Ch. 2 Action/Adventure
(Godzilla)
"A huge monster was last seen at the bay of NYC." said news reporter Zelda. "Some sources say that it's more than 100 feet tall. I'm going in the middle of the city to catch a glimpse of the monster."
A shadow suddenly covered the news van and the streets. Up above a monster was creeping behind the news team. "Oh…my…god! IT'S BOWS-ZILLA!!"
Bows-zilla was about to breathe fire on the whole street. Suddenly, something exploded on the back of his head. A whole squad of fighter helicopters covered the monster's path.
"We got you know, Bows-zilla." said Captain Falcon. "Got it from behind, Fox"
"Roger that, captain." responded Fox. A series of missiles were released from Fox's helicopter, but Bows-zillablasted the missiles withfireballs coming from his mouth. The monster then ran away.
"Damn it!" yelled Captain Falcon. "Follow him."
The monster outran the squad of helicopters, but they kept hitting him with more missiles and heat-seeking missiles. "Heh heh, Got you know, you bastard."
Captain Falcon ran into a street, but no monster. "I lost him."
"How the hell could you lose a monster that's barely hard to miss." yelled Fox. "Maybe, he went through the other stre-"
Suddenly, Bows-zilla jumped through a huge building, surprising the squad. He swiped his claw, destroying Fox and two other helicopters.
"Nooooooo, Fox."
Then, Bows-zilla unleashed a whole lot of fire on to the remaining fighter pilots.
(Jurassic Park)
Roy was in his jeep waiting for Peach and Ness. Suddenly, a small ripple was made in his glass of water. Thump! It did it again, but this time the ripple got bigger. The rumble grew louder and louder.
"EVERYONE GET BACK INTO THE JEEP!" yelled Roy.
Peach and Ness were shocked at what was coming out of the fog. A huge green dinosaur came walking in closer and closer to the jeep.
"Th..th…that's..a…a…Y…Y..YOSHI-SAURUS!" yelled Peach.
Roy looked behind at how close the Yoshi was, inches away from the jeep. "Oh…my…god."
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
(The Godfather)
(A man is seen in an underlitoffice in front of the desk, while another person was smoking a cigar, looking at him with a dark face.)
"Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first." said the man with the cigar.
"I had no choice. I wanted justice. What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do."
"Luigi, I cannot agree to this request."
"I will give you anything you ask" desperately cried Luigi.
"We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt."
"I didn't want to get into trouble."
"I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend like me. Until the court didn't give you what you wanted when your daughter was tortured by that criminal. He only received 3 years. But uh, now you come to me and you say 'give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you, uh, ask me to do murder for money.
"I ask you for justice"
"That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive."
"Let them suffer then, as she suffers. How much shall I pay you?"
"Luigi, Luigi. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."
"Be my friend, Godfather Dedede" said Luigi as he kissed Don Dedede's fin.
"Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
"Grazie Godfather." Said Luigi
"Prego."
(Ghostbuster)
"Now choose the form of the destructor." bellowed the voice of Mewtwo.
"Everybody, clear your minds. Don't think of anything" yelled Snake to his teammates.
Link, Marth, Ike, and Snake-the Ghostbuster tried their best to do so. Until, Mewtwo said "The form of the destructor has been chosen. It has come." Everyone was surprised.
"What do you mean? We didn't choose anything!" yelled Ike "Did you, Snake?"
"No"
Then they looked at Marth. "Hey, don't look at me, my mind was blank."
All eyes were on Link. He grew silent like he was caught. "I couldn't help it. It just popped in my mind."
"What? What popped in there?" questioned Ike
"Look!"
A huge pink blob was slowly walking through the streets of New York City. Each step made a tremendous shake to the whole city. Cars came crashing and people came screaming from the monster.
Link was shocked beyond belief. "It's…It's….It's Kirby!"
Everyone was surprised by the pink blob walking towards them. It had a happy face with his huge eyes looking at them.
"Now there's something you don't see everyday." remarked Marth.
"I was trying to think of the most harmless thing…something that could never destroy us…something from my childhood that I loved."
"AND YOU CAME UP WITH THAT!" yelled Ike.
The huge Kirby came stepping on many cars, destroying anything in his path. Many people were feared by the monster and ran away with their lives.
"Great! Now a loveable and cute Kirby is going to destroy the whole city." said Snake.
(MacGyver)
PK Trainer (let's call him Red) was captured by Team Rocket. He was stuck in the middle of a building. Tied to the back of the chair and also hand tied together behind it, Red was hopeless in a situation like this. He needed Pikachu to electrocute and burn the rope off of him, but there was a problem. His Pikachu was in a container that conducts electricity. His Pikachu was 10 feet away from him on the floor. Help was impossible, but Red wouldn't give up.
Little did Team Rocket know, Red was really conservative. Red had a piece of bubblegum, an empty pokeball, a credit card, and his hat. There was a gasoline tank right by him. Red concentrated on what to do in a situation like this. Just then Red had an idea.
Red reached his cuffed hands to the side of his back pocket to get his wallet. He reached for a couple of bills and a credit card. He used the edged of the chair to make the credit card into a sharp item. Moments later, he used the sharp credit card to cut the rope cuffed around his hands. He got his hands free, but to his luck he dropped the card and it fell away out of reach. Now, he just lost the tool for his freedom. Red had to rethink his strategy. He decided to check his pockets for an idea. He was so stressed; he took the gum and started to chew it. An idea has just crossed his mind.
Red had took his gum and and stuck it in the gasoline tank. Now the gum was full of gasoline. He had one chance to stick it on Pikachu's glass container. He threw the wad of gum, and it stuck on. The gum landed in the middle of the glass. He then kicked the gas tank. It spilled towards Pikachu's container. When the leak hit the glass, Red cracked the pokeball until it made a spark. He threw the broken pokeball into the gasoline spill.
Instantly, a lake of fire was created which led to pikachu's container surrounding it. Time was at stake. The lake of fire also reached to a bunch of tanks of oxygen. Soon, the entire warehouse would explode. Normally, it would burn at the bottom trapping Pikachu, but with the gum on fire, it burned the glass and melted it away. Pikachu tackled the glass hoping for it to break. The oxygen tanks were heating up. Pikachufinally broke the glass and instantly electrocuted Red's ropes. Red finally got out and ran out of the warehouse with Pikachu as fast as they can. As the two finally got out, the whole place was blown up to the sky.
Red got up from the explosion and shouted at the top of his lungs, "I AM MACGYVER!!"
(After the Show)
Ike: That was a good show guys. Man, I didn't know computer animation can make Kirby, Yoshi, and Bowser so huge.
Bowser: What do you mean 'computer animation?' We just ate a mushroom.
Ike: If that wasn't computer animation, then how did Captain Falcon and Fox survive that helicopter explosion?
Bowser: Wait a minute! There were actual people in the helicopters.
(Somewhere in the middle of New York City, Capt. Falcon and Fox are seen lying in the wreckage)
Captain Falcon:…Damn…this sucks.
Fox:….I know.
A/N: So, what did you think? This is a parody show, but mostly turned into my version of it. Any ideas are welcome. Don't worry if I didn't mention some other good adventure movies, probably some more action in later chapters. Thanks for the MacGyver idea, StonerPikachu. Next chapter: Comedy.
