Rings doorbell at Jacob's house*
Me: So…..Jacob, why do you turn into a bigass dog?
Jacob: it's called a wherewolf!
Me:….a bigass dog…..
Jacob: is there something you wanted? *stands in doorway impatiently*
Me: Yea, as a matter-of-fact, TWILIGHT!
Jacob: nope.
Me: Then can I own your bigass dog powers?
Jacob: IT'S CALLED A WHEREWOLF! AND NO YOU CAN NOT! *slams door in my face*
Me: whatever. Vampires are cooler anyways
Previously
"hey" she said smiling eating a tortilla wrap. "early breakfast" she said smiling.
"how did you get in?" I asked trying to work it out.
"Back door was unlocked." She said smiling.
"So all of THIS," I said creating a circling motion with my hands around the harnesses and high tech equipment, "Was for nothing" I finished, she nodded.
"Yep, So let's just have some fun!"
"Ohh let's go on the water slide pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee" I begged. She then ran off to that direction.
"Already ahead of you." She screamed. Just as we nearly reached the aisle, a person appeared. Damn.
"BELLA!" The person shouted.
The person Was Michael fucking Newton.
MIKEPOV
I was sitting on my bed going through my photo album of pictures of bella. It was carefully ordered into chronological order and each had titles such as:
Walking to work
Driving to school
Leaving school
Her in lessons
Other Pictures
Some say it's stalkery… However I think it's just a big coincidence that Bella ends up in my view of my camera lens. I had nearly 500 pictures. Thank god she hadn't found it. I would give it to her on her birthday, she would love me forever.
"MIKEEEEEEEEEEE" my mother shouted from downstairs. I sighed.
"WHAT?" I screamed back in anger.
"Don't use that tone with me young man!" She said back.
"Soooryyy I am not a young man! You said I was grown up. YOU LIED!" I said hurt.
"Honey of course you're an adult. Now stop sorting out Bella pictures and come down here." She said back.
"Why?" questioned, slightly embarrassed that she knew about my slight obsession towards Bella.
"Because I fancied a chat! No because Bella is on the phone!" She said. Immediately I rushed downstairs falling down the last half a dozen stairs. I sprinted to her.
"Where, where, where? I never get a phone call. And I get one from her!" I said out of breath. I looked for the phone, she held nothing in her hands, "Where's the phone?" I questioned. She laughed.
"April fools!" She shouted. I looked at her.
"Mum you may be old but I know you haven't forgotten, it's November…" I said angrily. She shrugged
"April, November what difference? If it means so much, November Fools!"
"Mum you can't just make your own holiday!" I said.
"Why not? That guy Jesus made up Easter and Christmas! Why can't i?" She debated. [A/N: no offence to Christians! I am a Christian!]
"I think that's blaspheming mother." I said. She shrugged.
"He'll never know." She said smiling.
"Mum Jesus knows and sees everything!" I replied. She looked scared.
"Please say he didn't see me last night with some magazines. While your father was out and in my room doing things…" She said.
"No mum Jesus does not watch you masturbate…" I clarified.
"I was not masturbating Michael!" She said astounded.
"Suuure and I'm gay" I said rolling my eyes.
"I KNEW IT! Me and your father both knew it!" She said.
"Mum I was joking." I said hurt. I then heard her mumble 'the closet is already half open…'
"Anyway. Michael you never get a phone call. If any girl called it would be for a restraining order. I just wanted you to get me some rice."
"Where mum. nowhere is open…" I said.
"Go to walmart! Just break in. No one will care!" She whispered.
"Fine. I knew your to blame for my rebelliousness!" I stated before setting off to walmart. When I arrived I ran through a window; thinking it would break like in movies. It did not break and I just banged my head and fell to the ground. I then looked at decided I would just break the lock on the rear entrance.
After getting in I began in search for rice. I then bumped into two people I never thought would be in here.
Isabella Marie Newton, I mean Isabella Marie Swan and some other dude. My eyes lit up with joy.
BPOV
"Mike…why the hell are you here…" I said through gritted teeth. He just smiled.
"Well I was sitting at home and decided. I would walk on the dangerous side of life and here I am. Breaking into Walmart." He said puffing out his chest.
"Oh you 'ard nut!" Emmett stated sarcastically. Mike glared at him quickly. "Lemme guess you're here to get your mummy some new toilet paper." Emmett mocked.
"Actually it's rice." He said in a matter-of-fact voice. Me and Emmett just started to laugh.
"So anyway you get your rice and me and Emmett will go over there." I said pointing in the distance.
"Which aisle you going to?" He asked. I thought quickly and looked at Emmett.
"Help. I can't lie for shit," I whispered so only vampire hearing could hear.
"Which aisle are you going to?" Emmett asked. I looked at him questioningly, wondering what he was doing.
"Aisle 5, how about you?" He asked. After thinking Emmett replied,
"Aisle 79. BYEEE" He said as he dragged me and ran away, I gladly followed.
"There is no aisle 79" Mike screamed after us. We carried on running, Emmett then stopped abruptly.
"What the hell Emmett?" I screeched I then stopped and looked was infront of me, trampolines, balls, waterguns and paint. Oh no. Not a good combination.
"Shouldn't we wait for the others?" I asked, trying to delay what was about to happen.
"No they text me saying they'll stay for a bit longer because Jasper wants to hunt more before seeing you," Emmett said,
"Okay great, but sure-" I started, before I could finish Emmett grabbed my hand and shoved me on the trampoline, followed by a bucket of red paint and footballs. We started jumping whilst aiming our paint filled water guns at each other. I was covered in paint, Emmett's accuracy was excellent. Mine however was shocking and he literally was untouched. I then gathered all the balls and quickly through them all at him. He dodged them easily.
"Hey no fair. You can't use your vampire powers!" I whisper yelled. He pouted.
"Fine then," He the moved at human pace which enabled me to get him covered in paint and hit with the balls. I jumped from trampoline to trampoline, strangely not falling off. Emmett quickly disappeared and reappeared with sofas, he then chucked them on the sofa.
"BOUNCEE!" He said climbing on them jumping so high he was touching the ceiling. All the trampolines broke almost instantly due to the great weight. Emmett frowned. "Aww and I was on a diet…" I laughed. Emmett then got something form a nearby shelf.
"Looky here Bella." In his hands was washing up liquid and golden syrup. I glanced over and saw one last trampoline. I nodded. We ran over and climbed on bouncing high whilst squirting washing up liquid and golden syrup. It awkwardly clung to my hair. Damn this will be hard to get out I thought, but I couldn't care less. The trampoline soon became slippery and we were jumping and slipping (and sticking) everywhere.
"Hey Bella watch this!" Emmett screamed. He then covered himself in golden syrup. "Try not to lick me," He said with a wink. I burst out laughing. "WATCH!" He screamed louder. I immediately looked. He took 5 bounces on the trampoline and shot into the ceiling where he stuck. I started laughing.
"Nice one Emmett!" I called up, smiling he remained stuck. My phone then rang. I sighed and reached for it, as I went to do so a stray bouncy ball landed on the trampoline, this made me catapult into the air since it was a metal one. My phone fell out my pocket and bounced on the trampoline. I finally grabbed it and picked it up.
Edward Bella
Hello…Bella…Hello…Hello His voice was panicky
Sorry about that Edward. I apologised.
How are you? He asked politely
Fine. You?
Missing you like crazy. This is torture! We're all just going to hunt for about half an hour longer then we'll be on our way. Alice is blocking her visions from me! What are you doing in there?
Nothing, just daily grocery shopping
Wow I was good at lying. I would have to thank Alice later for blocking her visions, I know Edward would rush over here if he saw what me and Emmett were doing.
Shall I come home now I mean I'm literally full?
No no it's fine Emmett is looking after me greatly. And if you hunt fully now, you won't have to hunt again for a while.
Before he replied I then heard the sound of something unsticking and noticed Emmett quickly falling from the ceiling.
"AHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed down the phone. Emmett landed on the trampoline and catapulted me into the air. I landed on the ceiling and stuck, covering the phone I whisper to Emmett.
"Get me down!" Stupidly I realised Edward could still hear me. Stupid Vampire hearing.
Bella where are you?
No where don't worry got to go bye! I quickly hung up, knowing Edward would be really worried, I felt guilty.
"Okay I'm coming," Emmett said. As he said this I looked down to see Emmett, a plank of wood, a massive barbeque and a barrel. Chucking the barbeque in the air it landed on the other side of the plank and shot Emmett into the air, he stuck to the ceiling and easily moved closer to me to unstick me. We both began to fall, I began screaming, we both landed on the bouncy castle, and bounced about 7 metres into the air five times before we stopped bouncing. We both rolled around laughing our heads off before we heard someone clearing their throats. I looked at Emmett and mouthed 'damn.' we looked to see who it was. Oh it was worse than I thought…
It was Mike Newton.
"I thought you left Mike…" I said.
"Nope," He said smiling widely.
"Yay," Emmett said sarcastically.
Mike came and joined up inside the bouncy castle. Emmett ran away at human pace and whispered 'wait there' to me. Waiting awkwardly with Mike, Emmett soon returned with two water guns. I then recognised them and smiled.
"Mike wanna have a water fight?" Emmett asked smiling. Mike nodded.
"Suuure," Looking around he saw only two water guns. "Where's my watergun," He asked. I smiled evilly,
"You don't have one," I said quietly, Emmett chucked me the water gun filled with paint. We began aiming at Mike and blasted him.
"WATER IS NOT RED AND BLUE. WHAT THE HELL?" He screeched, screaming like a girl. "THIS IS PAINT!" he screeched. Me and Emmett just laughed, looking at Mike fully covered in paint.
"Now This I like," Emmett said whilst laughing.
Doneee :) wooo happy (: I think you should review because I have updated a DAY earlier than I said I would :P Bet you weren't expecting THAT! :P
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