Finally! I am able to write this after a long time (because of STUPID exams, and I still have them -_-)! Ladies and gentlemen, I present you "drunk - Blaster Blade version"!
So without further ado, let's move on to the story!
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"Uwahaha- This world is full of pink! I love pink!" A drunken Blaster Blade exclaimed cheerfully while Blaster Dark sipped his drink peacefully - pretending to not know the idiot.
Uwa! There's a pink doggie! Me wants that! Dark- Chan, gimme that!"
The Shadow Paladin sighed and massaged his temples. "First of all, don't DARE call me Dark – Chan, and secondly that's not a dog, it's a bottle of vodka – HEY!"
Blaster blade snatched it from his hand just about when dark was about to pour himself another glass.
"I am going to show you a magic twick! Right now the bottle is upright -"Blade said while holding the bottle over Dark's head.
"And then?"
"And now it's upside down!" he said while inverting the bottle...
"WAIT IS IT CLOSED-"
SPLOOOSH!
Unfortunately he was caught off guard, and Blade had splashed the vodka on him making him wet and stink in alcohol. Blaster Dark calmed himself down while wiping his hair, reminding himself that his brother is currently drunk...
But on the inside, he wanted to...
Hit him between his legs...
With a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB S... (A/n – Hey that rhymed XD)
"Eew! Darky is stinky! He never takes a bath!" Blade cried while pinching his nose. "Darky stinks like a toilet!"
Blaster dark hissed in anger trying to calm down again, but neither I nor he knows for how long he can hold his anger.
"Look, Toilet-Chan! This thing is so cute!" Blade said while holding Doranbau(A/n: He was there with them at that time) in his hands.
"Blade-sama, I'm a high beast..."
"I wonder if it's edible..."
"...?! Help!"
Doranbau struggled and freed himself from Blade and jumped over to Blaster Dark's face, scratched it and ran under his bed.
"Ow my face!" Dark shrieked in pain. Doranbau had left scratches all over his face and they hurt like hell. He heaved an irritated sigh and panted heavily while still trying to hold his anger. But suddenly-
He felt somebody's lips touch his...
And a certain knight too...
HELL NO
"Tehe." Blade giggled. Drunk Blade is definitely a freak.
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Anger tick mark
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Anger rising to 50%...60%...80%...90%...99.999999999999%...100%!
SUPER SUPER KILLER AURA!
Blaster Dark connected his fist to his head and knocked him out of his room. (A/n: Is that even possible?)And boy, that punch was hard; the door smashed into pieces.
"A-are you going to leave him there?" Doranbau squeaked while peeking from under the bed.
"Just leave him and let him freeze to death, let him rot in hell...KILL HIM IN MOST SADISTIC WAY POSSIBLE!" He mumbled angrily and slammed the door.
"Lemme just die!" Blaster Blade cried. He was tied to a chair in the same way as he did to Dark before, and they were watching HIS video this time.
"Just kill me NOW!" He REALLY wanted to just die after seeing that. He was sure to have nightmares tonight.
Meanwhile Dark rolled on the floor laughing crazily.
"This is what you get, Blade! Bwahaha!"
Yaoi? I don't know XD It was just for fun! I don't even like Yaoi or Yuri, I just wrote it for fun! SOnt don't take it seriously, 'kay?
I had fun writing this chapter! Hope you enjoyed it!
AND Please leave reviews! :D I'LL need at least 4 reviews to post the next chapter. (You wont understand why.) plus they are fun to read!
