"Sorry I'm late everyone! I was at Kinko's getting a poster size picture of my beloved daughter, Elysia! Isn't she cute????"
Everyone cowered in fear behind the big comfy couch as Maes attempted to shove pictures of Elysia in their faces.
"Don't scare us like that Maes! We were telling a scary story that happened near our town. We thought you were Barry the Chopper!" Naruto shrieked.
Roy sternly said, "No more scary stories, they us into sissies." As soon as Roy finished his sentence, the door broke off its hinges a there, in the flesh, right in front of them was Barry the Chopper.
