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Bickering Brothers

Chapter 2 : The Fight-I-Nator

"Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated~..."

The scene soon changed to the outside of Doofensmirtz lair, and inside, the mad scientist was busy working on his next scheme. Perry soon knocked the door down and was once again inside the lair of his nemesis.

Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus...how unexpected...and by "unexpected", I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!..."Dr. Doofensmirtz shouted as he pressed the button to a remote control.

One second later, a metal cage fell on Perry, trapping him yet again.

"HAHA! You have fallen into my trap and best of all, it's a combination lock and I won't give you the code..."The mad scientist laughed at his menotreme nemesis.

Perry frowned and decided to listen as Dr. Doofensmirtz once again began to tell him about his latest scheme and exactly why he bought all that hot sauce, lemons and plutonium.

"You must be wondering what my grand scheme is...well, if you must know it's this..." Dr Doofensmirtz then pulled off a sheet that was over a large object, revealing his latest invention.

"Behold, the Fight-I-Nator!..."Dr. Doofensmirtz announced loudly and dramatically to his arch-nemesis.

"You see, my goody two shoes brother Roger is the mayor of Danville and the city council is giving him a performance review today...and since I loathe my brother and want him to lose his power, I invited the Fight-I-Nator, which is designed to make whoever it hits, and the person they are with, fight and act angry with each other no matter what...so, using lemons for the sour mood, hot sauce for the anger and lots and lots of plutonium as the power source, my brother is just one argument away from losing his position as mayor for good!..."Dr. Doofensmirtz shouted to the heavens, even though Perry the was just a few feet away.

"Ah, and just as planned, the meeting is starting in just one moment...'Dr. Doofensmirtz said as he positioned his I-Nator and got a good aim at his brother, who as predicted, is talking with the members of the city council at the moment.

'Say bye-bye to being most loved citizen, brother..."Heinz laughed maniacally, feeling that no one can stop him now.

During this time, Perry tried to guess the combination, he tried to think about the kind of combo someone like Doofensmirtz would use, and in a moment, Perry simply put in zero-zero-zero and his cage opened.

Once out, he attacked Doofensmirtz before he had a chance to fire his device at the mayor.

"Perry the platypus...how did you guess my code?...'Dr. Doofensmirtz asked in shock, but Perry responded by kicking him and the two engaged in yet another brawl, with Perry as always, getting the upper hand.

The battle continued and Perry pushed Doofensmirtz, the doctor ended up crashing into his I-Nator, accidentally activating it and firing, however, it wasn't aimed at Roger and the city council, missing them completely,

Perry noticed this, frowned, punched Doofensmirtz, pushed him away, activated the self destruct button on the Fight-I-Nator and started the count down to it's own destruction.

"Self destruct sequence in 10...9...8...7...." A robotic voice could be heard.

"NO! MY Fight-I-Nator!...'Dr. Doofensmirtz shouted in horror.

Perry quickly ran to his hover car which was on the roof of the building and managed to get away before the place blew up to smithereens.

"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!..."Dr. Doofensmirtz shouted as his device and his lair blew up to kingdom come.

Perry smirked, reported to his boss on his watch communicator and was soon on his way home, glad that he managed to defeat Doofensmirtz and destroy that device before someone got hurt.

-To be continued-

Next time on Bickering Brothers

Brother's Fight


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