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Sans was sitting in a mildly comfortable chair, being mildly glared at by a more than mildly angry woman.
"I hope you realize that your actions will not be taken lightly, you two. You put yourselves and others in great danger." the woman who saved them said, looking at them scornfully.
"They started it!" Red girl retorted. Sans just sat there, hands behind his head, watching the two with a slight smile on his lips. The woman who saved them then turned to Sans.
"And you? Why did you intervene?" Sans looked at her, raising an eyebrow slightly.
"Why wouldn't I? The store owner was being robbed, all his hard earned dust taken away. So why wouldn't I help him?" It was a fair question.
The woman was acting like we did something wrong by trying to help the poor store owner. To Sans, it was a stupid question.
"Hmh." the woman snorted. "Your right, but that's still not an excuse for what you've done." she sighed
"If it was up to me, you'd be sent home... with a pat on the back..." She pulled out her whip weapon, and slapped the table. "And a slap on the wrist! But, there is someone who wants to meet you two."
She tuned around, and right on cue a man dressed in green came into the room, carrying a plate of cookies in one hand, and a steaming mug of coffee in the other.
"Ruby Rose." He greeted the red girl, leaning down to her level.
"You... have silver eyes." he remarked out loud. Strange remark, but okay, silver eyes are a bit weird, I guess.
"Umm yea-"
Ruby started, before being cut off by the man in green.
"And you?" He tuned to me. "Who might you be?" Sans pondered the question. In his world, he's just Sans, but in this world he will need a last name.
What last name will I use? He thought. Then it came to him.
"Sans. Sans Skeletor." he told the man in green. The man looked at him with a raised eyebrow for a second, before shrugging his shoulders. He looked between Sans and Ruby.
"So." He said "Where did you two learn to do these things?" he asked, showing them a video of the two fighting, Ruby using her scythe, while sans teleported around, throwing bones.
"Ummm, signal academy?" Ruby said, though the way she phrased it it seemed more like a question.
Green guy then tuned to Sans
"And you?"
Sans shrugged. He was born with the magic after all. How he learned to use it... that's a story for another time.
"Born with the semblance. Had to learn to use it to survive. Grimm attacks are harsh." Sans silently thanked whoever wrote that letter telling him about remnant, if not for it, he would look like a total idiot right now.
"Born in the wild?" Greeny asked.
"Yeah." Sans informed him. "First time in a city for more than a night."
That much was true. After all, he had only been here for a night, and he had spent most of it in the city. Logic.
Greeny turned to Sans and Ruby.
"Now, lets get down to buisness. My name is professor Ozpin, and am the headmaster of the hunter and huntress training school. You two are exceptionally skilled, and even though you are technically to young to join, I will make an exception for young people such as yourselves. Be proud, this school is for the elite. Now, do you accept my offer?"
Ruby sat there stunned, before replying with a very enthusiastic
"YES!" right into the ear of a surprised Sans.
"Hey, Ruby, I don't think deafening me was a requirement to join. Only an eary place would have a requirement like that."
Everyone in the room looked at Sans open mouthed.
"What, that was only a warm up, hear me out, okay, does that sound good?" but he wasn't done.
"You three are a really cheary bunch, but I'm feeling a little earitable today, and I fear it appears that if I say yes, it will be eareversible, and might bring me to tears, but thats earelevent, and if im just a little cohearent, I would know that this offer is earessistable." He only smiled at them in response to there open mouths and wide eyes.
"Y-you just..." Ruby trailed off, shaking her head, and muttering something like "As if I didn't have enough puns from Yang."
"Well." Ozpin said. "Is that a yes, or a no?" Sans then realized that he hadn't actually said what he had meant.
"Yes. That's a yes."
"Good. I will see at my school very soon." And with that, Ozpin and the purple Lady walked away.
