I hope you're better behaved then the others.
What?
Never mind. Clears throat He had always thought of her as Ron's little sister. But now, something was different. It--
Wait. Did they kick her out of the family or something?
Stop being dense, they wouldn't dare kick me out of the family, I'd kick their arses!
Ginny!
It's true!
Quiet! Pause I'm continuing now, so be quiet. It occurred to him that she had always been a cute little girl, but now she was a beautiful woman. Over the summer she had transformed into a shyly vivacious girl. He--
That's not right.
What?
Vivacious: attractively lively and animated. Shy: being reserved or having or showing nervousness or timidity in the company of other people. Lively and reserved are opposites, thus someone can't be 'shyly vivacious'.
Have you been talking to Hermione?
Yeah, she's tutoring me.
That would explain it.
Twitch Not. Another. One.
What?
Nothing, back to the fic.
You're not going to use 'shyly vivacious' are you?
No. I'll find something else! Er... Over the summer she had transformed into a shyly vivacious lovely girl. He felt as if he was seeing her through new eyes, and--
Ah! No! You sick sick eye removing creep! Potter! Run! She'll try to take you're eyes first! Then disconnect your head!
Not you again!
You only don't want me here because I know the truth!
Oh calm down, Draco.
Hermione?!? Did you just call Malfoy Draco? Wait...are you holding that bastards hand?!
My parents were married. Thank you.
Be good Blaise.
What? I'm always good. Wink
Blush
faint
Potter! Are you alright! Here, let me help.
Well. I can see I don't need to be here anymore...so I'm going to go have fun with Dean and Seames, if you know what I mean.
GINNY!
Eh...Bye!
But...but...What's going on?!
I give up, you're all nuts.
Who are you?
I'm the author.
What's going on?!
Presently? Blaise and Hermione are snogging, Harry and Draco are snogging, and your sister is running off to have an orgy with Dean, Seames and perhaps some others.
Faint
Yeah, that's what I think.
The End
