Okay, I decided to just do the team finding out together, rather than do a different chapter for every team member.

And Again, I don't own anything related to Marvel except my DVDs.

The next day everyone gathered for breakfast as had become their usual routine since they all moved into the tower. Bruce was cooking this morning, making eggs, biscuits, bacon and sausage while Steve was in charge of making the coffee, both pots. Since everyone drank copious amounts of coffee throughout the day Pepper had 2 restaurant style coffee makers put in for the team and the unspoken rule was whoever took the last cup had to start a new pot.

Tony was sitting with his arm draped over Pepper's chair working on his second cup of coffee. "Where's Legolas?" he asked referencing Clint.

"I have not seen him this morning, Man of Iron." Thor spoke first, around a mouthful of pop tart, his favorite earth food.

"Sir, if I may, Agents Barton and Romanoff are in Agent Barton's room." spoke up Jarvis, Tony's AI who ran the house and his Iron Man suits.

"I didn't know Natasha was back, she must have come in late last night." Spoke up Steve

"Actually she came home at 2:37 this morning; Agent Barton had me notify him when she returned."

"Oh really," started Tony with a grin, "Jarvis pull up security feed on their hallway starting at 2:37am today."

"Jarvis, ignore Tony. We can't spy on our friends." Pepper stepped in.

"It's not spying if the act has already been committed." He tried to argue.

"I side with Pepper on this one, man." Said Bruce, depositing a plate of sausage on the table.

"Fine, spoilsports." He said grabbing a sausage.

"Are they up yet Jarvis?" asked Steve.

"They are listening to something called Suicide is Painless."

"They're what?" asked Pepper.

"They can't seriously be considering…" Bruce trailed off.

"I'm going to go check on them." Steve said getting up. The rest of the team followed him onto the elevator, Bruce coming last after turning the stove off.

Steve started knocking on the door, "Clint, Natasha open up!" he called.

"Move over Cap, I have the override code to get us in, Jarvis." He called.

"Accessed granted." Came the disembodied British accented voice.

As the team barged in, a pillow came flying through the dark to hit Tony in the chest.

"Get out." Said Clint, not even rolling over to look at them.

"Go away." Natasha said at the same time.

"We thought…"Steve started, "We thought something was wrong, I'm sorry."

"Yes, they thought something was wrong, so I followed to see if I could be of some assistance. I'm not sure what they thought had happened." Thor spoke up.

Clint finally rolled over and Natasha sat up next to him. "Start at the beginning." She said.

"While waiting for Clint to come to breakfast, we asked Jarvis about his whereabouts. Jarvis told us that you had come in early this morning and when Steve asked if you two were up yet, he told us you were listening to something called Suicide is Painless." Pepper said stepping to the front of the group to give the bullet points.

"Since we didn't know what that was, we had to come check on you." Bruce added.

"Yeah, so what is it? Since you two were obviously still sleeping." Tony asked.

"Tony, Suicide is Painless is the name of the theme song from M*A*S*H. We fell asleep while watching it last night. The song plays on a loop, until you stop it."

"Really? Jarvis you couldn't have added that they were watching a movie?" Tony asked.

"At the time they were not watching it, they were listening to music. Although I could have added that they were sleeping." Jarvis said with a hint of sarcasm.

"Thanks Jarvis."

"Why would you want to watch something that looks so primitive compared to the rest of these tvs that your world uses so often? Thor asked staring at the TV.

"Because it is an awesome show." Answered Natasha with a look on her face daring anyone to say otherwise.

"Tony," started Clint, "this has all been real interesting, but I have a question for you."

"Shoot Legolas." He said with a smirk.

"How the hell did you get in here?"

Knowing that the two master assassins valued their privacy, he started, "Well, that's a funny story."

"Except it's not," Broke in Bruce.

"Man of Iron used what he called the override code to grant us entry into your room." finished Thor.

Seeing Natasha starting to reach into the night stand Tony started talking fast. "It's just a master code, built into the system so that I can get into any room during an emergency. I've never needed to use it until today. We thought you were in trouble, please don't kill me." He said, finishing his speech in a slightly higher octave.

"Oh I'm not going to kill you Tony," Natasha said while twirling a knife between her fingers. "You're going to bring us breakfast in bed, since you so rudely interrupted my sleep."

"Sounds like a fair repayment." Pepper said, "Let's go guys."

"Oh and Tony, we're going to start watching MASH from the beginning on our next movie night." Clint spoke up.

"Oh fine." Grumbled Tony as Pepper led him out the door with the rest of the group following.

"I look forward to watching this MASH show, for if friend Natasha thinks it is worthy it must truly be a wonderful thing." Thor said.

Surprisingly it was Steve that spoke up, "It is a good show Thor."

That was the last thing Clint and Natasha heard before the door closed behind Bruce leaving them alone again.

"Thanks for last night Clint, I needed that."

"Anytime Nat, I love you." He said watching her lower her face to his.

"I love you too." She barely whispered as she closed the gap between them with a kiss.