Long time I know. I'm sorry hope you enjoy :)

Konoha was bustling with laughter, crowds and a clear blue sky. The sun shining down brightly on smiling faces would lead you to believe that today would be a nice day. That it might even be something special. Many of the civilians, genins and chunins were enjoying the weather what they didn't know was that their Hokage wasn't expressing the same amount of joy, not one bit.

Tsunade thumped her head against her paper filled desk. Not at all helping the massive headache she already had from this morning's endeavours. I could literally bury myself she thought.

"I wished I could crawl in a hole and die" wracking her head once more on the desk, a tall tower of papers fell burying the Hokage.

What have I done! The Village Elders will have a fit. Not only have I put the village in an economic crisis but also my reputation is flowing slowly down the drains of Konoha. Things couldn't get worse.

The doors to the Hokage's room burst open and 'the Toad' nearly hopped into the room.

"Tsunade princess, I've brought you my mouth and body so please inspire me for my next book" he peered across at the desk only to notice the papers on the desk began to move.

"Well aren't we feeling sluggish," Jiraiya murmured while he walked up to the seemingly empty desk. He was about to reach out to move the papers when a hand shot out grabbing him from around the collar.

Tsunade raised her head out of her temporarily grave, until she was eye level. Glaring into the face of the last person she wanted to see. Boy did Jiraiya make a wrong turn when he entered this room. Try to stay calm.

"Don't. Ever. Call. Me. Princess. You toad" she hissed through gritted teeth.

'Alleged 'toad' had closed his eyes, letting out a sigh, he nodded. Tsunade released her hold on him and with a huff plopped back down in her chair with her palms in her face. She just had no idea what to do. How long did she have until word got out? Maybe she still had enough time to get the money back. If she wanted that money back she was going on a hunt. But first she needs to clean the air with Jiraiya about last night. She glanced up at him with a look irritation, but a slight hint of sadness was hidden behind her eyes.

"Tsunade you don't need to say anything, I already understand" he winked "But I'll leave with this. Have you heard of what the young kids are doing these days?"

"No Jiraiya. I'm not interested in any" but she was cut off before she could finish.

"Come on your one to talk about not being interested; with you age complexity issues, my dear"

Jiraiya chuckled out "Besides I know you'll like it!"

For kami sake I don't have time for this I need to find Hatake before he uses the village money on some stupid idea of his.

"Alright tell me and then get the hell out of my office!"

With a quirked eyebrow "Have you heard of the term 'friends with benefits'"?

She realised now, after 30 odd years, that her headaches had a name. The office was deadly silent until a loud knocking broke the deadly glare she was giving Jiraiya.

"Shut it you perverted old toad" and that was the end of discussion time with our number one pervert. Onto saving her ass!

"HOKAGE" the panicked voice of Shizune came from the other side of the door.

"Enter!" both Sanin turned to face the slightly out of breath kunoichi. Scanning her appearance she noticed that Shizune was still in her drab from the party. I thought I had ordered her to go home and clean herself up before coming into work. Really this better be good. I need to hunt down the copy-nin!

"Sorry if I have interrupted Jiraiya." The Sanin just nodded his head "Not to worry. I think Tsunade has dismissed me" he glanced over his shoulder to her. Not bating a single eye towards him she set her firm gaze onto Shizune for her to go on.

"Milady I was on my way home like you ordered when I passed a very sour faced Homura and Koharu. The elders have heard rumours of last night and want answers." With a sweat drop down her face "They'll be here in less than 10 minutes, milady". Tsunade was not happy.

"Thank you... Shizune... you may go"

Shizune bowed her head down and with out turning her back she exited the room. Poor Jiraiya if only he had known to leave sooner. As soon as the office door closed loud crashes and bangs erupted from the room. Screaming and shouting could be heard over the sound of breaking glass.

"THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! YOU AND YOUR WISE ASS IDEAS JIRAIYA"!

Vibrations shuddered the whole building. Another loud thud hit the closed door. "Hey, hey calm down no need to..." Jiraiya voice of desperation was cut short. There was now a huge hole in the Hokages door.

Shizune slid down the closest wall with her back against it.

"I should probably go and find Kakashi and solve this whole mess "she sighed out the idea. But there's no way I'm going looking like this. Not after seeing that face. Shizune giggled with a faint blush on her cheeks. Oh the poor guy should be running for the hills.

I'll never live this down. If he had just stayed out of it all he wouldn't be in this mess. Never take orders from drunken woman that happens to be your boss and leader. If she decides to bet a whole lot of money to see who can drink her out, don't take the challenge. I realize now that last night will be the last time I'll ever get that smashed. Sure I had won but the repercussions weren't worth the trouble. I now have the biggest migraine; it's like two kunai's being sharpened together right in the middle of your head, scraping against your skull. But the worst of it was that he smelt absolutely disgusting. One thing that he hated was how sensitive his nose was; when he drinks his stomach can't stand the smell of him. It's one of the many reasons why I wear this mask. Clutching his head he fell out of the tree he was in. I hate you Tsunade!

Kakashi had made his best attempt at getting back to his one bedroom apartment, without falling over or gaining any unwanted attention. He climbed slothfully from roof-top to roof-top until he reached his apartment block.

Climbing up to his window, cursing under his breath, the sound of his own feet made his head hurt. He scrambled through his unlocked window falling onto his lounge room floor. Wanting nothing more than to just stay collapsed right there. He pulled himself up and dragged himself toward the bathroom. Before he could make himself puke from his own smell Kakashi was already leaning against the bathroom wall under the shower. Let's hope I can wash the rest of my problems away this easily. Yeah right. The pain in his head was hammering, if his head doesn't stop soon... He let out a low groan.

I know its short and I have heaps of ideas I just need to know if some people would be interested in reading this story? Also sorry for such a huge delay. My excuse is because I thought chapter one was horrible and should never see the light of day again (mind you I recently edited it so I hope its not as bad).

Let me know I guess... or not :) -quarterdark