Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon- Season Two

Episode 2: Hiccup Haddock vs Iris Dragonlight

(Based off of "L vs Light" by Epic Rap Battle Parodies)

To "How To Train Your Dragon 2" with love from-

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Iris Dragonlight!

VS!

Hiccup!

BEGIN!


Hiccup:

Oh, let me start of by commenting on your crazy hair.

You abuse your dragons, Iris. Pokeballs just aren't fair.

Full grown dragons always hate you, never listen to what you say.

You give piggy-back rides to a baby while Dragonite turns away.

You're also a huge coward, you tried to run from Drayden

While I hunt down Dragon Bludvist as your mock fights begin

You can stand on the sidelines and shout orders all you want

While I wield by Dragon Blade, Inferno; and back up my Taunts!

Iris:

Do I even need to say that you're such a little kid?

And abuse my dragons? Seriously? Think about what you did!

Pokeballs have Pokemon friendly worlds! You caught Toothless in a net.

And even worse, you crippled that dragon for life by ripping his tail off yet.

I can feel what dragons feel, and see what they've seen.

You threaten dragons with eels and pressure points, that's mean.

And you may have gotten taller in sequel and all

But while I throw lots of balls, you haven't dropped any at all!

Hiccup:

Oh no, you shouldn't irk someone with so much vikingness!

Toothless' Plasma Shot will scare you more than ice, Iris.

A Night fury's a Legendary. Name a type. He'll beat it.

Your rhymes are as a bad as regurgitated fish, but I'll still eat it!

Iris:

You're STILL just a little kid! Not even Georgia's bad as you.

And you and Toothless are just copies of Ash and Pikachu!

You ripped of BW122 and XY019,

(Iris sends out Dragonite)

The better Dragon Master takes the spoils, Toothless is mine!

(Dragonite knocks out Toothless with Ice Beam, and Iris catches him in a Pokeball)

Hiccup:

Wh... what? Wh... what have you done?!

Is this. what, some kind of Loki magic? You couldn't have won!

Oh, I should've known you'd want Toothless for more Legendary Spam

But I guess this a battle for fierce girls, not a man. . .

(Astrid suddenly flies in on Stormfly and lands)

Astrid:

Brace yourself, trapper. You're getting the Hatchet with no Honey.

The Riders of Berk defend our land, we don't just fight for money.

You're not a fighter. You've got no weapon. You're just A Different Kind of Princess*

I'm engaged to Berk's new Chief! You just like some guy named Ash.

Iris:

(Iris changes into her Unova Champion outfit)

Yeah, Ash the Chosen One! But this isn't about that kid!

I'M THE CHAMPION OF UNOVA! That's what I did!

You think that you could beat me with Spikes that aren't even Toxic?

You made Hiccup throw the Thawfest, and that makes me sick!

(Axew pops out and hits Stormfly with Dragon Rage and knocks her out, and Iris catches her in a Pokeball)

Astrid:

You know, I could just tell that you'd be a sore looser.

You, Georgia, and Burgundy are all frilly posers!

You call yourself a Champion, but you're just like Eret, Son of Eret.

An arrogant, ignorant, dragon trapper that we'll all soon forget.

Iris:

You think you're tough? Well hold on tight, you can't flee this fight!

You're all out of Dragons, I'll send you Blasting Off tonight!

No Pokemon Center or Nurse Joy will ever help you two.

I've got more than Dragons. Emolga and Excadrill, I Choose You!

(Drago Bludvist suddenly lumbers in swinging his spear and roaring)

Drago:

Colress and Malamar are nothing compared to me!

I am the dragon god! All your dragons belong to me!

I tamed an Alpha bigger than Kyurem without your "technology"

You'll be horrified when you see what my Bewilderbeast breathes

This, is "The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons"? What a shame

In the face of me, you are nothing. This is no longer a game.

You're all naive children, getting bloody fists in the face.

Now bow down to the king of the dragon and human race!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!


Guest chapter 27 . Mar 7, 2013

I got an idea. Since you used Toothless for a battle why not use Astrid against either May, Misty, Dawn, or Iris. You can decide who she goes up against but you don't have to do this. Just a suggestion. Great battles by the way


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*A Different Kind of Princess by Toadettegirl2012.