I apologise for all my spelling mistakes in advance!! I still don't own Naruto...tear tear...
Hello and welcome to another exciting installment of Naruto Survivor!! (Silence)...I said...Naruto Survivor!! (More silence)...NAE!! Play the damn theme song!! Nae: Ooops!! Never mind!! just roll the tape!!
At the Yellow Base
Naruto: WOOT!! I AM SO READY FOR THIS I AM GONNA KICK ASS AND BECOME THE KING OF ENGLAND!! BELIEVE IT!!
Neji: Dude, the king of England??
Naruto: Yeah
Kiba: I thought you wanted to be the Hokage dude?
Naruto: Yeah well..that too!
Neji and Kiba: O.O
Sasuke: So Itachi..
Itachi: Uhm hi?
Sasuke: Where are my oreos?
Itachi: Shifty eyes I have no idea what your talking about
Sasuke: I think you do
Itachi: Yeah well I know that I don't
Sasuke: Reaches into Itachi's pocket and pulls out a packet of oreos Well then whats this??
Itachi: Shifty eyes Thats erm not uh mine
Sasuke: 5...4...3...2...
Itachi: Oh frozen fishsticks!
Sasuke: 1!
Itachi: ARGH!! Runs all the way to the blue base and hides behind Deidara
Sasuke: Muahahahahahhahaha
Sakura: Well Gaara you reapplied your eyeliner I see
Gaara: Hey shut up
Sakura: Thats mean!!
Gaara: I don't care!! GAWD!!
Sakura: O.o
Gaara: ehehehe
At the Blue Base
Deidara: Aw man, used as a shield again?
Itachi: Mummy!!
Deidara: I aint your mummy!!
Itachi: HELP ME!!
Deidara: Ew no get away from me man! TOBI KNOCK HIM OUT!!
Tobi: Yes sir!! Hits itachi with the metal base ball bat UP, UP AND AWAY!!
Itachi: Groans
Deidara: Oh no quick he's waking up what do we do?!
Kisame: Draw on his face..
Shino: Put bugs in his underwear..
Choji: Munch munch
Tenten: Let me cut his hair pwease? Evil grin
Everyone else: O.O
Tenten: Aw you guys are no fun!!
Itachi: Groans
Deidara: I say we take him to the Savages!!
Tobi: Oh pick me!! I know!! PICK ME!!
Deidara: Yes what is it Tobi??
Tobi: I'll do it Grabs Itachi's ankle and drags him away through the trees
Deidara: Blink blink I think Tobi finally got revenge on Itachi for all the Halloween mask jokes
Zetsu: Yeah..they're really corny
Tenten: Really?? Tell us one
Deidara: NO!! IT'S A CRIME TO REPEAT THEM!!
Shino: Wow..
Choji: Munch
Tobi: Far off yelling UP,UP AND AWAY!! WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN TONIGHT CHICKEN TONIGHT YEAH!!
At the Fluro Green Base
Sasori: Aw man I got the loser group..
Hinata: W-we-ll I-
Sasori: I'm finished!! It's all over I'm gonna lose!!
Hinata: S-s-sas-ori I-
Sasori: We're DOOMED!!
Hinata: S-sa-
Sasori: DOOMED I SAY DOOMED!!
Hinata: FOR THE LOVE OF CHEDDAR CHEESE SHUT UP!!
Sasori: OO
Hinata: THANK YOU!! As I was saying I think we can do it! Right Ino?
Silence
Hinata: Ino?
Ino: Go fish
Hinata: Wha?
Ino: Do you have a four? Continues playing card game with a frog
Hinata: I said right Ino?!
Ino: Huh oh yeah sure Hinata, WAIT WHAT HOW DID YOU BEAT ME AGAIN!!
Frog: Ribbit
Ino: I hate you!!
Lee: YOUTHY YOUTH YOUTHFULNESS OF THE YOUTHY YOUTH OF THE YOUTHFULL TOMORROW!!
Shikamaru: Snore
Kankuro: Yo Temari I'm telling ya there's something wrong with Racoon boy
Temari: He's just having a midlife crisis! Besides I like him better this way
Gaara: Far off yelling SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS!!
Kankuro: Oh man
Temari: AWWW!!
Kankuro: Thats just so not cool!!
Temari: Your just jealous cos' fans like him better and he gets more lines than you!!
Gaara: Yeah!!
Temari: See?! Wait! Who what when why where how!!
Gaara: Blink blink Nice to see you too Temari, Well Cheerio!! Skips away
Kankuro: SEE!! He's a PANSY!! My reputation is RUINED!! SOMEONE KILL ME NOW!!
Tobi pops up out of nowhere
Tobi: Hits Kankuro on the head with a baseball bat That can be arranged
Temari: No!! Go on scram!! Chases Tobi away with a random broom
Tobi: Fine!! Leaves
MEGA PHONE SPEAKER THINGO: Hello peoples, this is Caity! I want all of you to meet at the beach where you first landed!! We have a surprise for you!! Thank you and have a safe day!!
At the Random Beach
Caity: You may be wondering why your here and what your surprise is well.. Nae bring it out!!
Nae: Huff..this thing is sooo heavy why did I have to carry it!! Drags a giant box behind her
Caity: Thats payback for leaving me with the savages!!
Nae: Hehehehe..classic!
Caity: Anyway! I now present the red team!! Opens the box and Kakashi, Kurenai, Gai, Asuma, Anko, Karin and Sai fall out.
Nae: Geez you people need Jenny Craig!
Kakashi: Hey!!
Gai: What?
Kakashi: Someone stole my wallet!!
Caity: Ehehehe here Hands him back his wallet
Kakashi: You theiferer!!
Caity: HEY!! I'll evict you before we even begin alright!!
Kakashi: Sowwy
Nae: Ok moving on!! Your task today is a scavenger hunt!! Here are your lists Hands them all their lists
Caity: On your marks, Get set...CHEESE!! I mean uh GO!!
Everyone takes off running in different directions.
With the Red Team
Kakashi: Ok first on the list is..a microwave??
Gai: Yosh how youthfull!!
Kakashi: Yeah..coughGAYcough!!
Gai: What was that Kakashi?
Kakashi: Nothing lets just find this microwave!
Anko: You heard him maggots!!
Karin: Why am I even here??
Sai: Cos' Caity and Nae hate you and want to make you suffer
Karin: Oh ok...WAIT WHAT THE BLEEP!!
Kurenai: Watch your mouth missy!!
Asuma: Kurenai, your not her mother!!
Kurenai: WHAT WAS THAT!! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!! HUH PUNK??
Asuma: N-no S-s-s-s-s-sorry!!
Kurenai: Thats what I thought!!
Anko: OK NOW LETS GO!!
Red team excluding Anko: Sweatdrop
With the Yellow team
Sasuke: You dobe, you got us lost!!
Naruto: Uh uh your the one who didn't want to stop and ask for directions!!
Sasuke: There's no-one to ask!!
Naruto: I could've asked the monkey!! I'm fluent in Monkeyese!!
Sasuke: Blink blink
Naruto: What?? I took a course in summer school, it was that or Shudder...BALLET!!
Sasuke: heh heh I can imagine you in a pink tutu dobe!
Naruto: Shut up shut up shut up!! Tackles him
Sakura: Thats enough! Grabs them both by one ear and seperates them Your both on a time out!!
Sasuke: Folds his arms Hmph!
Naruto: Sticks his tongue out at Sasuke Meh!!
Sasuke: Narrows his eyes
Sakura: You two being childish won't get us anywhere now we have to find..A pair of chopsticks??
Neji: Can we just like find this stuff dude!! My hair is starting to frizz!
Kiba: Totally not excellent!!
Gaara: Sings Lollipop, lollipop, Ooo lolli lolli lolli lollipop!!
Itachi: OW!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING SOMEONE PUT THE DYING DOG OUT OF IT'S MISERY BEFORE I DIE OF BLOOD LOSS!!
Gaara: Grr Glares at Itachi
Itachi: Eeep!!
Kiba: Hey I just noticed something where's the little dude that sits on my head?
Neji: You mean the fluffy white thing right?
Kiba: Yeah..
Neji: Uhm Akamaru?
Kiba: Oh yeah I wonder where Akamaru is?
Outside Kiba's house
Akamaru: Arf arf arf (I know I peed on your shoes but please let me in!)
Silence
Akamaru: Arf arf arf arfity arfy arf! (Hello?? Buttface?? I'm getting hungry here!!)
Silence
Akamaru: Arf arf arfy arfity arfy arfity! ( Fine!! Be that way I want a divorce and I get half of everything!!)
Silence
Akamaru: Arf (Good! Hmph I'm leaving)
Back with the Yellow Team
Neji: Yeah I wonder..
Kiba: Oh well the little dude will be ok
With the Fluro Green Team
Hinata: Hmm well the first thing in our list is..A furby??
Ino: Aww I love those things they're soooo cute!!
Sasori: They're ugly
Ino: Cracks knuckles What did you say?
Sasori: I agree??
Ino: Good!! Grins
Sasori: Mutters Mood swings..
Ino: WHAT?! Attacks him
Five minutes later
Sasori: Groan..ow
Ino: Hmph serves you right
Shikamaru: Woah..I'm glad she wasn't beating me up...troublesome
Temari: STOP IT IF I HEAR TROUBLESOME ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO BARF!!
Shikamaru: Troub-
Temari: Don't.Say.It!!
Shikamaru: -lesome!
Temari: RAWR!!
Kankuro: Holds Temari back Tem calm down we need to concentrate so we can win and I can prove to everyone watching that I'm better than Gaara!!
Temari: I'd say that the second part is impossible but I agree with the first part we need to win!!
Kankuro: Exactly-AYE!!
Temari: Heh heh
Kankuro: Pouts Your mean!!
Temari: Yep get used to it!!
Lee: YOSH!! LET US TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR YOUTH AND WIN!!
Everyone else: OO
With the Blue Team
Tenten: We need to find uhm a blue fish!!
Everyone looks at Kisame
Kisame: What?? Oh uh uh I am not a FISH!! Stop looking at me like THAT!!
Choji: Drool You look like a fish to me a yummy yummy fish!! SUSHI!!
Kisame: Oh man why does this always happen to me..
Flashba-
Deidara: No dude no flashbacks!!
Flash-
Deidara: Kisame!! I said NO!!
Flas-
Deidara: KISAME!!
Kisame: Fine you spoilsport!!
Zetsu: Uhm guys we need to get started now we're really behin-
Tobi: UP,UP AND AWAY!!
Zetsu: Ok Tobi you need a new catch phrase cos' that one's really starting to piss me off!!
Tobi: Okies!! How about POWER TO THE PANCAKES!! I like that one!!
Zetsu: Whatever as long as it's not that other one it's fine by me
Shino: Hey guys did you know that cri-
Tenten: NO MORE USELESS BUG INFO!!
Shino: But it's interesting-
Tenten: Uh uh
Shino: But they-
Tenten: uh uh
Shino: it's just that-
Tenten: UH UH!!
Shino: Fine then lets get going
On the random beach
Caity: So Nae how do you think that they're going?
Nae: I dunno but I think I could beat all of them!!
Caity: Sarcasm Sure you could..
Nae: Thanks for your support Caity!!
Caity: Rolls eyes
Nae: I'll pretend I didn't see that..Ok thats our second episode of Naruto Survivor tune in next time!!
Caity: Yeah review and tell us who should win the scavenger hunt, also tell us who you want to evict!! Votes close..uhm...when do the votes close?
Nae: Votes close on the 27th of october 2008!!
Caity: Yeah what she said THANK YOU FOR READING, WE LOVE YOU ALL GOOD NIGHT!!
Nae: Buh-bye Awesome theme music plays!!
