I apologise for all my spelling mistakes in advance!! I still don't own Naruto...tear tear...

Hello and welcome to another exciting installment of Naruto Survivor!! (Silence)...I said...Naruto Survivor!! (More silence)...NAE!! Play the damn theme song!! Nae: Ooops!! Never mind!! just roll the tape!!

At the Yellow Base

Naruto: WOOT!! I AM SO READY FOR THIS I AM GONNA KICK ASS AND BECOME THE KING OF ENGLAND!! BELIEVE IT!!

Neji: Dude, the king of England??

Naruto: Yeah

Kiba: I thought you wanted to be the Hokage dude?

Naruto: Yeah well..that too!

Neji and Kiba: O.O

Sasuke: So Itachi..

Itachi: Uhm hi?

Sasuke: Where are my oreos?

Itachi: Shifty eyes I have no idea what your talking about

Sasuke: I think you do

Itachi: Yeah well I know that I don't

Sasuke: Reaches into Itachi's pocket and pulls out a packet of oreos Well then whats this??

Itachi: Shifty eyes Thats erm not uh mine

Sasuke: 5...4...3...2...

Itachi: Oh frozen fishsticks!

Sasuke: 1!

Itachi: ARGH!! Runs all the way to the blue base and hides behind Deidara

Sasuke: Muahahahahahhahaha

Sakura: Well Gaara you reapplied your eyeliner I see

Gaara: Hey shut up

Sakura: Thats mean!!

Gaara: I don't care!! GAWD!!

Sakura: O.o

Gaara: ehehehe

At the Blue Base

Deidara: Aw man, used as a shield again?

Itachi: Mummy!!

Deidara: I aint your mummy!!

Itachi: HELP ME!!

Deidara: Ew no get away from me man! TOBI KNOCK HIM OUT!!

Tobi: Yes sir!! Hits itachi with the metal base ball bat UP, UP AND AWAY!!

Itachi: Groans

Deidara: Oh no quick he's waking up what do we do?!

Kisame: Draw on his face..

Shino: Put bugs in his underwear..

Choji: Munch munch

Tenten: Let me cut his hair pwease? Evil grin

Everyone else: O.O

Tenten: Aw you guys are no fun!!

Itachi: Groans

Deidara: I say we take him to the Savages!!

Tobi: Oh pick me!! I know!! PICK ME!!

Deidara: Yes what is it Tobi??

Tobi: I'll do it Grabs Itachi's ankle and drags him away through the trees

Deidara: Blink blink I think Tobi finally got revenge on Itachi for all the Halloween mask jokes

Zetsu: Yeah..they're really corny

Tenten: Really?? Tell us one

Deidara: NO!! IT'S A CRIME TO REPEAT THEM!!

Shino: Wow..

Choji: Munch

Tobi: Far off yelling UP,UP AND AWAY!! WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN TONIGHT CHICKEN TONIGHT YEAH!!

At the Fluro Green Base

Sasori: Aw man I got the loser group..

Hinata: W-we-ll I-

Sasori: I'm finished!! It's all over I'm gonna lose!!

Hinata: S-s-sas-ori I-

Sasori: We're DOOMED!!

Hinata: S-sa-

Sasori: DOOMED I SAY DOOMED!!

Hinata: FOR THE LOVE OF CHEDDAR CHEESE SHUT UP!!

Sasori: OO

Hinata: THANK YOU!! As I was saying I think we can do it! Right Ino?

Silence

Hinata: Ino?

Ino: Go fish

Hinata: Wha?

Ino: Do you have a four? Continues playing card game with a frog

Hinata: I said right Ino?!

Ino: Huh oh yeah sure Hinata, WAIT WHAT HOW DID YOU BEAT ME AGAIN!!

Frog: Ribbit

Ino: I hate you!!

Lee: YOUTHY YOUTH YOUTHFULNESS OF THE YOUTHY YOUTH OF THE YOUTHFULL TOMORROW!!

Shikamaru: Snore

Kankuro: Yo Temari I'm telling ya there's something wrong with Racoon boy

Temari: He's just having a midlife crisis! Besides I like him better this way

Gaara: Far off yelling SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS!!

Kankuro: Oh man

Temari: AWWW!!

Kankuro: Thats just so not cool!!

Temari: Your just jealous cos' fans like him better and he gets more lines than you!!

Gaara: Yeah!!

Temari: See?! Wait! Who what when why where how!!

Gaara: Blink blink Nice to see you too Temari, Well Cheerio!! Skips away

Kankuro: SEE!! He's a PANSY!! My reputation is RUINED!! SOMEONE KILL ME NOW!!

Tobi pops up out of nowhere

Tobi: Hits Kankuro on the head with a baseball bat That can be arranged

Temari: No!! Go on scram!! Chases Tobi away with a random broom

Tobi: Fine!! Leaves

MEGA PHONE SPEAKER THINGO: Hello peoples, this is Caity! I want all of you to meet at the beach where you first landed!! We have a surprise for you!! Thank you and have a safe day!!

At the Random Beach

Caity: You may be wondering why your here and what your surprise is well.. Nae bring it out!!

Nae: Huff..this thing is sooo heavy why did I have to carry it!! Drags a giant box behind her

Caity: Thats payback for leaving me with the savages!!

Nae: Hehehehe..classic!

Caity: Anyway! I now present the red team!! Opens the box and Kakashi, Kurenai, Gai, Asuma, Anko, Karin and Sai fall out.

Nae: Geez you people need Jenny Craig!

Kakashi: Hey!!

Gai: What?

Kakashi: Someone stole my wallet!!

Caity: Ehehehe here Hands him back his wallet

Kakashi: You theiferer!!

Caity: HEY!! I'll evict you before we even begin alright!!

Kakashi: Sowwy

Nae: Ok moving on!! Your task today is a scavenger hunt!! Here are your lists Hands them all their lists

Caity: On your marks, Get set...CHEESE!! I mean uh GO!!

Everyone takes off running in different directions.

With the Red Team

Kakashi: Ok first on the list is..a microwave??

Gai: Yosh how youthfull!!

Kakashi: Yeah..coughGAYcough!!

Gai: What was that Kakashi?

Kakashi: Nothing lets just find this microwave!

Anko: You heard him maggots!!

Karin: Why am I even here??

Sai: Cos' Caity and Nae hate you and want to make you suffer

Karin: Oh ok...WAIT WHAT THE BLEEP!!

Kurenai: Watch your mouth missy!!

Asuma: Kurenai, your not her mother!!

Kurenai: WHAT WAS THAT!! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!! HUH PUNK??

Asuma: N-no S-s-s-s-s-sorry!!

Kurenai: Thats what I thought!!

Anko: OK NOW LETS GO!!

Red team excluding Anko: Sweatdrop

With the Yellow team

Sasuke: You dobe, you got us lost!!

Naruto: Uh uh your the one who didn't want to stop and ask for directions!!

Sasuke: There's no-one to ask!!

Naruto: I could've asked the monkey!! I'm fluent in Monkeyese!!

Sasuke: Blink blink

Naruto: What?? I took a course in summer school, it was that or Shudder...BALLET!!

Sasuke: heh heh I can imagine you in a pink tutu dobe!

Naruto: Shut up shut up shut up!! Tackles him

Sakura: Thats enough! Grabs them both by one ear and seperates them Your both on a time out!!

Sasuke: Folds his arms Hmph!

Naruto: Sticks his tongue out at Sasuke Meh!!

Sasuke: Narrows his eyes

Sakura: You two being childish won't get us anywhere now we have to find..A pair of chopsticks??

Neji: Can we just like find this stuff dude!! My hair is starting to frizz!

Kiba: Totally not excellent!!

Gaara: Sings Lollipop, lollipop, Ooo lolli lolli lolli lollipop!!

Itachi: OW!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING SOMEONE PUT THE DYING DOG OUT OF IT'S MISERY BEFORE I DIE OF BLOOD LOSS!!

Gaara: Grr Glares at Itachi

Itachi: Eeep!!

Kiba: Hey I just noticed something where's the little dude that sits on my head?

Neji: You mean the fluffy white thing right?

Kiba: Yeah..

Neji: Uhm Akamaru?

Kiba: Oh yeah I wonder where Akamaru is?

Outside Kiba's house

Akamaru: Arf arf arf (I know I peed on your shoes but please let me in!)

Silence

Akamaru: Arf arf arf arfity arfy arf! (Hello?? Buttface?? I'm getting hungry here!!)

Silence

Akamaru: Arf arf arfy arfity arfy arfity! ( Fine!! Be that way I want a divorce and I get half of everything!!)

Silence

Akamaru: Arf (Good! Hmph I'm leaving)

Back with the Yellow Team

Neji: Yeah I wonder..

Kiba: Oh well the little dude will be ok

With the Fluro Green Team

Hinata: Hmm well the first thing in our list is..A furby??

Ino: Aww I love those things they're soooo cute!!

Sasori: They're ugly

Ino: Cracks knuckles What did you say?

Sasori: I agree??

Ino: Good!! Grins

Sasori: Mutters Mood swings..

Ino: WHAT?! Attacks him

Five minutes later

Sasori: Groan..ow

Ino: Hmph serves you right

Shikamaru: Woah..I'm glad she wasn't beating me up...troublesome

Temari: STOP IT IF I HEAR TROUBLESOME ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO BARF!!

Shikamaru: Troub-

Temari: Don't.Say.It!!

Shikamaru: -lesome!

Temari: RAWR!!

Kankuro: Holds Temari back Tem calm down we need to concentrate so we can win and I can prove to everyone watching that I'm better than Gaara!!

Temari: I'd say that the second part is impossible but I agree with the first part we need to win!!

Kankuro: Exactly-AYE!!

Temari: Heh heh

Kankuro: Pouts Your mean!!

Temari: Yep get used to it!!

Lee: YOSH!! LET US TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR YOUTH AND WIN!!

Everyone else: OO

With the Blue Team

Tenten: We need to find uhm a blue fish!!

Everyone looks at Kisame

Kisame: What?? Oh uh uh I am not a FISH!! Stop looking at me like THAT!!

Choji: Drool You look like a fish to me a yummy yummy fish!! SUSHI!!

Kisame: Oh man why does this always happen to me..

Flashba-

Deidara: No dude no flashbacks!!

Flash-

Deidara: Kisame!! I said NO!!

Flas-

Deidara: KISAME!!

Kisame: Fine you spoilsport!!

Zetsu: Uhm guys we need to get started now we're really behin-

Tobi: UP,UP AND AWAY!!

Zetsu: Ok Tobi you need a new catch phrase cos' that one's really starting to piss me off!!

Tobi: Okies!! How about POWER TO THE PANCAKES!! I like that one!!

Zetsu: Whatever as long as it's not that other one it's fine by me

Shino: Hey guys did you know that cri-

Tenten: NO MORE USELESS BUG INFO!!

Shino: But it's interesting-

Tenten: Uh uh

Shino: But they-

Tenten: uh uh

Shino: it's just that-

Tenten: UH UH!!

Shino: Fine then lets get going

On the random beach

Caity: So Nae how do you think that they're going?

Nae: I dunno but I think I could beat all of them!!

Caity: Sarcasm Sure you could..

Nae: Thanks for your support Caity!!

Caity: Rolls eyes

Nae: I'll pretend I didn't see that..Ok thats our second episode of Naruto Survivor tune in next time!!

Caity: Yeah review and tell us who should win the scavenger hunt, also tell us who you want to evict!! Votes close..uhm...when do the votes close?

Nae: Votes close on the 27th of october 2008!!

Caity: Yeah what she said THANK YOU FOR READING, WE LOVE YOU ALL GOOD NIGHT!!

Nae: Buh-bye Awesome theme music plays!!