HOLA!
Fang: -fumes- let me go.
Me: Never!! Now, do it like we rehearsed!
Fang: -sighs- Genocide doesn't own me. Or Maximum Ride. Or Twilight. Blah blah blah.
Me: THAT IS NOT HOW WE REHEARSED IT!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MENTION HOW AWESOME I AM!
Fang: Whatever. Just get to the story.
Me: -sighs- Alright. Here you have it—part two! Have fun kitty kats!
blindpyro: all I'm saying is, you can't possibly make something explode without something to ignite it.
snikahsbahrs: yes, you can. it's totally easy!
blindpyro: no. no it is not.
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xxmaxridexx: I'm going to pretend that I didn't just hear you talking about making bombs.
blindpyro: bombs? how dare you suggest such a thing?!
snikahsbahrs: uhhh…what he said.
xxmaxridexx: -sighs- you boys are hopeless.
blindpyro: we take pride in that.
brawnynotbrainy has logged into existing chat.
brawnynotbrainy: hi there. you must be those bird kids alice was telling me about.
xxmaxridexx: maybe. maybe not. who're you?
brawnynotbrainy: Emmett. the one with the video camera. XD
xxmaxridexx: lol, I remember. tell your brother I say hi. is he the only one who uses the perfect grammar in your fam?
brawnynotbrainy: … no. Carlisle and esme use proper grammar a lot, but they don't im. all us youngins do.
xxmaxridexx: ah. I bet that gets on your nerves.
brawnynotbrainy: you have no idea.
snikahsbahrs: I like your screenname.
brawnynotbrainy: thanks. I like yours. snikers bars?
snikahsbahrs: yep. its kind of an inside joke…
brawnynotbrainy: oh.
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brawnynotbrainy: hello little sister!
FallenAngel: hi Emmett. Hi max. hi iggy. hi someone else.
snikahsbahrs: the gasman. you can call me gazzy. don't ask.
brawnynotbrainy: kewl like popsicles.
FallenAngel: popsicles? you can't even eat popsicles. ur a vampire. remember?
brawnynotbrainy: awesome. thanks for reminding me that popsicles can never be mine! -cries quietly to self-
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PianoBoi: Oh, Emmett and Bella are already here. Hi.
avengingangel: Hi max and iggy and gazzy. and other people I don't know.
PianoBoi: Who's this?
snikahsbahrs: my little sister angel.
blindpyro: we also think she is the spawn of satan.
avengingangel: iggy, don't make me tell max that you're thinking about what you and ella just did in the bathroom.
blindpyro: ANGEL. SHUT-UP.
xxmaxridexx: IGGY!! WHAT WERE YOU AND MY SISTER DOING IN THE BATHROOM?
blindpyro: nothing I swear!! we were…discussing the national debt! the bathroom was the only quiet space!
brawnynotbrainy: HAHAHAHA!!
PianoBoi: Shut-up Emmett.
FallenAngel: Please do. before I feel the need to dismember you and burn the pieces.
xxmaxridexx: iggy. I think right about now would be a good time for you to run. very, very fast.
blindpyro has logged out of existing chat to run like hell from max.
snikahsbahrs has logged out of existing chat to go make something to go boom really, really fast.
PianoBoi: "go boom?"
xxmaxridexx: "blindpyro" should explain a lot. His original name is "ignite" and we shortened it to iggy. he and gazzy really, really like to make things, "go boom."
brawnynotbrainy: discussing the national debt…priceless. you should ask Edward and Bella about that. they do it a whole lot.
xxmaxridexx: ?
PianoBoi: EMMETT.
FallenAngel: hey Edward. go find me a zippo and some wood.
PianoBoi: With pleasure.
brawnynotbrainy: crap.
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emocat: "discussing the national debt"? that's all hes got? mine is so much better. "we were trying out this awesome new glow in the dark toothpaste…"
xxmaxridexx: oh, when did you use this one fang?
emocat: yesterday. I think we were in the bathroom, no? -grins slyly-
xxmaxridexx: -blushes-
PianoBoi has logged out of existing chat to go find a zippo and wood…
FallenAngel has logged out of existing chat to go light that zippo…
brawnynotbrainy has logged out of existing chat to get the fire extinguisher.
xxmaxridexx: well, you certainly know how to clear a room.
emocat: -tears up- ur so mean.
xxmaxridexx: I was kidding dork.
avengingangel: wow. I like reading this. it's fun.
emocat: WHOA! where'd she come from?!
xxmaxridexx: oh, I think shes been here for a while, she just hasn't said anything since she revealed to me what iggy and ella were doing in the bathroom.
emocat: I see.
avengingangel: max, what does horny mean?
xxmaxridexx: -drinks soda, does spit take- what?
avengingangel: fang was thinking something about iggy, and he called him horny.
xxmaxridexx: -glares- it means...uh…that he uh…ask iggy. he knows.
avengingangel: ew. I don't need to. fang just told me. gross.
avengingangel has logged out of existing chat to read a dictionary for some better words.
xxmaxridexx: fang!
emocat: I'm sorry, but I accidentally though about what it meant and you know how she gets in my head!
xxmaxridexx: -sighs- we gotta find a way to get her to stop doing that.
emocat: agreed.
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xxmaxridexx: ELLA WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH IGGY IN THE BATHROOM AND WHY WON'T HE TELL ME?!
flyingwithoutwings: discussing the national debt. why won't he tell you?
xxmaxridexx: huh? you were seriously doing that? I mean, come on, iggys not even smart enough to discuss the national debt!
flyingwithoutwings: well that's rude.
xxmaxridexx: SERIOUSLY THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!
flyingwithoutwings: yeahhh…max, ur kinda freakin me out.
xxmaxridexx: grrrr…
flyingwithoutwings: alrighty then. so, hows that glow in the dark toothpaste wokin' out?
emocat: AWESOME.
xxmaxridexx: er…yep. what he said. it makes my breath minty fresh.
emocat: oh yes it does…
xxmaxridexx: watch yourself fang.
flyingwithoutwings: ok, yeah, well, um, bye.
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xxmaxridexx: hi Jacob.
jblack: hi max. this is Nessie. say hi Nessie.
wolfgirl: you say it like I'm a little kid. I can totally say hi by myself jake.
jblack: um, you kind of are a little kid.
wolfgirl: w/e. hi, you must be max. and tooth.
emocat: tooth? where'd you get tooth?! it's FANG. F-A-N-G.
wolfgirl: details, details. whatever.
xxmaxridexx: haha, tooth.
emocat: shut up.
jblack. ok. well, this was fun, but, lets talk about something else now. how bout the national debt?
xxmaxridexx: ! arhg! are you people really talking about the national debt?
jblack: yes…
pixievampire ha slogged into existing chat.
pixievampire: omg, have you guys heard about the national debt?
xxmaxridexx: AM I BEING PUNK'D?!
pixievampire: no…? is she okay?
emocat: no. well, I mean physically, yes, but mentally…uh…
pixievampire: wow, um ok.
wolfgirl: ok then. this was…weird.
pixievampire: don't let Edward see ur sn ness. he might have an aneurysm.
wolfgirl: oh, whatever. my password is so complex, he'll never be able to hack my account, not even if he reads it out of my head.
pixievampire: whatever you say ness…
emocat: obama the llama obama the llama obama the llama obama the llama...
xxmaxridexx: yeah. and he thinks I'M the one with mental issues.
emocat: oh well, you love me anyways.
xxmaxridexx: that is unfortunate.
emocat: omg. THE MONKEY NINJA PIRATES ON MY CEILING ARE ATTACKING. I MUST GO FIGHT THEM. BRB.
emocat has logged out of existing chat to go kick some serious arse.
xxmaxridexx: . . .
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xxmaxridexx: that was quick.
emocat: that's what she said…
jblack: OOH, good one man!
xxmaxridexx: shut up. both of you.
wolfgirl: I agree.
xxmaxridexx: boys are stupid. throw rocks at them.
wolfgirl: again, I agree.
xxmaxridexx: …so what was with the monkey ninja pirate thing?
emocat: what are you talking about max? sometimes, I seriously doubt your mental healt.
emocat: OOH, DOUGHNUTS!
wolfgirl: hes not schizo, is he?
xxmaxridexx: god, I hope not.
pixievampire: you know max, I think your family may be even more jacked up than mine.
xxmaxridexx: thank'ee very much.
emocat has logged out of existing chat. he is hungry.
jblack has logged out of existing chat. he's hungry now.
wolfgirl has logged out of existing chat. thanks to fang and Jacob, she is also hungry.
xxmaxridexx has logged out of existing chat. she's gonna go google "national debt" and see if it's a prank.
pixievampire: hello?
pixievampire: hello…
pixievampire: anyone?
Billie Joe Armstrong: -appears- nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, having fun… -disappears-
pixievampire: um…
pixievampire has logged out of existing chat to go question her sanity.
Me: read and review people!
Fang: what's with the random Billie Joe Armstrong appearance?
Me: he is the aweosmest lead singer ever. EVER.
Fang: oky doky then. And since when do I say omg?
Me: Since now. deal with it. XD
