BREAK BREAK BREAK

Loki had apparently decided to bring in the big guns, given the portal on top of Stark Tower. So Harry did the same.

"Guys, I figured out where he was going to go. I'll open up a portal to where I'm at. Other end will be in the conference room. Get here asap."

"Copy that Gandalf, we'll be there asap."

"I'm incredibly flattered that you put me on the same level as Gandalf, Tony."

"Such a nerd."

"Takes one to know one."

Cap decided to cut in on there fun. "Alright kids, stop pulling each others' hair. We've got a bad guy to beat up."

"Yes dad." Apparently both had the same instinctual response to correction.

"Ugh, it's like having the annoying little brothers I never asked for."

"Aw, Nat, I always thought I filled that role."

"Nah, Clint, you're more like the annoying older brother as far as I'm concerned."

"Meh, I'll take what I can get."

"..."

"So... where do I fit in all this?"

"Aw Bruce, you're the caring awesome uncle everyone always wished they had. Badass enough to kick anyone's ass and chill enough not to need to... most of the time. You are the ultimate trump card in the 'my relative can beat up your relative' argument."

"Somehow I figured that's what you would say Tony."

"And yet we all agree with him... something I never thought I'd be saying."

"Woah, the Cap agreeing with Tony? I'm glad we already know where Armageddon is going down today."

"Nay, Friend Harry, Ragnarok can't happen yet. I have yet to face Fenrir or Jormungandur."

"..."

"..."

"Right, we'll just ignore the fact that Ragnarok just got confirmed on the calendar."

"Agreed/Yup/Going with that/I'll second that."

By then, the rest of the Avengers were stepping through the portal.