Fourth Year
James was hiding behind a huge sofa in the common room with Sirius… and a flying pig. He swaggered out, leaving Sirius to guard the pig.
"Hey Lils, wanna go with me to Hogsmeade?" James raised his hand behind his back to signal Sirius the countdown.
One…Two… Unfortuantely for him, Lily was in a mood, so before he got to three—
"When Hell freezes over!" She said a little too sweetly, while batting her lashes.
James' hand hung limply behind his back while the other one froze mid-head in his attempt tp muss up his hair.
Fifth Year
"Lily, will you please just go on one date with me?" desperation creeping into his voice.
"Aww… James, why ye—wait, has Hell frozen over yet?"
James answered with a dejected sigh.
"Then no, sorry"
