LM Simpson's tidbits: I originally wrote the console as a Sega Genesis, but realized I was writing for the wrong version. So sorry.
Enjoy!
Method Two: Mortal Kombat Fatality
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Shaggy and Scooby couldn't believe it—how could they have gotten so high that they threw out all twenty-nine unopened and partially eaten boxes of Scooby Snacks outside? By the time they realized it, the garbage truck was on its way to the Coolsville Disposable Waste Dump. With a way to spend their day, they grabbed Scrappy (all the better to crush him with the compactor in the process!), started the Mystery Machine's engine, and drove to their destination.
The trio illegally entered the damned-soul-less-equivalent-of-one-of-Dante's-circles-of-Hell by jumping over the rusty, chain-linked fence. They fought gulls and conquered mountains of garbage they named after themselves before discovering a shack covered with sheet metal, old road signs, Christmas lights, and old tires. Upon entering the old Hooverville-style shanty, they discovered a couple of unfortunately empty boxes, plus a TV and Super Nintendo run by a lightbulb in a potato.
There was also a note next to the Genesis. It read:
"This is how we fucking tough dogs learn how to fucking pulverize people dumbass enough to get in our way. Use it to kill the damn pup while we get your shitty snacks.
"Signed,
"Eastwood, Lea, Ruff, Gnash, and Beth.
"PS- Don't wreck our home away from home or else we will pulverize you!"
Shaggy and Scooby noticed the cartridge inserted in the console: Mortal Kombat: Magical Kick-Ass Tournament Edition. Shaggy switched the power on, a whirlwind kicked up, and the party of three found themselves in a stereotypical looking Chinese place. The best friends found themselves at one side and Scrappy at the other.
A disembodied male voice called out "Round one- fight!" Shaggy and Scooby mostly ran until they got so tired the voice cried out "Finish them!" Scrappy hit them both with his most powerful puppy power; he literally "splatted" them to the ground before the voice announced "Scrappy Doo wins."
The level started over; round two began. This time, the duo attacked, throwing lint-covered Scooby Snacks in their pockets like Chinese stars. So many became trapped within Scrappy's body cavity that he visibly shook and appeared to feel faint; they heard "Finish him!" instead of "Finish them!" Scooby attacked, and Scrappy soon stopped moving. That time, the voice announced "Scott Innes wins."
While Shaggy and Scooby asked each other who Scott Innes was, another whirlwind kicked up, and the party of three found themselves back in the stereotypical looking American shanty. Scrappy was somehow already resurrected.
The gang found all twenty-nine dirty boxes outside the Mystery Machine. They wound up having to leave four, however, as the owner of the property gave chase to the trespassers… with a shotgun.
THE END
