Erica stood, tied up and burst out of the cupboard Eva locked her in. "fuuuufuffufufufufuffufuf!" her voice muffle by the tape on her mouth. Asuna came and ripped it off. "YOU BITCH EVA! HOW DARE YOU TIE ERICA UP!" she hit Eva with her fan. "I will never forgive you for killing Negi! YOU EVIL GIRL!' Asuna hit Eva with her fan. "HOW DARE YOU JUST IGNORE MY MAGICAL BARRIER ASUNA-SAN! ILL GET YOU BACK!"

Just then, Kyon walked in with Mikuru. "I'm glad we finally had a date Kyon-k..." They looked at the scene around them. Mikuru started crying. It was quite a scene to take in. The FBI agnets playing cards in the corner because they had given up on the animated characters and Sasha and Erica, and the guys were all fighting each other on who got to touch Eva's ladies. "Ok, how normal" Kyon said looking at Eva and Asuna cat fighting.

Erica waited until Sasha got out of the bath to read a write the next part of the story...

"HI H-" Sasha cut off talking as she saw what was happening.

"Well, this is strange... I... I can't think of anything funny to say here. Yup. Nuthin'. Oh except Negi isn't dead and I found Nagi. He's totally hot, ne?" She yelled while shoving him in E-bozu's face.

Yes, you heard me. E-BOZU.

"ANNYYYWAAY... he and I are now married. Forever. Itsumo. Zutto. ALWAYS!" Sasha rejoiced, uh, joyfully.

"Riighhtt... So. Um, what are we gonna do now?" E-bozu asked everyone

Eva returns from some random place.

"OHMIGOSH! IT'S NAGI!"

"Hi Eva-tan!" Nagi says while doing that really cute thing with the thumbs up and stuff. Yeash.

"NOO YAYA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL PEOPLE TAN!" Yaya spontaneously appeared.

"I have one thing to say here... PWP*? LOOK IT UP ON WIKIPEDIA PEOPLE! Oh, and E-bozu, I used your towel to wipe my arse. Just thought you might wanna know." Sasha informed while dancing to Motteke! Sera Fuku!

"Sooo... E-bozu and Lachie-BAKA (yesh inventing honorifics is fun) are lyk... dead. Yesh. They've lost it. Nya~! Now to turn this into a lime... the lemon will come later..." Sasha said with an evil grin

~Meanwhile~

"HaaoshdfASh ahaha AHHAHA STOP sjakhf hahhahassahaa TOMARE ssdpfgt please!poads... HELP THEY'RE idousahfaodjfa" Yup. That was E-bozu.

~NNYY WAY BACK TO THE PLOT (PWP?)*PWP? Stands for "Plot, What Plot?))~

"IKUTO WILL YOU MAKE THIS STORY A LIME WITH ME?" Sasha asked enthusiastically

"Uhh... OK!" he replied

Ikuto and Sasha then went off to have sexy Sashto babies and stuff.

"Yeah. In my imagination. (OH BTW for you who are wondering, my penname is IchigoAmu. YESH ICHIGOAMU COS ICHIGOS ARE AWESOME AND AMU IS SECCSY!)

Hmm... why the hell is E-bozu dancing to Hare Hare Yukai in slow mo with a pumpkin on her head...?

WTEVA! What's gonna happen when Amu finds out about my babies by Ikuto... Oh.. wait.. that was in my head. DAMMIT!"

Ryou got up from where he was lying dead on the floor. He was now a major hot vampire-neko-kawaii-saikou-shounen.

"Heyy Sasha. How are you" he said totally cool and seccy and stuff.

"I like your shirt" he said.

Sasha's brain practically made her faint but it didn't cos it just didn't okay? Get over it. I mean it. Really. Yeah.

"uh really?"" she replied. It had a doggy on it. The doggy say "I ruff you"

Yesh now i is so bored i is speaking with no right grammar and is cos me bored.

E-BOZU U WRITE NOW I IS BORED! ME EAT HALLOWEEN CAKE!

Ja Ne minna-BAKA

NOO! I HAVE ONLY WRITTEN 612 WORDS! E-DONO HAS WRITTEN 699! nooooooOOO!O!OOO!O!OO!OOO!O!O! SHE WILL RISE AGAIN!
Yes i know that no sense make, but Yoda talking like am I. Hai.

NOW BEGINS THE COMPETITION OF WHO CAN WRITE THE MOST! Mwaha mwaha mwahahaahahaha mahaha oihhos ioh dois ^o^.

I have to say cha-cha-tan... THEY WERE TICKLING ME! Cos i was laughing so hard at the bit where shes like.. i used you towel to wipe my arse... and THEY TICKLED ME AND I WAS CRYING! Lol its Halloween here and i carved a pumpkin and then chucked it on the fire and it MELTED!

ANYWAYS... (PWP?)

"Ryou wasn't alive. I kill him dumbass" said Eva as Sasha danced around the living room hold Ryou up. "Opps... my bad" said Ikuto "I gave her one of my happy pills" he was swaying about humming and dancing to WelcomeUknown. "YEAH... alright ABOUT THAT IKUTO" Erica yelled out. Ikuto stood up and threw her laptop out the window. But it hit the tank, which was floating in midair shooting candy at unicorns, according to Ikuto.

Sasha screamed in anger. Then proceeded to bash the crap out of Eva-BOZU. Yes. Bozu. Eva is now a boy.

"Oh no please stop her..." Eva-bozu said sarcastically.

"mwahaha I haven't started. Shinmei School Floating Cloud Ukigumo, Twirling Spark, Tsumujiissen!" Sasha shouted as she hit Eva-bozu with her staff.

Eva-bozu died and was never ever ever seen again. For real this time. I SWEAR!

Ryou came back to life as a VAMPIRE, Ikuto wasn't on crack anymore and got married to Amu and Takuto was reborn as a human and became Mitsuki's boyfriend.

The tank that was shooting candy exploded, and Ichigo started singing "IT'S RAINING! OMG MY HAIR!" while Sasha and E-bozu-sempai became friends again.

~THE END~

Or is it...? DUN DUN DUUUUN!

Yeah... its not.

NOW it is.

Just kidding. Ryou ate some garlic and died. Ikuto and Amu drove each other crazy and killed each other. Takuto raped Evas corpse and she bit him as a reflex somehow (but she was dead...) and he died. Mitsuki fell in love with a unicorn passing by and a giant piece of candy fell on her and she died. Kukai who everyone had forgotten about proposed to Erica, but Asuna hit him over the head and he died. Negi and Asuna were fighting and Negi called Asuna paipan again so she hit him with her sword and decapitated him and he died. Asuna got depressed and committed suicide. The FBI agents went away and most likely died. And Sasha and Erica went home from Alexandra and lived happily ever after (and probable will die in the future)

THE END! (maybe, cos this story died)

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THWART MY PLANS FOR A HAPPY ENDING?

... you forgot Kukai. (Actually, I didn't. I quote "Kukai who everyone had forgotten about..." PWN!) He married Utau and they lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER. EVER AFTER see?

Just when everyone (who was still alive that is) thought it was over, the door burst open

"WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED HERE!"