Ghost Josie: I'm back!

Ghost Lifty: And so am I! Whoooooooooooooo! (pulls his trademark laugh)

Ghost Josie: It's time for chapter 2.


Summary: Parody of Smosh's Life as Ghosts, with a slight twist. Josie and Lifty accidentally did the dance of death and think that they're actually ghosts. Will they realize it that they're not ghosts? Lifty x Josie

Disclaimer: I do not own HTF, Smosh or anything else. However, I only own Josie, her form (mentioned) and Ghost Lifty (mentioned).


Flain: (narrates) "Josie and Lifty accidentally did a dance that was supposed to kill whoever did it. They now believed they're dead and this is their "Life as Ghosts"!"

Vulk: "Just like the title!"

Zorch: "I wonder if their gonna be ghosts soon."

Flain: "Anyway..."


PogorikiFan10's Life as Ghosts

Chapter 2: Closure


Josie and Lifty were walking in the park and Josie was worried...

Lifty: "What's the matter, Josie?"

Josie: "I don't know, I just don't know how to deal with the fact that I'm dead, you know."

Lifty: "Yeah. Well, I mean whenever I have a problem, I just ask the Lunar Princess. After all, she can see the deceased."

Josie: "Really?"

Lifty: "Yeah. She is the Princess of the night."

They enter Princess Celestia's castle where they meet Princess Luna (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic).

Lifty: "Hey, Princess Luna."

Princess Luna: "Yes?"

Lifty: "How do we cope with being dead?"

Princess Luna: "I think you guys need to talk to your loved ones. You know, get some closure and get on with your lives."

Josie: "You're right! I should go talk to my friend, Al."

Princess Luna: "That's a good place to start."

Josie: "Bye, Luna. Thanks." (leaves)

Lifty: "Yeah, and I gotta see someone too. Bye, Luna." (leaves)

Meanwhile, Alejandro Burromuerto (Total Drama World Tour) was at a park bench on his cellphone.

Alejandro: "Oh no. I can't make it, I have work Saturday and..."

Alejandro gets cut-off when he heard Josie coming.

Josie: "Al! Alejandro! AL!"

Alejandro sighs in disgust and gets irritated when Josie called him "Al".

Alejandro: "Good grief, it's Josie. I don't really wanna talk to her. I'll ignore her anyway. Oh, did I tell you my puppy ran away?"

Josie: (came towards Alejandro) "Alejandro."

Alejandro: "I miss her so much. I haven't stopped worrying since she left us."

Josie: (blushed) "I miss you too, Al!" (hugs Alejandro) "I just wish I could hold you in my arms FOREVER!" (cries)

Meanwhile with Lifty, he is talking to someone.

Lifty: "Listen, I know we've only known each other for such a short time, but you've touched my heart in a way that no one ever has. I just had to see you one more time just to tell you how much I cared for you."

Back with Josie and Alejandro, Josie is still hugging Alejandro.

Alejandro: "However, there are a couple of things that I really didn't like about her though."

Josie stops hugging Alejandro.

Alejandro: "Like, first of all, she had really really bad breath."

Josie sweatdropped and checked her breath.

Alejandro: "And last week, she ate my new rug."

Josie remembered last week that Alejandro's puppy ate the rug and Josie saw it in horror.

Josie: (ticked off; to herself, quietly) "It was your stupid dog, you baka jerk."

Alejandro: "You know what? Now that I've think of it, I'm actually glad she's gone. I can finally get some peace and quiet."

After hearing what Alejandro said, Josie snapped.

Josie: (glares at Alejandro) "Thanks for accusing me and breaking my heart, Al. And I'm actually glad that Heather beats you in Season 3. I hope the sunlight burns your eyes AND YOU'RE BLIND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" (runs away crying) "MY LIFE IS RUINED!"

Alejandro stared at Josie.

Back with Lifty...

Lifty: "Look, you've been such an influence in my life and you were there for me when no one else was. I just wanna tell you how much I love you, Haruhi."

With Lifty is a plush doll of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Lifty: (shushes the plush doll) "Don't say it." (sighs) "Your perfectly teal flowing hair says it all. Oh, who am I kidding. Come here, you big lunk!"

Then, Lifty kisses the plush doll on the mouth.

Lifty: "Oh, Haruhi."


Flain: (narrates) "Will Josie and Lifty ever get on with their lives? Will Lifty ever make out with the real Haruhi Su-" (gets cut-off; shocked) "AW SCHNIXEL!"

It turns out, Zorch was holding an edited picture of Lifty kissing Haruhi Suzumiya, making Flain and Vulk freak out.

Zorch: "What? It's Photoshopped."

Flain: (sighs; continues narrating) "Tune in next chapter to find out." (glares at Zorch) "And Zorch, let's have a little chat."

Zorch was horrified of what Flain said.

Vulk: "Nice going, Zorch."


Ghost Josie: I don't know what got over me at Alejandro. Anyway, chapter 3 is coming your way. This will be based on my favorite scene.

Ghost Lifty: (wearing a white sheet on his head with eye-holes; to Ghost Josie) Jooooooosiiiiiieeeeee, pleeeeease wear a sheeeeeet and jooooiiiin meeeeeeee, so that you will maaaaake oooooouuuuut with meeeeeeee and spend alooooooone time with meeeeeeee for aaaaaall eteeeeeernityyyyyyyyy! Whoooooooooooooo!

Ghost Josie: Lifty, you know I'm a ghost too. And I'll wear the sheet if you cut it out, okay?

Ghost Lifty: Okay...

Haruhi: (glares at the two ghosts) I don't know why I was invited here!