Here's another chapter of the Tigerstar and Hawkfrost show! (Which features other Dark Forest cats killing people!)
Hawkfrost was pacing backstage. He hoped that the plan would work.
"And that folks, is how you make a perfect StarClan cat pizza." Mapleshade was finishing on her show, the cooking with Mapleshade show, which featured butchering random StarClan cats.
"Mapleshade? Are you ready?" Hawkfrost asked. "I need out there with the AK-47s along with Thistleclaw in two minutes."
"One minute Hawkiebaby." Mapleshade meowed." You need to chill out."
"Please don't call me that." Hawkfrost meowed.
"But that's what mates do, right?" Mapleshade asked, winking at him. Effectively, he had become mates with Mapleshade recently, just to show his dad how cool he was.
"Okay, Maplekins." Hawkfrost replied." But I still need you on those AK-47s."
"I'm going now." Mapleshade replied, clearly annoyed by her mate's fussing.
Hawkfrost put on some cool shades and slipped on to stage, followed by his father, Tigerstar.
"Welcome to the Hawkfrost and Tigerstar show!" Tigerstar yowled, waving two books in the air. "Today we'll have our cats review two books. The first, A guided tour of the Dark Forest, by our oldest resident, One-eye!"
"I'm not that old you piece of ****!" A voice yowled in the background.
"Shut the hell up One-eye!" Tigerstar yowled. "And now for our second book, a guided tour of StarClan, by Spottedleaf. We've invited Spottedleaf to join us on the show today!" Tigerstar meowed as a beautiful dappled she-cat walked onto stage.
"Hi everyone!" Spottedleaf shouted, acting just like Bluestar had last episode.
"So today, Brokenstar will share his opinion on the books with us." Hawkfrost announced. "So, Brokenstar, what are your thought about, "A guided tour of StarClan"?"
"it's the crappiest book ever!" Brokenstar shouted as he walked onto stage. "I don't recommend it! All it talks about is StarClan! It's really boring!"
"And your thoughts on a guided tour of the Dark Forest?"
"BEST. BOOK. EVER!" Brokenstar screeched, sounding like a girl at the mall. "It only talks about the Dark Forest, the best place ever! And it gives you personal info on all the cats!"
"So, let's do a vote! Whoever thinks Spottedleaf's book is better, lift your hand and whoever thinks One-eye's book is better, don't raise your hand!"
No one raised their hand.
"Well Spottedleaf, you lost the vote, and do you know what happens when people lose a vote on our show?"
"No." Spottedleaf replied, suddenly looking scared
Hawkfrost grabbed his walkie-talkie. "Drop her like the beat." He meowed. There where multiple bangs, and then he saw Spottedleaf. She was dead as could be.
"That's disgusting." Tigerstar meowed, well, in disgust.
"I agree." Hawkfrost meowed. "So, who are we dropping next?"
"Firestar." Tigerstar replied. "And then... well, I don't know who we'll do next, we'll do some cat!
Hope y'alls enjoyed! See you guys next episode of the Tigerstar and Hawkfrost show! Review of you liked!
