Instant Messaging - Giving Advice
Kitty asks Rogue for relationship advice via instant messaging. What happens when Bobby, Scott and Kurt try to join their conversation?
*DISCLAIMER* I do not own any of the characters or the show!
ElfMan: Kurt
Kittycat123: Kitty
Icecube2: Bobby
DontTouchMe: Rouge
Shades49: Scott
Kittycat123: Rogue! Go online, I need to talk to you!
DontTouchMe is now online
DontTouchMe: What do you want?
Kittycat123: Idk what to do!
DontTouchMe: What's wrong?
Kittycat123: Lance hasn't talked to me, and it's been three days! I didn't tell you this, but when he decided to leave the Institute to go back to the Brotherhood, I might have given him a kiss…
DontTouchMe: YOU KISSED HIM?!
Kittycat123: It was just a peck on the cheek. That hardly counts!
DontTouchMe: It was still a kiss, so I think it does count ;) Btw, why are you messaging me when I'm right next door?
Kittycat123: This is top-secret information, and you know that Kurt is such an eavesdropper
DontTouchMe: Right, not to mention a huge gossip. So no one knows about it?
Kittycat123: Well, not exactly... Scott was there, so was the Prof, and Logan
DontTouchMe: That's not exactly top-secret. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire Institute knows by now.
Kittycat123: Can we just get back to what's important? He hasn't talked to me in three whole days!
DontTouchMe: Oh no! It's the end of the world!
Kittycat123: I'm serious, Rogue
DontTouchMe: Okay, well here's a crazy idea, why don't you talk to him…?
Kittycat123: Because I was the one who kissed him, and since he's not calling, that just tells me it was a wrong move. I'll probably just embarrass myself more by calling him! Or worse, he'll probably think I'm clingy! Tell me what to do Rogue, plleeeeeaaasee!
ElfMan wants to join your conversation.
Kittycat123: OMG, it's Kurt! Please don't accept him into our convo!
DontToucheMe has accepted ElfMan to join your conversation.
ElfMan: Hey girls!
Kittycat123: Rogue! :(
DontTouchMe: Well you need some guy advice, and Kurt's a guy
Kittycat123: Hardly
ElfMan: Ouch :(
DontTouchMe: Kurt, read the convo me and Kitty had before you joined so you know what going on
ElfMan: Okay sis
DontTouchMe: Stop calling me that!
Kittycat123: Well he is, in a way, your brother.
DontTouchMe: Whatever
Shades49 wants to join your conversation.
Kittycat123: It's Scott, should we accept?
DontTouchMe: Why not?
Kittycat123 has added Shades49 to you conversation.
Kittycat123: Hey Scott!
DontTouchMe: Hi
Shades49: Hey guys, I just wanted to schedule a last minute training session later in the after-
DontTouchMe has removed Shades49 from the conversation.
Kittycat123: Riiight, now I remember why we never let him join our convos. Nice move Rogue :)
DontTouchMe: What are friends for?
Kittycat123: LOL! So true.
DontTouchMe: I can't believe he actually thinks we're going through another training session.
Kittycat123: I know, he needs to take that poll outta his you-know-where :p
DontTouchMe: You're lucky he's not reading this. He'd kill you.
Kittycat123: Come on! You know we all think that of him. Scott needs to really loosen up.
DontTouchMe: Agreed :)
Kittycat123: We should prank him!
DontTouchMe: I'm listening..
Kittycat123: We should talk to Bobby. He's totally the prankster of the house, it only makes sense
DonTouchMe: Next time we run into him, we'll figure something out
Kittycat123: Looking forward to it! By the way, how is it going with Remy?
DontTouchMe: What are you talking about?
Kittycat123: You know what I'm talking about ;) It's obvious you like him
DontTouchMe: I DO NOT!
Kittycat123: Don't try to deny it Rogue, I'm your best friend you know can trust me
DontTouchMe: Okay fine, but you can't tell anyone, okay?
ElfMan: YOU LIKE REMY?!
DontTouchMe: KITTY! :(
Kittycat123: Omg, I'm so sorry! I forgot he was part of our convo! Please don't tell anyone Kurt, pleeeeaaaassseeeee!
ElfMan: Why shouldn't I, I'm such a 'HUGE gossip'. Isn't that right sis?
DontTouchMe: I'm sorry I said that about you :( Please don't tell anyone, I'm begging you
ElfMan: Fine, but you owe me
Kittycat123: So Kurt, now that you're caught up, you think you can give me some advice on what to do about this whole Lance situation?
ElfMan: I think Rogue's right I would talk to him if I was you.
DontTouchMe: See, you should really listen to me more
Kittycat123: You guys are so lame.
ElfMan: So you'll do it?
Kittycat123: Yea, he's online now. I think I'll message him. See you guys later! Thanks for helping :)
ElfMan: No problem!
DontTouchMe: Anytime
Kittycat123 has left the conversation.
ElfMan: So you have a crush on Remy? As in Gambit?
DontTouchMe: No, a different Remy.
ElfMan: Which one?
DontTouchMe: I was being sarcastic. How many Remys could you possibly know?
ElfMan: Seven
DontTouchMe: Seriously?
ElfMan: Yup
Icecube2 wants to join your conversation.
DontTouchMe: Don't add him! He's gonna read the entire conversation and he'll find out about Remy!
ElfMan: Not to mention Kitty's 'top-secret' information. No worries, I'll take care of it.
ElfMan has accepted Icecube2 to your conversation.
DontTouchMe: KURT!
ElfMan: I'm sorry, I meant to decline! The buttons are right next to each other
DontTouchMe: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Icecube2: Gee, thanks for the warm welcome.
ElfMan: Hey Bobby, sorry about that.
Icecube2: No worries.
DontTouchMe: What's up with your username? Lol, was Icecube already taken?
Icecube2: Unfortunately
ElfMan: So, what are you up to?
Icecube2: Hiding from Jubilee.
DontTouchMe: Why?
Icecube2: I put a stink bomb in her room :)
DontTouchMe: Nice
Icecube2: So Rogue, I hear you have a thing for Remy ;)
DontTouchMe: Kurt! This is exactly why I didn't want you to add him. Just please don't tell anyone, okay?
Icecube2: Well, everyone in the Institute already knows. Kurt told everyone a couple of minutes ago. He's such a gossip.
ElfMan: Hey! Don't call me that!
DontTouchMe: YOU'RE DEAD KURT!
DontTouchMe has left the conversation.
Icecube2: Where do you think she went?
ElfMan: I'm not sure. Just a second, there's someone at my door.
Icecube2: That can't be good. Don't open it Kurt, it's probably Rogue!
Icecube2: Kurt?
Icecube2: Hellooooo?
Shades49 wants to join your conversation.
Shades49: Hey Bobby, hey Kurt
Icecube2: It's just me. Kurt's probably knocked out somewhere.
Shades49: Should I be worried?
Icecube2: Nah. So what's up?
Shades49: Well I was just planning to hold an afternoon training session. Do you mind spreading the-
Icecube2 has left the conversation.
Shades49: Bobby?
ElfMan: Hey Scott
Shades49: Kurt? Bobby told me you were unconscious somewhere
ElfMan: No, I teleported away from Rogue in time.
Shades49: That's good
ElfMan: Wait…if you thought I was unconscious, why wouldn't you come a help me?
Shade49: Against Rogue? Are you kidding me?!
ElfMan: True. Anyways, did you read the entire conversation? There's some good blackmailing information here.
Shades49: No I haven't, can you sum it up for me?
ElfMan: You didn't hear it from me, but Kitty's chatting to Lance right now about a kiss, Rogue really likes Remy (as in Gambit), Kitty and Rogue are planning something against you, and Bobby is the one who's leaving stink bombs around the house.
Shades49: WHAT?!
ElfMan: Don't you love instant messaging? :)
Shades49: You know, I think you're more into gossip than the girls here are.
ElfMan: Stop it!
Shades49: I'll talk to all of you during our extra training session this afternoon. Try to tell everyone-
Elfman has left the conversation.
Shades49: Seriously guys?!
Hope you enjoyed this! It's my first fan fic so I would really appreciate some constructive criticism and some advice. Please let me know if you liked it, because I want to write another on what Kitty and Lance were talking about after she left the conversation. And maybe more after that. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed! Btw, if you have some good IM names for Remy, Jean and the Brotherhood, I'd love to hear them! Maybe I'll use them in my next story :)
