Total Drama Boney Island

Chapter 1 Part 2: The Greatest Treasure

By: The Firebending Frog


Disclaimer:


I do not own Total Drama or any of it's official characters, I do however own every single OC in this fic so please don't steal them


Warning:


This chapter of Total Drama Boney Island contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by imaginary teens, Betrayal, angry sounding treasure chests, a over the top Catholic, A girl who falls asleep randomly, a crazy homeless guy, Mutant beavers, a river, and a couple of crotch shots. Do not try any of what you read here at home. Seriously you could get really messed up.


The sun blazed down on the island, no winds blew and the air just kept growing hotter as the three new teams gathered around the Well. The Juggernauts were on the east side of it, Team bush was on the West, and The Warshippers were gathering around the South facing side. All three teams were trying to figure out their strategies.

"Okay team, the map says we head north." Kylee told her team as she scanned the map.

"North is normal." Wilbur shrugged.

"What are you talking about?" Luiza asked in deadpan, "You're making no sense."

"Everybody calm." Kylee ordered quieting the twosome down, "If we're to win this challenge we need to put our differences aside and work as a team."

"I'm not working with anyone until you convert to Catholicism!" Barbara yelled.

"I AM CATHOLIC SO SHUT UP!" Kylee yelled at her scaring her slightly, "Now while we're searching I want everyone to find a walking buddy and get to know them, is that okay?"

"No." Barbara argued.

"Well there are an odd number of people so you can walk by yourself." Kylee sighed, "As for the rest of you buddy up."

"I'll walk with Wilbur then." Ion stated as he stood there with his guitar slung over his back.

"That's fine with me." Wilbur nodded.

"I will walk with Kylee." Sensan stated.

"We have to lead though." Kylee nodded, "That means Luiza and Tania are buddied up.

"Joy." Luiza replied dryly.

"Got any magic powder I can snort?" Tania asked before getting a hard bonk on the head from her partner.

"Onward Warshippers!" Kylee exclaimed as the group dashed off in a northern direction.


Confessional


Kylee: Wilbur, Sensan, Ion, and me are basically the only ones I want on the team, Luiza's okay but she creeps me out with her whole voodoo spirit junk. Why would you have any interest in that at all? It's weird!

Wilbur: I'm glad I'm paired with Ion, he's one of the only sane people on my team.

Luiza: (She has a deck of cards and is shuffling them around) Tania is obnoxious, I don't like her at all and as much as I hate to do this I need an ally who is too stupid to realize I'm playing them, and it's justified seeing as Tania is a (Static cuts her off)


Team Juggernaut


"Okay so we head east until we reach mount looming tragedy and then the map just ends there." Donald stated, "It's basically a straight line so we shouldn't have any problems if we stick together."

"Looks like Team Juggernaut will be getting pampered this season!" Serena exclaimed as Ace and Joe pictured themselves being massaged.

"Don't get too cocky." Lawrence warned, "I digress that we may run into a impediment along the way."

"A what?" Joe asked.

"Problem." Lawrence replied dryly.

"Oh." Joe laughed nervously, "Try talking a little more modern grandpa."

"I'm the same age as you." Lawrence replied.

"Okay people let's get moving." Donald explained loudly, "Stay as a group and try not to fall asleep."

"You got it." Raelynn saluted with tired eyes.

With everything under control Team Juggernaut began heading east towards their destination.


Confessional


Donald: I'm not one to build an alliance with people who wouldn't fair well on their own, this means Lydia, Raelynn, and Joe aren't exactly in my books for keeping around for very long. And who can blame me?

Raelynn: (She's completely asleep leaning against the confessional wall with drool hanging from her mouth)

Serena: I want a soft fluffy bed that will allow a good night's sleep, heck I bet Raelynn will benefit from that too.


Team Bush


"Why does my leg feel warm?" Ariel asked before looking down and seeing Veegie peeing on her, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

"BAD ANIMAL CHILD!" Conner yelled smacking Veegie with a rock.

"RARG!" Veegie whined running and hiding behind Jarvis.

Ariel continued to scream while Jay and Katharine wiped her leg with a cloth.

"Ariel it's over." Jay stated.

"HE PEED ON ME!" Ariel screamed, "Why did we have to ditch the ugly kid and keep that animal?!"

"Aw you can pee on me all ya want little fella." Jarvis smiled patting Veegie on the head.

Veegie stuck his tongue out like a dog and started panting.

"Yeah I'm starting to regret that too." Conner sighed lowering the map.

"So we head west?" Duke asked Conner.

"Yep." Conner nodded rolling the map up, "Our destination is the top of the Thousand Foot Cliff."

"Seems easy enough." Katharine nodded as she stepped back from a shivering Ariel, "Let's head out before the other teams get too much of a head start."

"Good idea." Conner nodded as he began walking towards the beach with Duke and Katharine nearby.

Jay was about to follow when Ariel grabbed her and held her close while shivering and casting nervous glances back at Veegie who was currently scratching his ear with his foot.

"Let's go then." Jay sighed walking forward with the Teen Mother attached to her by shaky hands.

"Ya know I think they like us." Jarvis stated.

"Garf!' Veegie barked.

"I agree." Jarvis nodded as the two followed not too far back from the group.


Confessional


Katharine: Despite George's ugliness he at least had manners, maybe we should have kept him, well at least until Veegie and Jarvis were gone.

Ariel: (She's holding her knees to her chest and rocking back and forth) Bruno better not turn out like that abomination, I'm making sure I skip this scene when I show him this season when he's older.

Conner: So now my entire team is against Veegie and Jarvis is really close due to his smell, complexion, and the fact that he yells the word change whenever we bring up money. Not to mention any everyday appliance or product is an "Addiction" to him. Seriously he refused to use the toilet earlier and went in the woods, we don't have room for trash like him on our team.


The Warshippers


The team was walking through the woods staying in a forest path that was oddly clear of trees, bushes, and other debris. If they had to guess it was the service trail the interns used to go between camp and the staff buildings, either that or it had been carved by a massive animal. Either way it made the trek very easy and enjoyable. Well almost enjoyable.

"Jesus wouldn't want any of his followers walking alone!" Barbara complained loudly making Kylee grip the map even tighter, "Why don't I get a partner?"

"BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED TO NOT HAVE ONE!" Kylee yelled towering over the girl with a pissed off expression.

"Sinner!" Barbara accused pointing directly at Kylee.

"This is stupid." Luiza commented as Tania gave a loud snort and spat on the ground.

"I agree." Sensan nodded, "Let's be a team."

"How can I be a team when it includes a Satan worshipper, A Drug addict, A Terrorist..." Barbara listed.

"I take offense to that!" Wilbur exclaimed.

"... A punk rocker, A stoned hippie, and an even more stoned guitarist!" Barbara concluded.

"I don't do drugs." Ion spat.

"Neither do I!" Sensan added.

"You know we're perfectly fine without you!" Kylee exclaimed.

"I'm the only thing preventing god from blowing you all up with lightning." Barbara stated.

"He only did that in the old testament! Now shut up and help or go back to camp!" Kylee yelled before continuing on her way with everyone else following.

"hey don't just leave me here!" Barbara exclaimed following them.

"How come we got rid of Holly instead of her?" Ion asked Wilbur.

"I have no idea, I'm not team captain dude." Ion replied kicking a rock out of his way as he walked, "Kylee probably had a good reason though."

"It's just that Barbara is scary." Wilbur stated looking back at where she was angrily reciting the rosary while glaring at her teammates every few seconds.

"Truth be told she's an insult to religion dude. She's psycho." Ion stated.

"Quiet she might hear you." Wilbur warned.

"I don't care, what can she do to me?" Ion asked, "We'll be sleeping in separate quarters and the only time I'll ever see her is in the challenges."

"That doesn't make her any less scary." Wilbur replied, "She thinks I'm a terrorist."

"She's judging you man, based purely off looks, she's going nowhere but down so don't let it bother you." ion replied patting him on the shoulder.


Confessional


Ion: Wilbur's pretty chill but I wish I was on a different team man, both the other teams at least have decent people on them,, my team just likes fighting, it's stupid.

Luiza: (She has an exact replica doll of Barbara and is slowly pushing a needle into it)

Barbara: (She's rubbing her arm like it's in pain but there are no visible scratches) I know that Satan worshipper is behind this, Go to **** you *****!


Team Juggernaut


Team Juggernaut was trekking through thick forest that was just annoying and pointless. All of them were just about ready to turn around but it was likely they'd get lost and end up.

"It's in my Fro!" Joe screamed as a bird dug it's way into his hair, "GET IT OUT!"

"Calm Joe." Lawrence ordered as he parted Joe's hair and allowed a bird to climb out and fly away.

Joe slapped his hand and glared at him angrily while fixing his hair, "No one touches the Fro but Joe."

"Dude it's just hair!" Lawrence exclaimed.

"Just hair?!" Joe asked his eye twitching.

"Here we go." Serena sighed.

"The Afro is a delicate creature." Joe replied.

"What?!" Donald asked in confusion.

"Hair is an art form not yet realized by the general public!" Joe exclaimed.

"Or anyone sane." Ace whispered to Serena.

"ZIP IT!" Joe ordered pointing directly at Ace's nose.

"Joe settle down!" Donald ordered glaring at him angrily, "I can't find my way with you yelling like that."

"I'm allowed to freak out if you guys don't understand the art of hair!" Joe exclaimed.

"I don't think you understand it either." Serena muttered before receiving a tree branch to the face courtesy of Joe.

"Joe!" Ace yelled swiping the tree branch from him while Serena clutched her face in pain.

"What?! She insulted me!" Joe stated.

Ace glared at him and whacked him on the head with the branch before tossing it into the bushes and leering at him.

"You're freaking me out." Joe mumbled.

"I don't like you." Ace hissed, "So shut up before I shave that precious little afro of yours off."

"Not my Afro!" Joe exclaimed.

"Yes your afro." Ace replied.

"Cut it out guys." Lawrence sighed, "Break it up."

"But he just hit Serena with a tree branch!" Ace exclaimed.

"Yeah and then you hit him with it." Lawrence replied.

"Can't we just get back to jungle searching?" Raelynn yawned.

"I agree with Raelynn here." Donald nodded, "If we don't hurry we'll have to sleep in that tree house or worse the crusty old cabin."

That got a few people looking at each other in worry.

"Everybody good?" Donald asked.

Everyone nodded.

"Then let's go!" Donald stated, "Mount looming tragedy isn't that far from here."

"I hope we don't have to climb it." Serena whimpered rubbing the red mark left on her face by the branch.


Confessional


Donald: Out of all my teammates Raelynn is the one who has the logical mind. Everyone else was arguing and hitting one another, maybe she'll be more useful than I thought. But trust me when I say I'm not taking her to the finale. I hate people who just get dragged there.

Serena: (She's rubbing her face) Joe is a bit of a jerk. Not like Winston or Tania but he is a little nuts, but thank god he can at least be reasoned with. he may not be bright but he sure is workable.

Ace: I don't like people like Joe, I know his type. Spend more time on your hair than on anything else, But who knows we might end up best friends for all I know.


Team Bush


Team Bush was walking along the beach, which was probably a bad idea seeing as the sand was hurting Veegie's shoeless feet.

"NYAGH!" Veegie yelled as he hopped from side to side due to his feet burning.

"It's a dance party!" Jarvis yelled as he started imitating the Wild Kid.

"Jarvis you idiot he's burning his feet!" Conner exclaimed.

"No!" Jarvis argued.

"Just let the street trash do what he wants." Ariel replied, "He's crazy so don't let it bother you."

"I wish you would stop calling him that." Jay sighed, "Maybe he's really smart!"

"Are you always so optimistic?" Duke asked in deadpan.

"Yeah, do you find that attractive?" Jay asked batting her eyes.

"I have a girlfriend!" Duke exclaimed.

"Forget her, we belong together!" Jay smiled as Duke pushed her away but she just grabbed his arm.

"Jay leave Duke alone." Katharine ordered.

"Why should I? I don't even know your natural hair colour." Jay replied.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Katharine demanded angrily.

Jay shrugged and continued to cling onto Duke's arm.

"Well let's just put it this way, we're winning no matter what." Conner grinned as he walked along casually, "We'll find the treasure, choose the good cabin, and keep whatever we find."

"Maybe it'll be jewels!" Ariel exclaimed.

"A clue to hidden immunity maybe." Duke smiled.

"Makeup." Katharine added.

"POT!" Jarvis exclaimed and Conner just shoved him forward while holding an annoyed expression.

"I think it's George." Jay smiled making most of her team halt.

"But we eliminated him." Conner replied.

"Chris just said we'd kick them off the team, he never said anything about them being out of the game." Jay explained letting go of Duke's arm.

"She's right." Conner nodded, "We can't just assume things in this game."

"Maybe it's Winston or Holly." Katharine suggested hopefully.

"No way, each team was assigned a chest we didn't just choose." Conner replied, "If you're right Jay he's going to be pissed off at me."

"Just apologize." jay replied pointing at Jarvis and Veegie, "Say those two made you realize your mistake, because that's the truth."

"What is this a Care Bears cartoon, he's ugly as sin." Katharine replied, "Let's just kick him out first chance we get."

"No way!" Jay exclaimed, "Do you want Veegie peeing on you?"

"NOPE NEVER!" Ariel exclaimed, "I agree with you Jay."

Jay looked at Katharine smugly and Katharine just muttered something and marched away.


Confessional


Katharine: George freaks me out, Burn it with acid, holy water, whatever you can find, just keep it away from me!

Duke: Jay is starting to annoy me, sure she's always positive but really I've told her I am dating someone and I don't need her bothering me like this. How do you talk to someone who won't listen?

Conner: My team is a mess. And I'm the one on top of the mess that everyone admires. I'm sure i'll be safe without worry for at least three rounds. All I have to do is find two allies and bam I'm set up for the finale.


The Warshippers


Kylee held the map up and lowered it. She then repeated the action with a confused expression.

"So are we lost?" Tania asked, "Stop being a man and ask for directions!"

"Where would I ask that?" Kylee demanded.

"There are lots of giant flies around here, why don't we ask them?" Tania demanded leaving her jaw hanging open.

"You might want to shut your mouth there." Wilbur suggested before Tania turned to him with her jaw still hanging loosely.

"Where are we going anyway, you were very vague about that." Luiza sighed as she began fiddling with her hairpiece.

"You might back out if I told you." Kylee replied.

"Just tell us, we're already lost!" Luiza exclaimed, "If we know where we're going we might be able to figure out where we are."

"She's right." Sensan nodded, "We cannot say we're lost if we don't know where we're going."

"I just said that." Luiza sighed shaking her head.

"Fine we're heading towards that mutant forest from season four." Kylee sighed.

"Wasn't that moved to boney island?" Wilbur asked, "So it'll just be a normal swamp right."

"They moved stuff back here remember." Kylee replied, "Too little room on boney island or something."

"Great so that means we have to face Larry." Wilbur sighed letting his arms fall to his side.

"Not necessarily." Kylee argued, "For all we know Larry is still on Boney Island."

"And Chris isn't a sociopath." Luiza muttered, "The freaking chest is likely attached to a freaking vine over Larry's mouth!"

"Stop being such a pessimist!" Kylee exclaimed gripping the map tightly.

"So are we still lost?" Tania asked dopily.

"Yes." Kylee replied bluntly.

Tania took a step back with her hands out defensively.

"How about we spread out and look around." Ion suggested, "If someone finds a giant mutant mushroom or something let everyone know because that means we're getting close."

"Great idea Ion." Kylee nodded, "Someone should stay her though."

"Let's leave Barbara." Tania smiled.

"Let's leave the sinner." Barbara hissed pointing at Tania.

"Let's just spread out!" Kylee yelled, "I'll stay here and see if I can figure out the map."

"Sounds like a good idea." Luiza nodded, "You have been the one to hold it this entire time."

"Okay Warshippers Spread out!' kylee exclaimed.

"Worshippers!" Barbara corrected angrily.

"Don't care." Kylee replied as the team spread out into the woods to look for any mutant plant life.

When they'd all vanished Kylee returned her attention back ton the map and stared at it not noticing a rustling in the trees behind her.


Confessional


Luiza: I like Kylee as our leader, she listens to me. I'm not really the type to lead the group due to the fact I'm more comfortable working from the shadows.

Wilbur: Kylee wasn't paying attention I'm guessing, that or it could be that it's hard to judge distance by that tiny map.

Sensan: We will find our way, I assure you that we haven't lost yet, for all we know we could be in first place.


Team Juggernaut


Joe fell out of the bush and into the clearing and spat leaves out of his mouth before groaning. He didn't have long seeing as Ace walked out of the bushes behind him followed by the rest of the team.

"Mount looming tragedy." Donald grinned, "We're doing good guys."

"I hate nature." Joe muttered as he spat more leaves out.

"So do you think the treasure is buried under a giant red X?" Lydia asked with a huge grin.

Any response was interrupted by a sudden gust of wind that began blowing dust into the contestants' faces. The wind was of course caused by Chris driving a helicopter, he landed nearby and turned off the rotors.

"What's Chris doing here?" Lawrence asked.

"Maybe the other teams forfeited the challenge and we won." Raelynn shrugged.

"Whoa a helicopter!" Ace exclaimed as she gazed upon the aircraft.

"Well Team Juggernaut you're the first to arrive at your treasure." Chris grinned as he stepped out of the cockpit and stood before the seven members of Team Juggernaut.

"But we haven t even found our treasure yet." Donald replied cocking his eyebrows, "Do you have the right team?"

"Yep, your treasure is up there." Chris grinned pointing at the peak of mount looming tragedy, "Now it's time for a mini challenge."

"Mini challenge?" Lawrence stammered.

"Yep, on top the mountain is your treasure chest, which is chained to the rocks, to your left you'll see a pile of garbage and keys leftover from last seasons relative challenge." Chris explained, "If you find the right key and trek it to the top your chest's lock will unlock. However if you take more than one key up at a time, we'll catch it on film and your team will be disqualified, any questions?"

"Yeah do the other two teams have dumb challenges like this?" Joe asked angrily as he stood up and brushed leaves off himself.

"Yep, and some of them might be even more painful than yours." Chris replied as he went back to the helicopter, "Oh and watch out for mutant fire breathing beetles."

"What?" Serena asked before being hit in the head by a tire and falling over.

"It's mating season and they get a little territorial." Chris grinned before shutting the door and starting the rotors up. Within seconds he had disappeared into the air.

"This is going to be fun!' Joe exclaimed sarcastically.

"Please keep that fire away from my designer clothes." Serena suggested as she sat up rubbing her head.

"Let me ponder who's occupied territory the keys are in." Lawrence stated looking at a pile of trash where several mutant beetles stared at them aggressively.

"We need a distraction or they'll beat us to death." Raelynn explained, "Who's strong or distracting enough?"

"I a'int taking none of this!" Joe exclaimed before his entire team turned to him, "What?"


Confessional


Ace: So a mini challenge with a dangerous twist, good thing I'm very good at climbing otherwise I'd be seen as useless.

Donald: The perfect opportunity to judge who's useful and who's just taking up a place on the team roster.

Serena: Of all my teammates Joe is the most annoying, However I could use an ally and he'll blindly swear allegiance to me.


Team Bush


Team Bush was continuing their leisurely stroll down the beach with the thousand foot cliff drawing ever nearer. By this point the seven of them were hot and tired due to the blazing sun and the fact there was no wind. Pretty much everyone was in a bad mood by now. Pretty much everyone.

"Anyone else excited for what the treasure chest holds?" Jay asked happily as she bounced around everyone.

"No." Conner responded bluntly but Jay just kept smiling.

"Okay then, I can't wait! I love treasure and I don't even care what it is because no matter what it'll be awesome!" jay exclaimed making her voice rise in pitch when she said awesome.

Katharine sighed and Duke raised an eyebrow quizzically.

"Something bothering you?" Duke asked falling back and matching Katharine's pace.

"Yeah Jay." Katharine grumbled.

"She's just excited." Duke replied, "It's nothing to be mad about."

"I hate people like her." Katharine growled, "What is there to be so happy about?!"

"Can't help you there." Duke replied, "I'm sure we're going to win so we shouldn't worry about anything bothering us yet, plus Veegie has my vote before Jay, so it's likely she'll be here a few episodes, either get used to it or hold your hatred in, otherwise people won't be happy that you're opinion is more important than theirs."

"I guess." Katharine sighed, "I'll hold it in for now but there's only so much happiness I can take."

"HEY GUYS!" Jarvis yelled catching everyone's attention, "I found the path leading to the top of the cliff."

"Good job Jarvis." Conner congratulated.

"Keep this up and you'll be here more than two episodes." Ariel grinned.

"Aw shucks, that's nice of ya." Jarvis drawled happily as the team began moving into the woods and out of the intense sun.

"Good job Jarvis." Jay congratulated.

"It was nuthin." Jarvis responded as Veegie walked up and sat down next to him, "Hey buddy ready ta head up tha mountain?"

Veegie made a grunting noise in the back of his throat which Jarvis took as a yes.

"Keep up!" Conner ordered from up ahead and Veegie and Jarvis walked quickly to catch up.

"So think there are still mutants on the island?" Conner asked the group.

"Please." Ariel smirked, "I bet Chris had them cleaned out after last season."

"Or maybe he didn't." jay replied coming to a sudden stop.

"What makes you say- OH MY GOD!" Ariel shrieked backing up.

Standing before the group was probably the biggest hedgehog they'd ever seen, not only were the quills more colourful than a tropical bird but the fur on its body was bright purple. It was sniffing the air and moving its head back and forth.

"Aren't hedgehogs nocturnal?" Conner asked.

"Yes, but this isn't a normal hedgehog." Jay replied as the group backed up even more.

The hedgehog looked grouchy, it was like it had been woken from a nap or something. Actually it had been, the loud conversations the contestants had been having had woken it up and now they were in its territory.

"Bright colours usually indicate poison." Conner explained.

"Makes sense." Duke nodded, "But what do we do? It looks pissed off."

"Let's back away slowly, it probably has poor vision." Conner suggested before the entire team began to back away one step at a time.

Boy was Conner wrong.

Apparently toxic waste can be beneficial and in this case the Hedgehog suddenly charged with its quills at ready.

Instead of keeping their calm and avoiding it together everyone scattered screaming into various directions.


Confessional


Conner: We could have handled that better, but it's nothing a few eliminations can't fix.

Ariel: When I get home I'm making a note to not buy that stuffed colourful hedgehog toy for Bruno. Never!

Duke: Yeah I evaded that Hedgehog like a pro, I wasn't even worried.


The Warshippers


"HEY KYLEE!" Luiza yelled as she exited the bush, "We found some giant mushrooms!"

Kylee didn't move.

"Uh Kylee?" Luiza asked approaching her and noticing her feet stuck to the ground by a sticky white substance. Luiza promptly bent over and picked up a stick, something was amiss.

"I can't be the first one back." Luiza muttered before a rustling in a bush behind her caught her attention. Sliding into it was an arm that was frantically digging into the grass. Luiza wasn't fooled and turned Kylee around to find her face covered with a massive spider web, "Come out come out wherever you are!"

As if to answer her suddenly a loud clicking sound came from a nearby tree and Luiza cast her gaze upward to see a strange looking concoction of Spider and rock. The thing had eight legs sticking out of a crude rocky shell that had a hole on the top for some reason. Besides that two pincers and several black eyes poked out. It also looked angry, like territorial angry.

A shriek came from Behind Luiza and she turned to see a second one exit the bushes behind her with Wilbur in a net of Web with his mouth covered dragging behind.

"You don't scare me!' Luiza hissed readying her stick.

The spiders didn't take kindly to this and shot web from the holes on top of their rock encasings, the one on the ground shot up into the trees and began swinging while the other swung at Luiza barely missing her head with its rock hard shell. However Luiza was quick and batted the spider directly at its buddy, both screamed before colliding and falling into the bushes wrapped in their own web while struggling and making screeching sounds.

"I'd say that was a home run." Luiza commented before turning and undoing the bonds holding Kylee in place.

"Thank god you showed up." Kylee sighed in relief pulling the bonds off her hands and feet, "You won't believe how stiff I am."

"I can believe it." Luiza nodded before marching over to Wilbur and slicing the bonds holding him in place with a sharp rock.

"Has anyone else showed up?" Wilbur asked.

"No, you two are the only ones dumb enough to be caught." Luiza teased playfully.

Wilbur looked offended however.

"It was a joke buddy I think you're smarter than most guys your age." Luiza smirked patting his shoulder.

As if on cue Barbara, Sensan, and Ion walked out of the bush.

"Dude what happened here?" Ion asked coming to a stop.

"I heard satanic screaming, you were summoning demons weren't you!" Barbara accused.

Ion's response was a shake of his head before he walked forward.

"We found the forest, Tania wouldn't leave so we left her there as a marker." Ion explained.

"She kept saying something about the mushrooms being magic, is that your doing?" Barbara demanded pointing at Luiza.

"Nope she's just a stoner." Luiza replied, "So if Tania is alone there we just have to wait for Holly."

"Dude she was eliminated." Ion commented.

"Right!" Luiza sighed smacking her forehead.

"If we're done arguing I'd like to start a prayer as we walk!" Barbara exclaimed to much groaning.

"Not even Tibetan Monks pray as much as you do!" Kylee exclaimed.

Barbara looked absolutely enraged.

"HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT BUDDHISM, IT IS A FAKE RELIGION! DIDN'T YOU EVER PASS RELIGION CLASS?!" Barbara yelled.

"Yeah and the main thing they taught was tolerance!" Kylee exclaimed in an annoyed tone, "So shut up and stop putting a bad name on religion."

"I'm putting a bad name on religion?!" Barbara demanded angrily.

"Let's go, this could take a while." Luiza suggested as the other four backed into the bushes and away from the arguing duo.


Confessional


Sensan: As a Buddhist I am about ready to punch that overly religious hypocrite. However it would be much more passive and beneficial to vote her off!

Barbara: Jesus forgive me for my outburst, I was only trying to spread your good will peacefully.

Kylee: (Her head is resting in her hands) When did Total Drama become a one man religious pissing contest? I mean really is anyone going to respect you or what you believe in if you act like that? Really?!


Team Juggernaut


Joe groaned as he fell to the ground in pain, those bugs were tough and he was apparently the perfect punching bag.

"Good job Joe!" Jay called from a little ways up her climb, perched in her mouth was a key Joe had helped her obtain. Was it worth it? Maybe.

"You're allowed to lye there." Donald explained as he stood over him.

"I would even without permission." joe groaned letting his head fall to the ground.

The other six members of Team Juggernaut had collected a large pile of keys while Joe was beat by the mutant cockroaches, and because the rules had ordered them too they were carrying them up the mountain one by one.

Donald was the last member to begin climbing but by this point Ace was about a quarter of the way done and everyone else trailed behind at varying levels. It truly showcased who was good at what.

"WAH!" Serena screamed as her hand slipped and she fell down colliding with Raelynn and bringing them both down to the ground in a painful heap.

"Come on Girls, we don't know how far ahead the other teams are!" Donald exclaimed as he stood over them.

"I think I damaged my designer jeans." Serena groaned as she sat up.

"Can you get your designer jeans off my stomach?" Raelynn demanded in a tired tone from where she was lying trapped under Serena, "I'm not a chair."

"Sorry!" Serena apologized jumping out of the way and dusting her clothes off rapidly.

Raelynn stood up and stretched, "Okay ready to go?"

Before Serena could respond Lawrence fell right on top of Raelynn knocking her to the ground again.

"Sorry." Lawrence groaned looking very dizzy as he stood up and helped Raelynn up, "Did I break anything?"

"You didn't even wake me up." Raelynn replied before walking over to the mountain and starting to climb before any more campers could crush her.

"Ladies first." Lawrence motioned to the mountain.

"No way am I climbing above you just so you can look at my butt!" Serena exclaimed with an annoyed look.

"What, but um I didn't mean that!" Lawrence exclaimed, "Honest."

"Get moving before I kick you in the family jewels!" Serena ordered.


Confessional


Serena: I have three brothers and I know exactly what goes through a guy's mind when there's a girl involved! Lawrence may not be that type of guy but I'm not taking any chances!


Lydia was moving forward slowly but surely and her plan seemed to be working, despite the distracting shiny key she was paying close attention to where she placed her hands and feet. She was almost at the top but Ace was just disappearing over it.

"Hey Ace can I have a hand?" Lydia asked climbing quicker.

"Sure." Ace's voice replied from the top before her gloved hand shot out and grabbed Lydia's, seconds later they were both standing on top staring at a treasure chest held to the cliff by a chain bolted into the rock. It was bound to be a pain to get off but if you had the right key...

"Let's try this." Ace smiled approaching the chest but the moment she touched it a muffled panicked sound came from inside and the chest began to shake.

"Is there something in there?" Lydia asked before getting distracted by a leaf fluttering past and following it.

"It's either an animal or a person." Ace mused holding her mouth while thinking, "Probably an intern or a rabid weasel."

Either way Ace didn't care and grabbed her key and tried the lock, First of all the key was way too big and second of all the teeth didn't even look like the lock.

"Why don't we try mine." Lydia suggested handing Ace her key, Ace tried it but it was way too small.

"This is going to be tough." Ace sighed.

"No, all we have to do is take those keys to the bottom and sort the big and small ones out." Lydia explained making Ace freeze.

"Lydia you genius, let's hurry!" Ace exclaimed dashing to the edge and looking for something to jump into, there was nothing so it was going to be a long climb down.


Confessional


Ace: I wouldn't have thought of that, points to Lydia!

Lydia: It was simple common sense, It wasn't that amazing of a discovery.


Team Bush


Conner poked his head out of a bush and growled in anger, The giant hedgehog wasn't allowing anyone to pass it and guess where it was being territorial over? Yep the pathway to the top, No one was getting any closer to passing the creature, they couldn't climb trees over it due to a lack of them on the mountain, they couldn't find another path because who knows what else was lurking just beyond their vision. All the team could do was wait. And it was painful.

"Is it safe yet?" Jay asked when Conner brought his head back into the bush.

"No." Conner replied flatly, "I'll tell you when it is."

"We'd better hurry because Veegie's getting territorial." Jarvis suggested from where he was holding the boy back from attacking the Hedgehog.

"I really don't care." Ariel replied, "He pissed on me."

"It wasn't his fault." Jarvis drawled, "He was just being friendly."

"GRAR!" veegie yowled.

"Jarvis he's basically an animal." Conner explained, 'The sooner you realize that the better."

"We're all animals on the inside!" Jarvis exclaimed.

"Well I'm not!" Ariel exclaimed sitting up, "And I'm done with this!"

"Ariel no!" Jay exclaimed, "That monster Hedgehog will kill you!"

"NO IT WON'T!" Ariel yelled before covering her mouth and turning around the see the Hedgehog staring at her.

"RUN!" Duke screamed.

"Where?" Katharine demanded.

In a split second Veegie escaped Jarvis's grasp and ran forward making growing noises.

"VEEGIE NO!" Jarvis yelled.

"RAR!" Veegie screamed standing up on two feet and swiping his hands in the air threateningly.

The Hedgehog stopped in front of him and gave a loud growl.

"NARRR!" Veegie hissed making the monster take a step back.

"Is Veegie winning?" Conner asked.

It would appear he had, Veegie was making noise and hopping from foot to foot which was freaking the Hedgehog out, and with a sudden turn it dashed away knocking trees over as it ran.

"What?" Ariel demanded in shock.

"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS TURN AROUND!" Conner yelled, "GYAAHH!"

"Ya'll be dumb." Jarvis stated.

"ZIP IT DIRTBAG!" Ariel ordered with bared teeth.

"Guys stop fighting, let's push ahead." Jay suggested.

"Right." Conner nodded, "The sooner we get there the better."


Confessional


Jarvis: Veegie's just misunderstood, he's a good companion, like a dog!

Ariel: Jarvis thinks he can insult us because he's superior due to his lack of addiction to food and shelter, what a freaking nutcase.

Jay: You know I came on this show thinking I'd get an awesome team, AND I DID! YAY!


The Warshippers


"So let me get this straight, this is the exact same forest the Final Three of Revenge of the Island had to compete in but without toxic steam holes." Wilbur explained.

"One hundred percent correct." Ion nodded, "The ground is totally solid and I read some stuff before coming here, they cleaned it all out."

"Okay then i'll enter." Wilbur sighed.

"Stay away from my mushrooms." Tania ordered while chewing on a red mushroom with purple stripes.

"That one's toxic." Luiza pointed out.

"So?" Tania asked taking another bite.

"Your funeral." Luiza shrugged, "If you fall over and I have to carry you because of this I'm casting my vote in your general direction."

"Why not at her?' kylee asked looking at the girl with a raised eyebrow.

"Barbara is still here." Luiza replied.

"I heard that you little satin worshipper!" Barbara yelled with fiery anger lighting up her eyes while she waved her arms around wildly, "I'll bash you over the head with a crucifix until you get the message if you don't start respecting a follower of Jesus like me!"

"Isn't the religion directed at the god not his son?" Kylee asked with a smirk.

"Yeah... SHUT UP!" Barbara yelled pointing at Kylee who just rolled her eyes.

"So where does the map point?" Sensan asked eager to change the subject.

"To this swamp." Kylee replied before freezing and looking back at her team who all looked shocked.

"Larry." Ion whispered quietly.

"Do I need to go?" Wilbur asked.

"You're six feet tall why exactly are you such a coward?" Kylee demanded while holding a straight face.

"Yeah people like you aren't usually afraid of death." Barbara explained before getting a curt whack on the head from Luiza.

"I'm afraid of dying." Wilbur replied poking two fingers together nervously, "And it makes me afraid of a lot of stuff."

"We'll go as a team." Kylee explained, "Then you don't have to worry."

"Okay." Wilbur nodded, "Let's hope no freaky mutants pop up."

"Yeah that already happened we're bound to find more." Tania stated suddenly.

"On second thought you guys go ahead." Wilbur smiled nervously, "I'll just wait here as a recon point."

"Dude, stop being such a girl!" Ion exclaimed.

"I take offense to that." Kylee responded.

"Sorry Bra, didn't mean to offend anyone." Ion replied.

"Let's just head out." Luiza explained as she walked past dragging a whimpering Wilbur by the shirt.

"Well she's assertive." Kylee replied.

"She's like a second Alpha female, bra." Ion nodded before the group started to follow her.


Confessional


Luiza: Wilbur isn't chickening out of anything, I don't care what he's scared of, I'm not getting the boot because of something that Stupid.

Kylee: Am I really the Alpha female? Whoa, did not expect that, most of the girls this season are pretty independent so being on top is a great feeling.

Wilbur: I'm sorry that lots of things scare me but just because I'm a six foot tall male with a military build doesn't mean I'm strong.


Team Juggernaut


"Even with the sorting there are still at least forty keys here." Joe complained as he stared at the small pile of keys before him, "Heck the right one might still be in that pile of garbage."

"Do you want to have another round with that giant cockroach?" Donald demanded with a curt glare.

"Nope I'm good." Joe replied suddenly changing sides in an argument he had caused.

"Nice to have you with us Helmet Hair." Ace drawled.

"Don't disrespect the Fro Bro." Joe exclaimed jumping into a very bad martial arts pose.

"I'm a girl." Ace replied looking bored with the overly sensitive moron she was dealing with.

"Okay team let's keep moving, we need to stay ahead to win!" Donald exclaimed.

"YEAH!" His team cheered making him feel proud.


Confessional


Donald: Truth be told I don't have many friends back home, I tend to judge them before I get to know them. So having six people cheer me on as their leader was an amazing feeling.


Lydia and Ace had no problem with climbing but people like Joe and Serena were having an exceptionally difficult time. However everyone was struggling in one way or another.

"HEY WAKE UP!" Joe ordered as he glared at Raelynn who had fallen asleep on a small ledge.

"Joe, that isn't nice." Serena explained.

"Neither is her falling asleep." Joe replied.

"It's okay Serena, I'm awake now." Raelynn yawned as she started to slowly climb again looking more tired than ever.

"She gets my vote after Winston." Joe muttered.

"Why her?" Serena asked curiously.

"She's useless, I mean what has she done besides fallen asleep?" Joe asked.

"She found north pretty easy." Serena replied.

"Yeah and she also drags her feet in the challenge." Joe argued, "Face it we need to cut off some of the fat on this steak."

"Yeah and I'm looking at it." Serena growled before climbing faster.

"HEY! Wait up!" Joe exclaimed struggling to keep up but Serena was much quicker.


Confessional


Joe: Did I say the wrong thing?

Serena: Joe can be a little... Well he's like one of those designer bags everyone owns but doesn't like, yeah he's like that.


Team Bush


"TREASURE!" jay exclaimed with a bounce of joy a she reached the top of the hill.

"Joy." Katharine groaned sarcastically as she reached the top and sat down on the grass with a sigh of relief.

"How are you so tired?" Jay asked looming over Katharine with a quizzical look.

"How are you so energetic." Katharine shot back.

"Because I run every day, go to the gym, AND EAT MY VEGETABLES!" Jay exclaimed looking to the sky.

"Don't get so excited." Conner suggested as he reached the top of the hill with the rest of the team in tow.

"Why not, There's treasure!" Jay smiled pointing at the treasure chest atop the cliff.

"It's too easy." Duke pointed out before the sound of a helicopter was heard and everyone turned to see Chris pull up to the side of the cliff.

"TEAM BUSH!" Chris yelled through a Megaphone, "You're the second to arrive at your task but the first to complete it."

"What was it?" Conner asked.

"You know that Hedgehog? That was mine, but because no one else has recovered a chest yet you now all have to jump off the cliff with it." Chris continued, "Good Luck because there are no chicken hats this time."

With that being said the Helicopter flew off and headed towards the forest.

"Let's go cliff diving!" Jay exclaimed, "Whoever goes last should toss the Treasure chest so the rest of us can recover it."

"Duke you're capable of lifting that yourself right?" Conner asked with a grin.

"Well of course." Duke nodded, "But remember if we lose because someone won't jump it's not my fault."

"Of course not." Conner nodded, "Who's first?"

"ME!" Jay exclaimed, "I've always wanted to do this I even packed my swimming socks!"

"Swimming socks?" Katharine asked with a utterly confused expression.

"Yep!" Jay exclaimed pulling out two socks both blue with random coloured fish all over them, "I put them in my pockets because I assumed Chris would blow up my boat or something."

"Makes sense." Ariel nodded, "Now go jump off a cliff and see if there are any sharks down there."

"OKAY!" Jay exclaimed happily jumping off the cliff and falling the water below in a perfect swan dive.

"Idiot." Conner snickered, "She might be useful with that gullible optimism."

"Maybe." Ariel nodded, "So who's next."

"I dunno." Katharine replied, "How about Jarvis?"

"Jumping off cliffs is addicting." Jarvis pointed.

"You're crazy." Ariel replied.

"Hey Jarvis there's change down there!" Conner exclaimed.

"CHANGE! GIVE IT TO ME SO I CAN BUY WEED!" Jarvis yelled barreling off the cliff and freefalling to a loud splash that must have been painful.

Katharine peered over the cliff nervously and swallowed.

"What's wrong?" Conner asked.

"Nothing, I'll wash all my makeup off but nothing is more important that placing higher than Terrance." Katharine exclaimed.

"Are you jealous of your brother?" Duke asked from where he sat on the treasure chest.

"No, why would I think something that stupid?" Katharine asked with a roll of her eyes, "I'm simply going to go jump off a cliff now."

"I didn't say you had to hesitate." Conner replied making Katharine sigh and jump off with a shriek.

"Let's get Veegie down there and then we'll jump." Ariel explained.

"Seems good." Conner nodded turning to face the wild kid who had his tongue hanging out like a doofus.

"I think he's got issues." Ariel whispered.

"C'mere boy!" Conner whistled grabbing Veegie's attention, "That's it."

Veegie stood up on two legs and approached Conner cautiously.

"Jarvis fell down this cliff can you go get him?" Conner asked.

Veegie cocked his head to the side curiously with an animalistic glint in his eye.

"He can't speak English or understand it you idiot!" Duke yelled walking forward and grabbing Veegie by his mid section. Veegie began squirming and yowling trying to bite and claw his captor to no avail. He was trapped.

"What are you doing?" Ariel asked as Duke walked to the edge of the cliff and tossed Veegie off.

"Look, I don't know what you guys think but that kid isn't right, he'll probably never be right. He's like an animal trapped in a man's body he shouldn't be on Total Drama." Duke explained, "I'll force him through the challenges but first chance I get he's getting my vote."

"Okay Duke I can't argue but next time let us know first okay." Conner requested.

"Fine." Duke growled, "But I'm starting up a winning streak so you might have to put up with Veegie for a while."


Confessional


Conner: Most of my team is basically reliant on me, I really don't expect us to make it to the merge with even half the players we have now due to the fact half of them are useless.

Jay: Back home I won the school spirit award every year I've attended school since kindergarten, I remember my former best friend Yancy called me an idoit when she dyed her hair, cut it short, and got two lip rings that look like pinchers (Jay makes pinchers with her index fingers and clamps them together while making Pssh sound effects)

Duke: I don't want to see anyone calling me cruel, You hear me people?! Call me cruel and I will find you got it? (Duke looks at the camera threateningly.)


The Warshippers


"Yep this confirms that Chris is a Psycho." Luiza noted with a glare as she and her team stared at the treasure chest.

The treasure chest was hanging from a tree by a rope over a small island in the swamp, the water was full of croaking frogs and was actually quite nice but smack dab under the treasure chest with his mouth open was Larry. Yeah how exactly was this team going to accomplish anything.

"L-Let's just give up and take the elimination, it seems like a logical choice." Wilbur whimpered, "All agreed? Let's go then."

"Not so fast creampuff." Kylee exclaimed grabbing his shirt, "We have a job to do and we're going to succeed at it."

"Can I have a job that isn't so violent and scary?" Wilbur whimpered covering his head with his arms.

"Well we can simply climb the tree and untie the chest." Sensan explained.

"Yeah and let the chest fall dragging the person with it?" Barbara exclaimed, "How immoral."

"You need help." Tania exclaimed, "Why don't we get the chest from under the tree?"

"Hello? Giant Venus Flytrap here!" Kylee exclaimed.

"Well isn't Larry's bite sensor his flower and not his mouth?" Tania asked, "If he's asleep we can just get the chest and leave the flower alone."

"Too risky." Kylee replied taking Tania's suggestion into note.

"We can afford to lose a few expendables." Tania exclaimed.

"I agree with Stoner girl on this one, let's send the Terrorist, Luiza, and Tania in." Barbara nodded.

"I'm not a terrorist!" Wilbur exclaimed.

"I agree with that list." Tania nodded.

"We're not sacrificing anyone." Kylee explained.

"Why not, I'm pretty sure Barbara or Luiza have some sort of ceremonial sacrificial tools on them." Tania retorted.

"Actually I think I do." Luiza replied, "But they're in my bags."

"YOU SAVAGE!" Barbara screamed.

"Stupidannoyingidiotsayswhat?" Luiza stated quickly.

"I would cut you if the Ten commandments didn't include non violence." Barbara growled.

"I'm pretty sure that only applied to murder." Kylee replied.

"ZIP IT!" Barbara yelled.


Confessional


Luiza: Barbara can go **** herself! Hey Barbara this is what I have to say to you! (Luiza holds up one finger and smirks at the camera.)


"So what are we supposed to do Just sit here until we rot?" Barbara demanded.

"I can play some tunes if you want bra." Ion replied pulling his guitar off his back and strumming a few notes.

"I don't need any of your stoned freeloading hippie music." Barbara growled turning away angrily.

"Bra, just chill and remove that pole from your butt." Ion stated making Kylee and Tania giggle.

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU LAZY JERK?!" Barbara yelling in pure rage making Ion back away in fear.

"Didn't mean anything offensive bra." Ion replied.

"IT'S BARBARA NOT BRA! BRA IS WHAT WOMEN WEAR YOU UNEDUCATED DUMB***! NOW GET THAT TREASURE CHEST BEFORE YOUR GUITAR BECOMES A PERMANENT PART OF YOUR HEAD!" Barbara screamed scaring the living daylights out of Ion.

"Right away!" Ion saluted in fear dashing towards the swamp and coming to a halt leaving Barbara panting in rage.

"That was frightening." Sensan commented.

"Indeed." Kylee nodded before she heard a splash and turned to see Ion wading out into the water. However something was amiss as a rank smell began floating through the air making Ion freeze.

"Please tell me those aren't..." Wilbur started before covering his nose and gagging.

Ion bent down and picked something out of the swamp, it was an oyster about the size of his palm and moment he removed it from the water the small increased ten fold.

"THROW IT BACK!" Kylee ordered as Wilbur fell over unconscious and Ion threw the oyster back before wading back to shore.

"Well this just complicates things." Tania commented, "Why don't we just cross with that bridge of stones?"

Everyone who hadn't passed out turned their heads to see a bridge of rocks leading to the island Larry inhabited.

"We could pull the chest over the water and then cut it down!" Kylee exclaimed.

"Seem like a good idea." Sensan nodded, "Let's hurry with this operation!"


Confessional


Barbara: Ion, I know what kind of person you are, you'll be writing music and smoking crack by the time your twenty and doing who knows what number of unholy things if you win this game.

Ion: Barbara can be scary, that's why I want her gone, she's not really helpful either.

Sensan: Our team has sights on victory but if we are to lose it will only make us stronger and more determined to win.


Team Juggernaut


Joe smiled as he landed with both feet on the ground.

"This challenge sucks." Joe commented with a sigh.

"LOOK OUT BELOW!" Someone yelled from above.

"Huh?" Joe asked out loud before the treasures chest landed on him with full force knocking him to the ground. Seconds later Ace landed on the chest.

"Good job breaking the treasure chest's fall with your body Joe. Joe?" Ace asked peering at the boy who was still flattened.

"I fricking hate this day." joe grumbled with his face in the dirt.

"Well let's head back to camp with this baby and maybe we can score us that awesome cabin!" Ace smiled as Lydia dropped down next to her and dusted herself off.

"Hi Joe!" Lydia exclaimed before being distracted by light reflecting off Ace's goggles.

"Five point landing!" Raelynn exclaimed as she landed and promptly fell over flat on her face.

"You forgot about momentum there." Ace cringed.

Somehow Raelynn had fallen asleep and no answer was given.

"She's going to be drawn on by so many people." Ace sighed lightly tapping her shoulder.

"Is it time to go back to camp yet?" Raelynn asked with a yawn.

"No, but this isn't exactly the best place to sleep." Ace replied.

"I guess." Raelynn mumbled turning on her back so the sun would keep her awake.

Not long after Donald and Lawrence made it to the ground with Serena in tow everyone stared at the chest with glee.

"I wonder what's in it." Serena grinned, "Maybe we can go shopping with it."

"Is that all you think about?" Joe asked as he pulled himself from under the chest.

"Okay team, let's trek this thing back to camp before any other teams get there." Lydia exclaimed as the three boys and Ace lifted the chest up.

"What direction is camp again?" Serena asked making the entire team catch their breath.


Confessional


Donald: Yeah we kind of screwed up in that department. (He sighs in defeat)

Raelynn: I can see why I wasn't one to carry the chest, I'm better at finding my way than carrying things... Plus I could fall asleep.

Serena: Oh I love the smell of leather when you're in a mall, it just calls to me, All this hype about treasure is making me excited!


Team Bush


The entire team was walking back along the beach with the chest in their arms, the only two not helping were Jarvis and Veegie who were walking ahead with their feet in the surf, well Veegie was on all fours so it was his hands and feet.

"Why isn't Jarvis helping?" Ariel asked in annoyance as she glared at the boy.

"When has he helped us at all?" Duke asked bluntly.

"That's true he is quite lazy." Ariel nodded.

"Maybe we just have to show him some team spirit!" Jay exclaimed happily.

"I never thought I'd say someone is too happy but you're proving me wrong." Ariel muttered.

"What's not to be happy about?!" Jay exclaimed.

"She's right you know." Conner nodded, "We could be winning due to how fast we accomplished that task."

"I kind of wish we didn't have to do that." Katharine grumbled drawing everyone else's attention to her.

"I don't see why you wear makeup." Jay stated.

"Is it that bad? I know it all washed off but make sure the cameras don't see me!" Katharine exclaimed.

"No, you look fine without it." Jay replied shifting her hands so they were more comfortable.

"No I don't, without this I'm less of a person, I'm incomplete." Katharine exclaimed.

"Trust me you look fine." Jay replied with an upbeat attitude, "We'll be at camp soon and then you can relieve your makeup deprivation and stop being negative because negativity is bad for everyone!"

"So is optimism." Ariel muttered.

"What are you all upset about?" Duke asked Ariel.

"Oh nothing, just starting to realize I'll have twenty two more days like this before I get to go home." Ariel replied.

"Or less." Conner commented.

"Are you saying I'm going to lose?" Ariel asked making Conner laugh nervously.

"HEY GUYS!" jay yelled suddenly, "Arent those our tracks from earlier!"

The group gazed down and grew all giddy.

"TEAM BUSH IS GOING TO WIN!" The team cheered before quickening their pace.


Confessional


Jay: YEAH! WE'RE GOING TO WIN!

Ariel: I always knew I was a winner deep down, even if I ended up with a child at age sixteen.

Conner: You can't win without a good leader can you? And if we're going the wrong way I can just blame Jay for it.


Camp


Chris sat in front of a TV screen that showcased all three teams with a huge grin.

"Well things are just starting to heat up! Is Team Bush headed the right way? Will Team Juggernaut get lost? And will The Warshippers ever get their teammate, I mean chest down?" Chris asked with a smile, "Will no more dangerous stunts happen? I seriously doubt it, The drama, Betrayal, and all around competition is just getting started so go to the bathroom and tune in right after the break!"


The Warshippers (8): Kylee, Sensan, Wilbur, Luiza, Ion, Tania, Holly, Barbara

Team Juggernaut (8): Donald, Lawrence, Ace, Afro Joe, Serena, Lydia, Raelynn, Winston

Team Bush (8): Conner, Duke, Ariel, Jay, Katharine, George, Jarvis, Veegie

Camp Staff: Chris (Host), Chef (Cook/Cohost), Jesslyn (Production Editor), Wallace (Equipment), Rajesh (Medical), Jeff (Cameraman), and Steven (Everyman).


Lawrence: The Sir

Afro Joe: The Hair obsessed moron

Jay: The Sock collector

Sensan: The Pacifist

Serena: The Shopaholic

Jarvis: The Crazy Homeless guy

Duke: The Cocky Hockey Player

Luiza: The Voodoo Magician

Winston: The Over the top Heterophobe

Wilbur: The Security Guard

Raelynn: The Insomniac

Ariel: The Teen Mom

Kylee: The Beekeeper

Lydia: The easily distracted one

Katharine: The Barbie Doll

Tania: The Drama Queen

George: The Ugly one

Conner: Mr. Perfect

Ace: The Pilot

Barbara: Over the top Catholic

Donald: The Judge

Holly: The Child Star

Veegie: The Wild Kid

Ion: The Rock Star


I Decided to make this a three parter due to just how much content and creativity I was shoving into this chapter, plus I wanted to let you guys know I was going to update at some point. Oh my god the ideas for next chapter are just killing me! But here it is, Over 10,000 words like I promised and it took a lot of planning and last minute changes to make it this good. I like how some characters are prominent while others are in the background like how a real reality TV show works.

In reality most of these characters are a lot of fun to work with, unlike last season I actually have content and it's really hard to tell who's going first (For the most part at least. The fact that I didn't include Winston, Holly, or George will play a key role in the next chapter as well as the fact that they stood out with their intros and didn't need much screen time to develop personalities. However my favorite character to write for has to be Barbara, my god can I squeeze a lot of Hypocritical nonsense out of the more crazy aspects of religion bloated to extremes. But if I were a reader I'd definitely cheer on Jay because she's so freaking likable. But who knows what will happen in the next few chapters because everyone should be developed enough by chapter five forn you guys to be able to pick a side. But right now do you guys have any favorites?


Question Of The Chapter: Which character is your favorite so far and why (Note that this is not legally binding and that you can change your mind at any time.)


Next Time: One team loses, everyone picks cabins, fabulous rewards are handed out, and someone takes a ride on the boat of losers to loserville population about to be One.