Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or any of the characters. It is the property of Disney, Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. I am just a fan and I always will be.
A Platypuses Worst Fear
Chapter 2 : First thing in the morning
The next morning, Perry yawned and stretched a bit, and noticed he was on Ferb's bed and his owner's Phineas and Ferb were also waking up about this time.
"Good morning, Perry..."Phineas said as he petted his favorite monotreme in the whole wide world.
Perry, being in pet mode, just did his usual chatter. The boys and their pet did their usual morning routine, of bathing, brushing their teeth and getting dressed and in Perry's case, is keeping his image as a mindless animal going.
Once the boys were done, they carried Perry downstairs and soon joined their family for breakfast.
"Good morning, boys..."Linda said to her son's.
"Morning mom..."Phineas sad as he took his seat, while Ferb gave Perry his platypus chow for breakfast.
"Eat up, Perry..."Phineas said to his pet, who continued eating, completely unaware of what will happen today.
Or at least, he will be...for about 10 more seconds.
"For real...no way...awesome! I'll be there...'Candace said on her cell phone as she walked in.
Once she was off, she turned to her mother.
"Mom, I need a ride later...Stacy just told me that Jeremy and his band are giving a performance at the mall later during lunch time...'Candace said in excitement.
"Sorry Candace but it might have to wait...we have someplace to be today...'Linda said to her daughter, who frowned at that.
'What? Why?..."Candace demanded, not liking that her Jeremy-related quest might be sidetracked for today.
"Perry has an appointment today?...'Phineas whispered to her, causing her to raise an eyebrow.
"Why are you whispering?..." Candace demanded.
'Because Perry is right there...'Phineas whispered once more, while their pet continued to eat.
Unaware to them, he was aware enough to notice their sudden, strange behavior.
"Perry is scheduled to go to the V-E-T today...'Linda whispered to Candace, who got fed up by this.
"Mom, not you too...he's just a mindless animal, he can't understand us...just say that he has to go to the vet today and he won't even notice...'Candace sad.
Unfortunately for her, Perry heard her, his eyes widened and he immediately started running away.
"Perry, come back...'Phineas called for his pet.
Candace blinked and Linda turned to her, with a disproving look.
'Candace...'Linda scowled and Candace gulped and tried to save face.
"I...How was I suppose to know he was listening? Maybe he just had to go use his litter box or something?...'Candace said while Linda still looked annoyed.
"Either way, Perry needs to get to leave now, his appointment is at 9 and I want to get there early to get a good spot..."Linda said.
'Don't worry mom, we'll catch him..."Phineas said as he and Ferb soon ran upstairs.
"Thanks, boys..."Linda said.
Candace tried to walk away, only for Linda to grab her arm.
"And where do you think your going, young lady?..."Linda demanded.
"Mom, Jeremy's concert is at noon, I only have have 4 hours to get ready..."Candace said.
"That can wait, now go help your brothers put Perry in his travel carrier...'Linda ordered.
"But mom?..."Candace whined.
"Now Candace..."Linda ordered and the teenage girl frowned but soon found herself heading upstairs to help her brothers of all things, to help them catch their smelly monotreme pet and get him ready for a vet when she should be getting ready to watch Jeremy's mall concert.
"No fair..."Candace muttered as she went upstairs.
Upstairs
As soon as Perry heard the word "vet" he sprinted upstairs, desperate to avoid his owners because he knew they were going to take him to he most horrible place known to animals of all kind.
The veterinarian clinic.
Perry hated that place. Vet's means disgusting tasting medicine, creepy, cold places they lie to on and they did all sorts of things to you and worst of all, shots.
Perry can't stand shots, that's why he has to avoid his family today. He hoped that Major Monogram would call him for an assignment but no dice. Perry got worried, so he hid in a nearby closet, activated his communication watch and contacted his boss.
"Huh? Oh, good morning Agent P, what is it that you need?..."Major Monogram said, surprised to see him.
Perry, despite being unable to speak, made it clear that he is hoping for a mission, just so he could get away from the house.
"Sorry Agent P, Doofensmirtz isn't up to anything right now, in fact, it's a rather calm day today...no OWCA agents are needed right now...'Major Monogram said, causing Perry to frown hard.
"Look, I'll let you know if something comes up but relax Agent P...Monograme out...'His boss said before the image went to black.
Perry, despite being silent, could have cursed under his breath. The one time he actually wants Doofensmirtz to cook up a crazy scheme and he doesn't do that. The platypus at least tried to see if he could at least sneak into his lair, but he forgot that the closet vent was out of order and he is stuck here.
The little platypus knew that he is stuck here but he doesn't care.
He is NOT going to go to the vet or get a shot today, he will make sure of it.
-To be continued-
Next time on A Platypuses Worst Fear
Perry vs. The Flynn-Fletchers
REPLIES to my loyal and totally awesome reviewers:
BigChillFreak: Everyone has an Achilles heel, even a semi-aquatic secret agent.
Invader Johnny: You can say that again.
6139: You said it
:) Till next time beautiful people, remember to read and review :)
