girl member I guess you can pick oyur own outfit ill have Deidara take you shopping tomorrow. Well good bye come by my office if there's any problems."

There was silence that seemed forever until Kisame spoke up "You're the Kyuubi's containers friend right"

Sakura nodded

"Then why are you here"

"Cause Leader asked me to"

"I don't think I like you"

"Ya well atleast my mom isn't a goldfish"

Deidara bursted out laughing with a couple 'un' inbetween them

Kisame grew from blue to red in like .1 seconds with anger and said "Why you little brat"

"Kisame I think that's enough"

"I think he's right Trout-chan you look kinda red"

"Trout-chan"

Sakura shrugs "I like making up nick-names"

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Yep yep its true Kisame's mom's a goldfish I always made that joke I just wanted to put it in the story sorry if its boring and not necessary but oh well.

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Samx