ACCORDING TO ENCARTA DICTIONARY...
FLIRTING IS "behaving in a playful, alluring manner"
A CRUSH IS "the person who is the object of somebody's temporary romantic infatuation"
A KISS IS "to touch somebody or something with lips, either gentle or passionately"
You've got to be kidding me. Dictionaries are soooooo specific and unreal (and, have you ever noticed, you need to look up words to understand words you looked up in the beginning????)
Please-like a dictionary can guide MY romance crisis. Honestly.
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FaIrYtAlE cHiKa
Six.
"Lunch?" Sakura blinked. "You had LUNCH with Gaara no Sabaku? I don't think you're going to need the full two weeks."
"Super Chika, honey, you had your chance," I said smoothly, filing a nail. "Cracking a Gaara no Sabaku is an art. You have to be careful. One day you have them all jelly-filled, the next, they're like diamond. Sakura, trust me, I need two weeks."
Sakura raised an eyebrow. "You're taking this seriously."
I gave her an exasperated look. "Gaara no Sabaku is a GOD. He deserves to be taken seriously."
Ino, who had been oddly silent, threw a pillow at me. "You're crazy."
I grinned, bouncing slightly on the bed. "I know. Thanks for the compliment."
I earned a face full of pillows and a fall off the bed.
"…OW!"
Seven.
Next day. Next mission. Next Gaara mome-OOF.
I landed on the floor of the college, looking up. Oh. Well, there was my Gaara collision moment for the day. Sweet; right on schedule, too.
"Hnn," He said, extending a hand to me and pulling me upwards. Unprepared for this, I stumbled forward and into his chest.
Awwwwwwwwwwkwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus, y'know, there were all the glares of those evil vevil fangirls trying to burn holes through my back.
I stepped back from him, his hand still wrapped around my wrist. And, being the FRICKING STUPID ASS KLUTZ I am, I nearly tripped over my bag.
And, somehow, I found Gaara holding me up over my bag, one arm around my waist, other hand still attached to my wrist, like he was going to kiss me.
Oh. My. Frickin. God.
HOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHE'SSTARINGATMYLIPSISTHISREALLYHAPPENING-
"SIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Ino's voice came shrilling down the hallway, and Gaara and I pulled away from each other immediately.
YES THANK YOU INO-WAIT NO BAD INO DAMMIT! I DIDN'T GET TO KISS MY PRINCE CHARMING!
I picked my bag up off the ground, smiled at Gaara, said "Thanks for not letting me fall," and nearly ran down the hall to get to Ino.
Kami I'm bad at this whole "get a boyfriend" thing.
Eight.
"He was going to kiss her. Y'know, if I hadn't, uh, interrupted them," Ino chattered away incessantly, batting her eyelashes.
"I think you scared him off," I whined, banging my head on my desk in our first period, the oh-so-great Math course. Le groan.
"Then chase after him harder!" said Ino like it was the most obvious thing in the world (it might've been; again, I'm not so great at this boyfriend thing). "For kami's sake, Sia, its not rocket science?"
"To some people," Sakura muttered from my left. Thank kami, someone who was on my side-wait! Technically, she wasn't, because she had a boyfriend.
SHUN SHUN SHUN.
Ino whacked Sakura over the head with a purple-and-white-nail-painted hand. "Ssh, hon. Stop discouraging our Princess Charming."
…Uhm, ok. WTF?
"I think 'Fairytale Chika' fits, more," Sakura growled back.
Uh-oh, bad move Sakura. Ino's eyes sparkled. "OMG! Perfect! Sia's the damsel in distress, and Gaara's her Prince Charming-uh, ow, Sia!" She yelped as I threw an empty VitaminWater bottle at her.
"Ino, DOHL, if you know what's good for you, SHUT IT," I growled. "I am not a damsel in distress-tell her, Sakura."
"She's not a damsel in distress, Ino," Sakura said dutifully.
"Ugh, WHATEVER. You two are hopeless."
I smirked in victory, retrieving my VitaminWater bottle back.
…Hey, I can recycle too, y'know!
Nine.
"What I DON'T think you understand, Syd-" I sighed, blocking out lil' Belle's rambling. Sigh, another Wendsday babysitting my little cousin. Joy to the world, Sia's gonna die of boredom-
But, no, I was wrong. Because, just then, Maybelle's 'Sulphar' radar went off (…no, I do not have a 'Gaara' radar… -shifty eyes- …cough…cough…).
"SULPHIE!" She screamed, latching onto her crush. UHM, OK, SULPHIE?????? IS THE WORLD COMING TO A FRICKING END OR AM I JUST NOT IN THE LOOP!
Ok. Calm down Sia. You can spend another day just pretending like you don't have a bighugeginormokindofcrushslashlove on Gaara no Sabaku! Yup, you'll be totally fine!
…WHO THE HELL WAS I KIDDING. I WAS GOING TO DIE BEFORE THE DAY WAS OVER.
T.T My life sucks.
"Hey, Gaara," I said as Sulphar and Belle did their greeting ritual. "Have a nice day?"
"Hnn," He replied, smirking. "Trip over anymore things?"
Of course he had to bring that up. Its not like any NORMAL human being would do that…cough…cough…
"No, as a matter of fact," I shot back, frowning a bit. "I stayed trip free, thankyouverymuch!"
He smirked. "Reallllly now? From what I've heard, you trip over things regularly."
Damn Temari.
"What are you doing, Sabaku, checking up on me? What are you, a stalker?" I'm smooth…smooth like…a…smooth thing…
…Yeah…
"Maybe…for you. If you want me to be."
OHMYGAWD.
I just realized something.
I'M FLIRTING WITH GAARA no SABAKU!
…I am such a spazz sometimes.
I spazzed. A little bit. Stay cool, Sia, stay cool! As…a…cool thing…
"Hmmm, no thanks Sabaku, I'd prefer to stay stalker-free. It keeps things, y'know, easier?" I flashed him a coy grin, and then turned to Maybelle. "C'mon, May. We gotta get you home."
When we were about sixteen feet away from them, May said, "You so have a crush on him, Syd."
"Shut it, brat."
Ten.
"OHMYGAWD! YOU FLIRTED! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" Ino squished me to her chest.
Middle Uchiha Sia is dying here. She leaves all of her possessions to one Gaara no Sabaku, her-
"Ino, get off of her, you're killing her," Temari pulled her off of me.
…Uhm, forget what I said earlier. Not important.
"AGH! TRAITOR! YOU'RE HELPING GAARA BECOME A STALKER! AND RUINING HIS INNOCENCE! RAWRGH!" I tackled Temari to the floor. We tussled around a bit, then separated.
"…OK…that wasn't werid…" Sakura sighed. "You guys got that out of your system now?"
"…Yes…" Temari said.
"…Maaaaaaayyybeeeee…" I said…
…and received three whacks over the head for my trouble.
Sigh.
Honestly, why do I even try to cheer my friends up? They just hit me.
…I guess I'll never know…
"So…you guys flirted. Le good sign," Ino said, relaxing in one of Sakura's fluffy, orange beanbag chairs.
"Hmmmm…" I said, not really listening. It's a thing you pick up after three plus years of being Ino Yamanka's friend-listening but not really and just blocking her out.
…Yeah.
"Next step…kiss him."
"Ok…wait. WHAT?" I screamed, falling out of another beanbag.
…I am so never chasing after a boy again.
…Y'know, after this thing.
…Mmmm…yeah…done now…
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YAY I GET TO RAMBLE:
Still don't own naruto.
Yeah, its back so soon. Get over it. Le seriously.
I absolutely love Sia in this one. She's adorable when she's random and a spazz. xD.
And Maybelle too. -sigh- I :heart: my OCs...oooh and Sulphar too!...kay, shutting up now. xD
Yay Panda-kun. Panda panda is SOOOOOOO hot and yumminess! MMM! PANDA!
...i have a fetish, ladies and gents xD.
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