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"You see there are three kinds of people in this world: the optimistic that find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half empty, then there's the paranoid that just think that someone's drinking out of their glass"
"well which one are you?"
"I'm the one that knocks the glass over" –The Joker – The Joker Blogs

"Did I ever tell you that you have lovely eyes? They go well with the rest of your face, It's not like I wanna pop 'em out of your skull and carry 'em around on a keychain….That's a complement" – The Joker – The Joker Blogs