-1Ok here is the first chapter its funny but it all depends on your sense of humor…

Oh and Al is in his normal body not armor.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, Sakura, Sasuke, or anyone else mentioned in this story

Normal POV

"Talking"

'Thinking'

-Chapter 1-

22 minutes later they arrive at the super market.

Roy- "You know what to do, GO GO GO!!"

They attempt to open the doors but the doors refuse to open.

Roy- "It says push you idiots…"

All- "Oh!"

They head inside and grab 7 carts. Then they begin running around grabbing random things off of shelves not noticing that the store is about to close. They meet up around two hours later…

Havoc- "Where is everyone?"

Al- "Maybe they're all hiding."

Ed- "No one hides in supermarkets anymore Al."

Roy- "You're right Fullmetal, but the hell is everyone?"

They go looking around for any sign of life besides themselves but find no one at all.

Fuery- "This is creepy… no ones here."

Falman- "Yeah, maybe they were all…"

Breda- "They were all what?"

Falman- "GHOSTS!!"

Fuery, Falman, and Breda scream and run around like little girls. Roy starts becoming very pissed.

Roy- 'How the hell did my staff get so stupid'

Riza shoots a bullet just above Falmans' head scaring Falman, Fuery, and Breda. They stop dead in their tracks to avoid being killed by Riza.

Riza- " Look we're all creeped out but you're just acting stupid! Calm down!"

Crazy 3- "Ok."

They begin to leave without the food they came for but from within the shadows two figures approach slowly but stop suddenly.

Riza- loads gun "Show yourselves!!"

Ill give you 3 guesses who they are.. But im not going to tell you until the next chapter so read and review to find out!

Oh and my plushy Roy says hi!!