Guys, I forget sometimes why I love BTR so much. I was just watching Big Time Mansion. I love them so hard all over. They do all these clichés, but it's them, so it's funny, and hysterical, and wonderful, and awesome. I want them so bad, I could cry, sometimes.
CHEEKY BRUNETTE IS HORRIBLY CRANKY! She spent ALL day at school perfecting a one shot, and I forgot it at SCHOOL! GRRRR! Ugh, just wait until tomorrow to read it I guess.
Dude, Esposito from Castle reminds me of Carlos by, like, A LOT. (sometimes though, I'm all "Ryan is Logan, Castle is Kendall, so James must be Beckett!")
Oddly, Logan was the first one to cave into his new instincts.
He was laying on his bed in the room he and Carlos shared, doing all the guys' math homework and subconsciously licking the back of his hand. He stared intently at his calculator as he absentmindedly lapped at his fingers.
"Hey…" Carlos started, about to ask him about if he'd go down to the pool to skate board, but trailed off when he saw Logan, "man? Uh, Logie? What are you doing?" Logan glared up at him over his text book, knowing exactly what Carlos wanted him to do.
"Your math homework, so don't try to tempt me in to doing anything 'fun' with you," he said between licks. Carlos put his hands up in mock defeat.
"Whatever! But, I meant… what are you doing with your hand?" Logan looked at him funny, tongue now gliding up and down his forearm.
"Nothing," he said, oblivious to his weird behavior. Carlos shrugged.
"Alright," he said, snagging his helmet off his messy dresser and securing it onto his head. He hooked his skate board under his arm. "I'm going to go roll around in the empty pool," he informed him, and then left awkwardly as Logan nearly fell off his bed as he attempted to lick his elbow.
James was next.
He was sitting in a chair in the lobby with the new girl, Elise, and sipping his and hers smoothies. He had the pink one, of course, since all four boys new blue raspberry was gross. He flipped his bangs out of his eyes.
"Your hair is so…" Elise searched for the right words. "Flawless," she completed and reached out to touch it. James batted her hand away, uttering a high pitched, whiny, wimper-like-
"Did you just… neigh?" she asked, furrowing her eyebrows together. James looked at her like she was crazy.
"Nay!" he said, giggling at his "punny-ness", but stopped at the lost look on her face. "I mean," he tried again, clearing his throat, "I don't think so."
"Good," Elise smiled. "Now where were we?" She went for his hair, but he pulled away and neighed again. He slapped a hand over his mouth in shock. Elise crinkled her nose.
"You're weird," she said bluntly, and left, a shocked James in her wake.
Third was Carlos.
He had just gotten back from being kicked out of the pool, and he was going down the slide. He reached the bottom, and instinct took over. He started rubbing his back with his wrists, and was still doing it as James walked through the door. Kendall was playing video games on the couch, but, at this point, he was used to his friend's weird behavior and didn't even look up.
James, however, watched with interest as Carlos did a handstand rubbing his back on the slide, gripping the top of it with his toes. When he was done, he plopped back on his feet and smiled up at his slide.
"Uh, Carlos?" James interrupted his happy thoughts. "What was that for?"
"The slide is now mine," he said simply and walked off. James laughed.
"And I thought I was acting weird today."
Not surprisingly, Kendall was last to break. Even his subconscious was stubborn.
He was still playing video games, but now Logan and Carlos were playing with him. James was off taking a bubble bath or something.
"Guys, I feel weird," Kendall frowned, putting a hand over his chest. Somehow, he was able to feel his loosing genetic battle, and it was putting him off. Logan looked at him with worried eyes, and he immediately scooted over to rest a hand on his forehead.
"You don't feel warm, does something hurt?" he asked, lurching into doctor mode. Kendall pushed his hand away.
"I don't feel sick," he explained, "just weird." He brought a foot up and scratched at his ear unnaturally. Carlos and Logan backed away. "What are you guys looking at?" Kendall asked, confused. His friends opened their mouths to speak, but, then, an ear splitting shriek from the bathroom sent them running.
Dear Carlos,
Why am I so attracted to Latinos? It needs to stop.
Love Cheeky Brunette
I STINKING LOVE KNOWING ALL THE WORDS TO ALL THEIR SONGS BEFORE THEY'RE ON TV! I SO ROCK!
"Bigfoot's on the campground, repeat, Bigfoot's on the CAMPGROUND!" Tehe, my boys are silly. I specifically love when there's an awkward pause or something, and they're each doing something equally awkward. Like, in Big Time Beach Party, when the guy suggests a dance off, Logan does this little "what?" move and it's so funny. Makes the thing. Or they give each other little nods.
EXTRA TRILLION POINTS TO WHOEVER NOT-ON-TWITTER PEOPLE CAN GUESS WHAT CARLOS IS!
