Ghost Josie: I'm back!
Ghost Lifty: And so am I! Whoooooooooooooo! (pulls his trademark laugh)
Ghost Josie: It's time for chapter 2.
Summary: Parody of Smosh's Life as Ghosts, with a slight twist. Josie and Lifty accidentally did the dance of death and think that they're actually ghosts. Will they realize it that they're not ghosts? Lifty x Josie
Disclaimer: I do not own HTF, Smosh or anything else. However, I only own Josie, her form (mentioned) and Ghost Lifty (mentioned).
Flain: (narrates) "Josie and Lifty accidentally did a dance that was supposed to kill whoever did it. They now believed they're dead and this is their "Life as Ghosts"!"
Vulk: "Just like the title!"
Zorch: "I wonder if their gonna be ghosts soon."
Flain: "Anyway..."
PogorikiFan10's Life as Ghosts
Chapter 2: Closure
Josie and Lifty were walking in the park and Josie was worried...
Lifty: "What's the matter, Josie?"
Josie: "I don't know, I just don't know how to deal with the fact that I'm dead, you know."
Lifty: "Yeah. Well, I mean whenever I have a problem, I just ask the Lunar Princess. After all, she can see the deceased."
Josie: "Really?"
Lifty: "Yeah. She is the Princess of the night."
They enter Princess Celestia's castle where they meet Princess Luna (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic).
Lifty: "Hey, Princess Luna."
Princess Luna: "Yes?"
Lifty: "How do we cope with being dead?"
Princess Luna: "I think you guys need to talk to your loved ones. You know, get some closure and get on with your lives."
Josie: "You're right! I should go talk to my friend, Al."
Princess Luna: "That's a good place to start."
Josie: "Bye, Luna. Thanks." (leaves)
Lifty: "Yeah, and I gotta see someone too. Bye, Luna." (leaves)
Meanwhile, Alejandro Burromuerto (Total Drama World Tour) was at a park bench on his cellphone.
Alejandro: "Oh no. I can't make it, I have work Saturday and..."
Alejandro gets cut-off when he heard Josie coming.
Josie: "Al! Alejandro! AL!"
Alejandro sighs in disgust and gets irritated when Josie called him "Al".
Alejandro: "Good grief, it's Josie. I don't really wanna talk to her. I'll ignore her anyway. Oh, did I tell you my puppy ran away?"
Josie: (came towards Alejandro) "Alejandro."
Alejandro: "I miss her so much. I haven't stopped worrying since she left us."
Josie: (blushed) "I miss you too, Al!" (hugs Alejandro) "I just wish I could hold you in my arms FOREVER!" (cries)
Meanwhile with Lifty, he is talking to someone.
Lifty: "Listen, I know we've only known each other for such a short time, but you've touched my heart in a way that no one ever has. I just had to see you one more time just to tell you how much I cared for you."
Back with Josie and Alejandro, Josie is still hugging Alejandro.
Alejandro: "However, there are a couple of things that I really didn't like about her though."
Josie stops hugging Alejandro.
Alejandro: "Like, first of all, she had really really bad breath."
Josie sweatdropped and checked her breath.
Alejandro: "And last week, she ate my new rug."
Josie remembered last week that Alejandro's puppy ate the rug and Josie saw it in horror.
Josie: (ticked off; to herself, quietly) "It was your stupid dog, you baka jerk."
Alejandro: "You know what? Now that I've think of it, I'm actually glad she's gone. I can finally get some peace and quiet."
After hearing what Alejandro said, Josie snapped.
Josie: (glares at Alejandro) "Thanks for accusing me and breaking my heart, Al. And I'm actually glad that Heather beats you in Season 3. I hope the sunlight burns your eyes AND YOU'RE BLIND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" (runs away crying) "MY LIFE IS RUINED!"
Alejandro stared at Josie.
Back with Lifty...
Lifty: "Look, you've been such an influence in my life and you were there for me when no one else was. I just wanna tell you how much I love you, Haruhi."
With Lifty is a plush doll of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Lifty: (shushes the plush doll) "Don't say it." (sighs) "Your perfectly teal flowing hair says it all. Oh, who am I kidding. Come here, you big lunk!"
Then, Lifty kisses the plush doll on the mouth.
Lifty: "Oh, Haruhi."
Flain: (narrates) "Will Josie and Lifty ever get on with their lives? Will Lifty ever make out with the real Haruhi Su-" (gets cut-off; shocked) "AW SCHNIXEL!"
It turns out, Zorch was holding an edited picture of Lifty kissing Haruhi Suzumiya, making Flain and Vulk freak out.
Zorch: "What? It's Photoshopped."
Flain: (sighs; continues narrating) "Tune in next chapter to find out." (glares at Zorch) "And Zorch, let's have a little chat."
Zorch was horrified of what Flain said.
Vulk: "Nice going, Zorch."
Ghost Josie: I don't know what got over me at Alejandro. Anyway, chapter 3 is coming your way. This will be based on my favorite scene.
Ghost Lifty: (wearing a white sheet on his head with eye-holes; to Ghost Josie) Jooooooosiiiiiieeeeee, pleeeeease wear a sheeeeeet and jooooiiiin meeeeeeee, so that you will maaaaake oooooouuuuut with meeeeeeee and spend alooooooone time with meeeeeeee for aaaaaall eteeeeeernityyyyyyyyy! Whoooooooooooooo!
Ghost Josie: Lifty, you know I'm a ghost too. And I'll wear the sheet if you cut it out, okay?
Ghost Lifty: Okay...
Haruhi: (glares at the two ghosts) I don't know why I was invited here!
