Hello! Time for another update to this story - and to fans of Unlucky 13, do not worry, an update is coming this weekend. Thanks to the SEVEN reviewers on this update - I believe that is a record for any chapter of any of my stories, so I'm very happy!

PaloozaChu: I couldn't really have a Wayne/Natsumi fic without any Wayne/Natsumi fangirls. And then two of them died, although most of them will die anyway. Sorry :(

Soliddude1175: You're very welcome. You won't give anything away, and I think that's the least of everyone's worries now. I'm guessing you want Mike to stay alive :P

Matt1251: Somebody had to die first - and Toadette always makes it far in these sort of things, so she had to go. I try to keep things unexpected, and Toad may or may not die.

Nicole Peach: All of the active Koror people are there - minus Brandon who was almost in the fic but I didn't want too many characters. I'm glad you wouldn't tell ;)

Flashfire912: They will both go insane, as you will find out this chapter.

TheJoker21: Haha, thanks. Phoenix may or may not survive.

AdmiralBobbery: Yes, you are. But will you eventually be murdered?

Hope you enjoy this chapter!

. . .

Alive: Wayne, Natsumi, Caleb, Nicole, Sunny, Phoenix, Alaya, Mike, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Koopa, Rosalina, Toad, Toadsworth, Bobbery

Dead: Birdo, Toadette

. . .

"What were those two screams?" Sunny asked.

"I don't know - but I do know that Birdo, Bobbery and Toadette are in there. I hope they're ok..." Peach said worriedly.

"Well why don't we find out?" Koopa yelled, worried about his friends.

"It's a bit of a scary thing to do. If somebody is there and they're in trouble, we could be putting ourselves in danger. I think we should get out of here." Rosalina recommended.

"I agree with Rosalina, I'm leaving. Luigi, the dinner was great, but I'm too creeped out to stay." Alaya sighed.

"Who else is coming?" Rosalina asked.

"I will." Mario raised his hand, "I don't wanna die in here."

"Oh for goodness sake, you're all a bunch of pansies!" Toadsworth shouted.

"...We're still leaving." Alaya muttered, "Bye guys."

"Bye, see ya soon." Luigi waved them off.

"Yeah, bye guys!" Daisy shouted. As Rosalina, Alaya and Mario touched the door, it fell towards the floor, crushing all three of them - they were all dead.

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole screamed.

"Did... they just die... in front of us?" Wayne asked.

"No, they went for a little holiday!" Toad rolled his eyes.

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole screamed.

"I-I can't believe this!" Natsumi screamed.

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole screamed.

"How the hell did that happen?" Mike asked.

"I don't know... maybe the two insane hosts of Survivor: Karmel Isles decided to murder everyone?" Bobbery suggested, walking into the room holding Birdo and Toadette's heads.

"EWWW GROSS!" Yoshi squirmed.

"I can't believe those people just died... in front of us..." Phoenix said, ignoring Bobbery.

"Wait, you killed Birdo and Toadette?" Peach asked, "OMG PLOT TWIST!"

"Erm... not really." Toad shrugged.

"SHUT UP AND BE SAD THAT TOADETTE'S DEAD!" Koopa slapped Toad across the face.

"Dude, too far." Caleb shook his head in disapproval.

"Well, since Toadsworth and I have killed five people already, we may as well tell you what's going on." Bobbery smiled.

"No, let's drink tea." Natsumi smiled.

"Uh... no thanks," Toadsworth muttered, "Anyway, in Survivor: Karmel Isles, Bobbery and I were discussing how much we HATE the Mario characters. And then the Koror guys destroyed the challenge arenas fighting each other for no reason, so we decided to kill you all! Then, when Luigi invited everybody to his mansion for some terrible food, it was the perfect chance to do it."

"You do realise we can just call the police, right?" Mike said.

"Uh, no you can't." Bobbery laughed, "This mansion has no signal, remember?"

Everybody looked at Luigi, "DAMMIT LUIGI!"

"What?" Luigi asked.

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole screamed.

"No. It's gone." Wayne sighed.

"Okay..." Nicole sighed.

"Well, isn't this such a HAPPY DAY!" Sunny cheered.

"SHUT UP!" Bobbery shot Sunny in the face. Sunny fell to the floor, dead immediately.

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole screamed.

"No. Thou shalt not blaspheme." Koopa adjusted his non-existant glasses.

"Well, what are you gonna do now?" Peach asked.

"We are going to give you five minutes to hide as well as you can, and if you try to leave, there are various traps to stop you. Like that conventiently placed sword in a bedroom window. I wouldn't go in Bedroom 13, if I were you." Bobbery laughed.

"What if you find us?" Caleb asked.

"We will kill you, obviously." Toadsworth rolled his eyes.

"You wouldn't." Luigi gritted his teeth.

"Oh, we would. Just watch." Bobbery smiled, taking out a katana from nowhere and slicing Yoshi in half.

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole screamed.

"AND YOU CAN SHUT UP TOO!" Toadsworth yelled, throwing a sword at Nicole. Life went in slow motion as Caleb dove in front of Nicole, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The sword hit Caleb in the face, killing him.

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole screamed.

"Oh well." Daisy shrugged, "He died a hero."

"Indeed he did. Now you better run for your lives." Toadsworth smirked, and everybody ran off in various directions.

. . .

Nicole, Phoenix and Mike immediately ran for the bathroom and locked the door.

"I can't believe this is happening!" Phoenix cried.

"Well, it's happening. I can't even imagine what everybody's going through right now." Nicole sighed.

"We need to stay strong. They won't open the door if it's locked. Unless, heh, they have an axe to burst through the door in true horror movie fashion." Mike laughed, before an axe burst through the door, "OH FOR GOD SAKE!"

Bobbery burst through the door, "HERE'S BOBBERY!"

"DON'T KILL ME, KILL PHOENIX!" Nicole picked up Phoenix and threw him at Bobbery. Bobbery grinned and chopped Phoenix up into many pieces in front of Mike and Nicole - who watched on in horror. However, Bobbery was too concentrated on chopping up Phoenix that it gave them both a chance to run away, which they did.

. . .

Meanwhile, Luigi, Toad, Daisy and Peach sat in a bedroom, planning to escape.

"So, we could jump out of a window and take our chances?" Luigi suggested.

"Nope, it's too risky." Peach sighed, "We need to go somewhere to fight back."

"There are weapons in the kitchen, right?" Toad asked.

"Of course, like butcher's knives and stuff." Luigi muttered.

"We can get some of those then!" Daisy cheered.

"WE'RE SAVED!" Peach cheered, before doing a little dance and falling out of the window.

"Oh for god sake!" Toad screamed.

. . .

Meanwhile (again), Wayne and Natsumi were in a small cupboard with a boiler.

"I can't believe we're being murdered." Natsumi gasped.

"Me neither... this is making me SO ANGRY!" Wayne yelled.

Natsumi's jaw dropped as she realised what could happen, she let out a quick smile before hugging Wayne.

Wayne smiled, returning the hug, "Thanks!"

Natsumi sighed with relief, "No problem, Wayne-chan!"

. . .

Finally, Koopa was walking around the corridor, no idea what to do.

"WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO!" Koopa yelled.

"Koopa?" he heard a voice call.

"N-Nicole?" Koopa asked.

"Nope!" Toadsworth cackled as he jumped out from a bedroom. He pulled out a chainsaw and, before Koopa had any time to react, sliced the poor koopa in half, intestines falling out. Koopa had no time to even wail in pain, as by the time Toadsworth was done, he was just a pile of blood and guts on the floor.

. . .

Alive: Wayne, Natsumi, Nicole, Mike, Luigi, Daisy, Toad, Toadsworth, Bobbery

Dead: Birdo, Toadette, Alaya, Mario, Rosalina, Sunny, Caleb, Yoshi, Phoenix, Peach, Koopa

. . .

So... nine people died in that chapter - some in very violent ways, others in very random ways. Wayne may turn into Bow-Wayne at any minute, especially if Natsumi isn't there to stop him. Toad, Daisy and Luigi have a plan to get weapons, Nicole and Mike are on the run, and Toadsworth and Bobbery are killing by the minute. I hope you enjoyed that chapter, and sorry to Hawkholly, ClueKid, Flashfire912 and TheJoker21, but your characters had to die this chapter. Hope you enjoyed it anyway, and please don't stop reading because your character has died, because you never know what might happen!