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Chapter Two: In Diagon Alley

Kakashi was nowhere to be seen. "Argh, stupid Kakashi-sensei, he probably went back to Konoha without us!" grumbled Naruto.

"Koh-noh-ha? Where the bloody hell is that?" said Ron.

"It's Ko-no-ha, not Koh-noh-ha," said Sakura irritably.

"Is Koh-noh-ha where ya guys are from?" Ron asked them.

Sakura threw her hands up in frustration. "I give up!" She stormed away, quaking pots and pans in her wake.

"Did I say something?" asked Ron, scratching his head.

"Yeah, you pronounced it wrong," said Hermione. "Ron, it's Konoha, the real name is Konohagakure no Sato."

"I can't say something like that!" Ron objected. "The name's so foreign!"

"Whatever, Ronniekins," said Fred, sniggering. "Mum, Gred and I are going to the joke shop!"

"Be careful" Mrs. Weasley said, hugging both the twins.

Crack! The twins Apparated. Naruto said angrily, "People here can transport, too?!"

"Apparently they can, dobe," said Sasuke.

"Tomorrow we're going to Diagon Alley to get our stuff," said Harry.

"Dia–what?" asked Naruto loudly.

"Shut up, Naruto!" said a pissed-off Sakura, bashing Naruto's head again.

"Diagon Alley," said Hermione.

"Where the hell is that?" asked Naruto.

"Behind the Leaky Cauldron," she replied.

"…Hold on, stop talking!" Naruto said, holding up his hand. "Fuzzy wants to talk to me."

"Who the bloody hell is Fuzzy?" said Ron with an extremely stupid look on his face.

"Fuzzy is Kyuubi no Kitsune, the nine-tailed fox sealed within him," Sakura quickly explained.

"Eh?"

Hey, brat! What are we doing here? And why haven't we gotten back to the village?

It's not my fault Kakashi-sensei went back without us!

I'll help you find a way back if you let me some time to free reign.

You're going to murder people, so the answer is a definite no.

Whatever, kid. Don't blame me if you never get back.

What?!

I said whatever. G'night, kid.

Naruto found himself transported back to reality. "Naruto? Hello, is anyone home?" Ron was saying loudly in his ear.

"AAAAARGHHH!" Ron let out a devastating scream that rang around the house. Naruto had, out of reflex, kicked the red-head in the crotch.

Harry couldn't resist laughing. He sniggered uncontrollably for the first two minutes, stopping abruptly when he received a glare from Hermione and Ron.

"What were you trying to do, flame head?" said Naruto, glaring at Ron.

Ron gulped and said nervously, "Hahaha…uh, get your attention?"

"Didn't Sakura-chan tell you I was talking with Fuzzy?!" Naruto yelled.

"Um…yes?" Ron said timidly. Sakura sighed and smacked a hand to her forehead.

BAM! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Ron screamed as Naruto sent him flying through the ceiling.

Time jump to two hours later…

A giant man named Rubeus Hagrid led them into Diagon Alley behind the Leaky Cauldron. "This is so cool!" Naruto exclaimed, jumping everywhere at once.

"Naruto, you dope, we're supposed to get our wands!" Sakura said. Hagrid led them to Ollivander's, where they received their wands.

Ollivander called Sakura first. "Twelve inches, Cherry wood, hair of the unicorn," he said. Sakura took it, but didn't know what to do with it.

"Give it a wave," Ollivander said, seeing her confused look.

Sakura, feeling extremely foolish, swished the wand. Crack! The window shattered. She handed it back hastily. Ollivander gave her another wand. "Eleven inches, oak of the Sakura tree, core of phoenix feather." She waved it again, but this time, pink sparks shot out of the tip and enveloped her in holy light.

"Excellent, excellent!" Ollivander said gleefully. He motioned to Sasuke. He handed the broody boy a wand. "Thirteen inches, heart string of dragon, Indian wood." Sasuke waved it and the lamp crashed. Ollivander snatched it back and gave him another wand. "Ten inches, Redwood, fang of basilisk." Blue sparks came out and enveloped Sasuke in holy light.

"Two tries? Well, I hope your last member does, too," said Ollivander. He handed Naruto a wand. "Twelve inches, Cherry wood, dragon heartstring." Naruto gave it a wave and overturned a few wand boxes. "No, no, no," said Ollivander. "Nine inches, phoenix feather, oakwood." Naruto broke his glasses. "Ten inches, Indian foxwood, hair of demon fox." Red sparks shot out of the wand and enveloped Naruto in holy light. Ollivander could've sworn he heard growling in the backround.

"Yes, yes, now you've gotten your wands, please leave," Ollivander said pleasantly. Hagrid ushered them out of the shop and into the foul-smelling apothecary. They bought Potion ingredients and exited.

Naruto saw a store named Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. "Hey, hey, can I check out that shop? It looks like a joke shop!" he said excitedly.

"No, Naruto, we're buying stuff necessary for our term!" Sakura exclaimed angrily.

Naruto ignored her and bounded through the door. They sighed and followed after. Sasuke and Sakura were surprised to see Fred and George striking up a conversation with Naruto. "You never told us you were a prankster, too! For that, we'll give you anything you want in here for free!"

"Awesome!" Naruto said excitedly. In the end, he bought a Nosebleed Nougat, a punching kunai-look-alike, and a vomiting pill. Plus three Vanishing hats.

In Flourish and Blotts, they bought the standard books for the term (and a few extras). Sakura bought another book named A History of Hogwarts and How It Was Founded. Sasuke got a book named What to Do With A Traitor In Your Midst? And Naruto got a book named History of Ninjas and Wizards: What is Their Connection?

"We need to get you robes," Hagrid grunted. They went to Madam Malkins' for fitting, and met a boy with pale blond hair.

The boy finished fitting his robes when he caught sight of the four. He said, "Who're you three? I've never seen your faces around Hogwarts before. And you're strolling around with that stupid oaf…are you friends of Granger, Potter, and Weasley?" He sneered.

""Um…do you mean Harry, Ron, and Hermione?" asked Sakura.

"Yeah, the 'Chosen One', Weasel boy, and Mudblood Granger," he said, smirking.

Madam Malkins handed Malfoy his robes and turned to them. "Hogwarts, dears?" she asked.

"Yes, please," Sakura answered.

Malfoy gave them a sour look, before strolling out of the shop. "What an arrogant guy…somebody's gotta fix his attitude," said Naruto.

"Hn," said Sasuke.

They went to the pet store. "Remember, only an owl or a toad, or a cat," said Hagrid.

"Why not a fox?" asked Naruto.

"Can I bring a snake?" said Sasuke.

Hagrid gasped. "They'll never allow snakes 'n 'ogwarts!" he bellowed gruffly.

"Why not?" Sasuke questioned.

"Because the Dark Lord uses snakes," Hagrid replied. "And I don't know why no foxes."

Sakura ended up with a snowy owl that she named Sakuno. Sasuke had a bronze owl he named Hebito. However, Naruto had an orange fox vixen he named Hikari.

"Now, yeh got all yer stuff? Then let's go!" said Hagrid, exiting Diagon Alley. Now there was only an ordinary brick wall behind the Leaky Cauldron.