"Next Contestant" by NickelBack
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Randy sits at the bar watching Seth dance with AJ Lee. As soon and Randy and Seth arrived at the club, AJ begged Seth to dance with her since Phil wouldn't. Randy nodded at Seth letting him go when AJ took the begging to a next level and finally begged Randy to get Seth to dance with her. Ever since Seth came to his room to mend bridges, they had been pretty inseparable. Stephanie had been thrilled and even went so far as to cancel all of Seth's hotel reservations with out him knowing and upgrading Randy's to a single king sized bed.
Randy wasn't certain that they where at the hotel sharing stage but after that Seth had shown up at his room, knocking on the door. Seth quickly explained that Steph cancelled his hotel reservations and that he couldn't get a room. Randy just took him in and since then they had been sharing a hotel room. It was sometimes easier to work with the Billion dollarPrincess then to try and work against her. Since he had no doubt she booked all the rooms that first night to make sure they stayed together.
Randy could though put up with that. One thing he was adjusting to was that he was extremely annoyed when someone hit on Seth. He could put up with Seth's best friend AJ since AJ loved Phil beyond words and he could see that. Anyone else though got a death glare. Usually Seth was fairly obvious to things though so he's found himself getting more and more annoyed with people and sometimes Seth. Sometimes he swears Seth enjoys the attention. Most of the WWE roster, once a couple was out, would be fairly respectful. It was one of the locker rooms unspoken rules. Some of the new people, the nxt and fans though weren't.
Like right now and he didn't know who he was annoyed more with. AJ and Seth where dancing but some new rookie from NXT put his hands on Seth's waist and began to dance with them. He knew Cena saw how annoyed he was and held up a hand, "Randy you can't kill him.. or Seth.. or AJ."
Randy frowned, "Why would I kill Seth.. or AJ."
Cena shrugs, "your temper is sometimes... a touch over dramatic."
Randy snorts and downs his drink before stalking to the dance floor, "I'm the model of control Cena."
Cena groans, "crap... I'm getting Hunter."
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
Seth looks up as Randy walks over. Randy eyes both guys and crosses his arms, before eyeing Seth. Seth peeks at Randy through his hair and bites his lip, knowing that either he was in trouble or this guy was. In the back of Seth's mind hopes he is since he trusts Randy fully but he has a feeling this guy is to be a world of pain soon if he was.
Seth does his best to look innocent but then his eyes narrow when the guy that was hitting on him turns to Randy, "And who is this hotty." He reaches out and pinches Randy's ass.
Randy's eyes go wide, but he doesn't have time to react when Seth punches the guy hard enough to knock him down and out. AJ's eyes go wide as well and then she just doubles over laughing.
Randy grabs Seth and pulls him against his chest, "Angel.."
Seth looks up into Randy's eyes, "He can't touch you."
Hunter walks up with Cena, "Randy did you have to hit him."
Randy blinks, "I didn't do shit."
Hunter nods, "Sure you didn't. Let me guess Seth hit him."
Randy nods, "Um.. yeah."
Cena frowns at the seriousness in Randy's voice, "wait Seth hit him. Why."
Seth eyes Cena, "he touched my man."
Hunter holds his head, "God damn it.. you two are prefect for each other.."
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Just wrote this for the fun of it. one shot.
