Title: Testosterone Dangers
Author: Infectious Mike
Prompt: Love
Category: Fire Emblem
Genre: Romance/Humor
Character/Pairing: Ranulf/Ike
Warning(s): Shounen-ai but no one really cares about that, right? And sexual activity, but once again, who cares?
A/N: The second scene that I've edited didn't see many changes either. However it was changed drastically between word usage and grammar also a bunch of other things. The story is still the same though and it's still a little humorous, if not more.
It was all a haze, a bloodstained haze to be exact. The mix of the adrenaline in battle, the chaotic aura surrounding the field provided the bloodstained aura surrounding his vision. The haze was just a mix of him being extremely horny and without an Ike to help him, and thus he was stuck on the battlefield while trying to suppress the sudden urge to kidnap a certain blue haired commander and take him to a far away place to relieve the sexual tension he had built up from only that morning. However, he couldn't do this action yet, he would need to take care of the battle first he kept telling himself. He sat patiently in his cat form for any kind of enemy to appear so to distract his mind from Ike and his utter sexiness. As calm as he looked sitting there waiting on his laurels his mind was train wreck in dire need of repairs he spotted an enemy approaching but then the offending swordsman ran away at the site of Ranulf who immediately bent his body into a launching position to throw himself at the unfortunate swordsman. Ranulf sighed mentally then began thinking again. His blood started pumping and his heart raced, unable to sit still any longer he ran down the field of battle deciding to take matters into his own hands. He wanted Ike, now.
Ike stood watching over the field of battle knowing that none of the combatants were a match for him. He grew bored of slaying, even for coin, and began leaving things in the hands of Titania and Soren on the seldom times that Ranulf was there he put Gallia's sub-commander in charge instead of doing things himself. In other words, Ike became lazy. This was the one time where he regretted putting Ranulf in charge for the simple reason that, Ranulf was missing. He was fairly certain that if Ranulf wasn't in his position that he would've been drawn to an enemy just from his laguz nature of bloodshed, but Ranulf never seemed the type to resort to violence just for the sake of violence. He thought for a moment as he slowly pulled away from the world and into his thoughts and wondered where Ranulf could be. Ike was quite sure of Ranulf's location when he spotted the cat charging him full speed. Ike easily spotted the lust in the mismatched eyes of the sub-commander "Oh Goddess help me…" Ike muttered before the cat tackled him.
Ranulf tackled the commander and had all four paws holding Ike down while he licked at his face hungrily. The cat quickly reverted to his human form then continued by passionately kissing Ike who was still lying on his back beneath Ranulf.
"You just couldn't wait until after the battle, could you?" Ike asked between kisses.
"Of course not, the battle only got my adrenaline pumping, and then I thought of you. You can fill in the blanks," he moved down to Ike's neck tracing kisses and nipping at him with his fangs which led to slight moans. Ranulf moved his hand under the thick armor Ike was wearing to feel the hard muscle hidden underneath.
"Ranulf," Ike breathed out, "We're on...the battlefield."
Ranulf quickly raised his head and sat on Ike's stomach effectively straddling him he took his hand out from under Ike's armor. "Why does that matter? It's not like you do anything anyway, the only time you ever do work is..." Ranulf put a finger to his chin in thought for a moment, "Wait a sec, why do I care?" he leaned forward and caught Ike's lips again; his palms pressing into the solid earth next to Ike's head.
"You do know how much of a hassle it is to get out of this armor right?" Ike managed to say between Ranulf's antics involving his own mouth.
"You do know how to kill a mood," Ranulf said sternly.
"Well, as much as I love you; and having these kinds of..."
"Just say the damn word, its sex, alright, S-E-X."
"Fine, as much as I love you and having sex with you, there is a time and place. The battlefield is not the time, nor the place," he stated trying to lift himself from Ranulf, but the blue haired laguz had him firmly pinned down.
"Okay then...well as much as I love you--wait a sec I have an idea." Ranulf transformed once again and got off from Ike. He then quickly ran behind him and grabbed the back of his armor with his teeth and began pulling him away.
"What are you doing?!" Ike flailed trying to get loose. The sight of the almighty savior of Tellius being dragged around on his butt must have looked comical. "Just because I told you the battlefield isn't the place doesn't mean you take me to another one!!" Ranulf let out a noise what Ike interpreted as a laugh, but he still continued to be dragged away. It'd be the end of the battle by the time they were finished with their activities and deep down inside, Ike wasn't complaining.
