I'm in the middle of final exam, so this one chapter would be short. This one will focus on the GTA side of this mega-crossover.

Anyway, I've joined Touhou-ism just last month (ReimuXCirno is my OTP). Anyone wants to say 'Welcome'?.

PS: if you read the manga for 'Railgun', did you noticed all the Lamborghinis?

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"Cozziiins!"

Hoo boy.

"Hey, Roman."

"He! What's happened? You sound down, cousin! What about some quality time with your dearest…."

"No bowling."

"Oh, come on, cousin! I'm not that old you know! Bowling is soooo last season. It's all about…"

Please don't say great American titties.

"…great Japanese teeeetees! It's all the rage now! I know this great place…"

Oh, go to silicone hell already, you old pervert. You already have a wife! And a daughter!

"Err…sorry, Roman, I already got a fare waiting for me."

They said there are three things that are certain in this world; death, taxes, and porn. Niko's dear cousin unfortunately only able to comprehend the last one.

"So nanoka?"

Huh?

"Err…sorry, Roman. My Japanese isn't that good yet."

"I know. Me neither."

"Then why are you speaking Japanese?"

"Well, you see, little Kate Japanese is already good enough, bless her mother for that, to watch prime time anime without subtitle, and there this

game anime…"

"Game anime…? Holy son of a..!"

"Eh, what is it?"

"Nothing, just another Lamborghini trying to cut me off. You know, maybe I shouldn't phone while driving in a city where half of the population drive a Lamborghini. So, if you excuse me…"

"So, as I said…"

Are you going to just ignore me?

"…there's this anime supposedly based on a classic video game…and it has a very catchy theme song, I simply can't get it out of my head! So sometimes I just sorta…blurt random word from the lyric."

Yes, you are ignoring me.

"Is that so?"

"That is so."

"Remind me again why you need me in this country?"

"Well, Kate needs an education, and you know how the schools are back in Liberty City. And then there's all this business about her mumbo-jumbo science magic stuff…so she must stay here. For test and stuff. Besides, America isn't safe anymore, with that Alex guy on the loose…"

"That is not what I am asking, Roman. And there's no school in Liberty City. What I asked is, why, me of all people, is the one you dragged to this…this…gigantic mad scientist lab. Fuck, Roman, I ran over a two headed cow just yesterday!"

"Ah, yeah, I heard about that. They are called a Brahmin, by the way. They said they are trying to make radiation proof milk or something, In case of nuclear fallout."

"Yes. So why am I here?"

"Well, obviously because you are my best driver! You are important to my TAXI business."

"Then we can just open a branch on Canada instead on the other half of the world. Kate goes to a boarding school, right? My point is, I have the feeling that you only want me close to you, for some reason."

Niko can hears a stifled laught from the other side of the line.

"Well to be honest cousin…"

"…Yyeess?"

"…Err, have you received my gift?"

"Yeah, it's a Silverballer pistol. A really nice gun. Where did you get it?"

"Come on, cousin, whether it's America or Japan, firepower always manage to unite humanity!"

"That doesn't even make sense. Seriously, where did you get it?"

"EBay."

"Of course. And in case you forgot, you haven't answered my question yet. Why did you bring me here? If you haven't figured it out yet, I don't really like this country. I barely can speak the language, and I receive a culture shock every two city block."

"Well…"

Silence.

This is weird. Roman Bellic isn't supposed to be silent. He's loud. Even under gun fire. There's no single moment with Roman where Niko can remember him being…quiet.

"The fact is, cousin, I'm not a good father."

"You'll be fine, Roman. You have Mallorie."

"That's not the problem here, cousin. I'm talking about protection."

"What about it?"

"Well, remember all those times when you saved me from…"

"..constant giant gunpowder fuckfest? Don't worry about it, roman. You always end up blaming me anyway."

Niko can hears a stifled laugh from the other end of the line.

"Glad your English has improved to make such a joke."

"Thank you."

"Anyway, cousin…I want you to protect my little Kate. That is why I've dragged you here, that is why me and Mallorie are here, even though she goes to a boarding school. Because I…us, must protect our daughter."

This conversation is getting strange, and Niko doesn't like it. Niko hates strangeness. All he wants is a peaceful life away from all the 'kaboom' and 'kablaam' and the 'rattattas' of an automatic weapon.

"Protect her from what? Can't you do it yourself?"

"Maybe I can, but most likely not. If I can't even protect myself..."

"Roman, this is not America where they have more bazooka per capita than their own GDP."

"Well, maybe, but I did some research on the Academy City, and do you know how much guns this city have?"

"No…?"

"About the equivalent of USA national guard. And that's only the numbers that has been made public! Who knows how much they actually have?! All of that just in a single city."

"Chill out Roman, you are being paranoid. This place is a research facility, right? It's only natural that the security is tight."

"Well, maybe I am being paranoid. But who knows? The point is…there's something fishy about this city. And if problem do arise, it most likely going to involves guns. Lots of it. So keep that Silverballer close, okay? And keep your eyes close on Kate. Please cousin, for me?"

Niko opened his dashboard, and confirm that 'it' is still in the place where he left it. The silver coated, 216mm long, sprouting death machine.

"Okay, Roman, I'll see what I can do."

"Thanks, cousin. It is appreciated."

"I want a bonus."

"Of course. Umm, call me later, okay? We'll go getting drunk or something?"

"Of course, see ya later."

"Bye."

"Bye."

End call.

'Hmm, protection huh?'

Niko looks at his clothes. A nice gray suit. It is not the best attire to be shot at.

So he decides, after this one fare, he's going back to his apartment, change his clothes, and go see what his little niece is up to.

-End of chapter 2.-