10 Things I Hate About Glee
Summary: AU Quinn is the most popular girl at McKinley High. Her sister Rachel is something else entirely. For Finn, it's a problem. For Puck it's a challenge. And for Rachel, its about time. Based on the movie.
Disclaimer: I don't own 10 Things I Hate About You or Glee
A/N: Don't take any of this seriously. I am throwing characters together that fit, mostly because its hilarious to think of them related or together. Who can resist the thought of Rachel and Quinn being stuck as sisters?
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New Rule
Rachel and Quinn sat side by side, glaring at their father. Dr. Chin was a nice guy, but he delivered babies for a living so he didn't want to think that one of his precocious little girls would end up on his table pregnant. Lima was a small town and teenage boys had nothing better to do than get girls pregnant. So he created one simple rule for his girls when they were little. No dating until they were 30. A simple, easy rule.
"Daddy, this is ridiculous. I am the only teenager not dating!" Quinn shouting, playing with her cross on her Cheerios uniform.
"Which makes me sleep better at night," Dr. Chin replied, crossing in front of them, pacing nervously. They had been having another fight about all of this. Rachel had gotten the letter not even two minutes before about how she had been accepted into Julliard and she was so excited. For the whole ten seconds that her stick-in-the-mud father allowed her to be.
"I got accepted into Julliard, Dad! I want to go."
"Yeah, let her go so that she can be as far from us as possible," Quinn said, getting a punch in the arm from her sister in retaliation.
"Enough. One problem at a time," Dr. Chin said, pinch the bridge of his nose, "You know very well you can't date, Quinn."
"Yeah, it's better anyway, no one wants to date you for any other reason than you're the 'most popular girl in school'," Rachel said, getting a punch in the arm from Quinn.
"Daddy, this is so stupid, I just want to have a normal teenage life!"
"Alright fine… Old rule out. New Rule…" he said declaritivly, tried of his daughters fighting with him. Rachel sat up to hear the news.
"You can date," Dr. Chin said, pointing at Quinn, who jumped up and Rachel made a face, "When she does," he finished, pointing at Rachel. She gave her dad a wry smile.
"But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?"
"Then you'll never date. Ooh, I like that," he replied, turning away and thinking about the possibilities. Rachel laughed and Quinn gave her a glare.
"This is so unfair!"
Dr. Chin's pager suddenly went off and he had to go, but he was going to finish his discussion with Rachel when he got back. Rachel just got up to head for her room when Quinn pulled on her hair.
"Can't you find some retard to just take you out or something?" Quinn asked, gritting her teeth.
"Guess you'll just have to stay home," Rachel said, walking up the stairs and Quinn shouted in frustration. This was the stupidest thing she had ever heard!
Artie was not certain why he was even involved in Finn's stupid little plotting. The news of the new rule at the Chin home was spreading like wildfire and Finn had gotten wind of it quickly. He suddenly was wanting to do everything he could to get together with Quinn and so Artie was dragged from his table with the nerds to the practice fields where Finn demanded help with this ridiculous scheme.
"What are we going to do?"
"Well, the rule says that you have to get a date for Rachel before you get to ask Quinn out," Artie said, watching the girls play soccer on the field.
"Get Rachel a date?"
"Which sounds impossible to me," Artie said but got a swift punch in the arm.
"Don't say things like that! I'm sure we can find someone to go out with her. What about that guy?" Finn asked, pointing to a fat kid with curly brown hair.
"Probably the only guy in the entire school who has a creepy thing for her. She kicked his junk in the lunch line last year when he tried to feel her up."
"Okay… strike one…"
"Look, Finn, there is no one in their right mind who would want to go out with that maniac. She's completely wacko," Artie said, seeing Rachel marching towards the practice field, a bag in hand. She looked extremely annoyed and everyone stopped playing when they saw her coming. She kept walking, right past them all and kept walking towards her car.
"She is really scary…" Finn whispered, watching Rachel disappear in her car.
"Really… There is no one in this entire school who would date her," Artie said, hoping that this would end the issue of trying to get Finn and Quinn together.
"What about auditions?"
"Auditions?"
"Like you do in theatre, or interviews, or whatever. We should do that with guys who are like into chicks like her."
"You're kidding," Artie said but the stern and serious face of Finn made him sigh. "You're not kidding. Fine… I'll ask my friend Kurt if he'd help us find some guys."
Finn jumped up and slapped Artie hard on the back, almost knocking off his glasses in his excitement. He pushed Artie up the hill and they almost ran right into Quinn.
"S-Sorry," Finn said, letting Artie go and smiling at her.
"No problem. Uh. Is that your friend?" Quinn said, pointing to Artie, beginning to roll backwards.
"Finn!" he yelled, rolling backwards down the hill, Finn turning too late. The practice field was loud with yells as everyone saw Artie rolling down the hill, catching and being thrown into a large group of bushes. Finn ran down to him.
"Artie! Artie are you okay?" he asked, helping him up.
"I'm good," he said, shaking his head, all of the observers applauding loudly.
"Sorry about that, man. She took me completely by surprise. God she's pretty."
"Pretty annoying. Dude."
"Sorry," Finn said, helping Artie back into his chair as the group of observers dispersed with the approach of Mr. Schuester, having seen everyone running to see something.
"What happened?"
"Nothing much, Mr. Schue," Artie said, waving a little as Finn helped him up the hill. Just then Noah Puckerman was walking by, spitting on the ground.
"Dude."
"What?" Finn asked, looking around to see what he was looking at.
"Noah Puckerman. He's the solution to all of your problems."
- Noah Puckerman. He's the solution to all my problems. Who didn't faint the first time he was sitting by the pool without a shirt on? Come on. You know you did. Anywho, thanks for all of the reviews and favs, I'm really glad y'all are likin it. Thanks for reading!
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